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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Well, what else do you call it when you are nice to a girl and she doesn't sleep with you in return, Mr. Smartypants? 'Every day'
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Jun 27, 2014 17:08
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quote:"there's no entitlement, there's just...if you're too frustratd not to be able to do anything with the girl, if she only occasionally calls you when she needs you, if you hear her complaining about others, and if you don't have actual fun doing activities as friends with her... move on, cuze that's not friendship."
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Jun 27, 2014 17:29
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 These two cowboys with rock hard abs will make sweet, sweet love to you. And also steal your purse.
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Jun 27, 2014 17:58
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That's a joke, son.
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Jun 27, 2014 18:02
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Conal Cochran posted:
Brokebank Mountain
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Jun 27, 2014 18:04
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ol qwerty bastard posted:My local social justice keyboard warrior shared this: Do I want to know what a brocialist is?
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Jun 27, 2014 18:05
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TinTower posted:So the trans man community on tumblr has found the newest evil, in between enby fabs and transtrenders: soy sauce I don't know whether to apologize or laugh maniacally.
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Jun 27, 2014 18:19
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CitizenKain posted:Do I want to know what a brocialist is? It's probably "Bro socialist".
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Jun 27, 2014 18:24
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Gonna guess something to do with bronies.
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Jun 27, 2014 18:26
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CitizenKain posted:Do I want to know what a brocialist is? He is a champion of the broletariat
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Jun 27, 2014 18:26
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Brocialism was an economic policy implemented by Broseph Stalin.
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Jun 27, 2014 18:31
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King Doom posted:Gonna guess something to do with bronies. I think it's the equivalent of "manarchist" which is basically a disparaging moniker for a macho socialist.
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Jun 27, 2014 18:31
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Kajeesus posted:That's a joke, son. Specifically, it's a gender swapped version of the joke where two gorgeous blonde babes steal a guy's wallet on several days.
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Jun 27, 2014 18:49
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This isn't the Truth in Social Media thread
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Jun 27, 2014 18:52
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Is Friend Zone, in that context, when someone's too chicken poo poo to ask the person on a date? Regardless, if they're into getting some salad toss then toss that salad!
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Jun 27, 2014 19:16
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DemeaninDemon posted:Is Friend Zone, in that context, when someone's too chicken poo poo to ask the person on a date? Basically. Also making friend with someone for a long time then timidly asking for a date, which doesn't work very often.
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Jun 27, 2014 19:18
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DemeaninDemon posted:Is Friend Zone, in that context, when someone's too chicken poo poo to ask the person on a date? it's the hip new place where friends hang out
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Jun 27, 2014 19:18
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Afraid of Audio posted:it's the hip new place where friends hang out It's a cool place for cool people to be friends, like the water park or Chuck E Cheese.
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Jun 27, 2014 19:26
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DemeaninDemon posted:Is Friend Zone, in that context, when someone's too chicken poo poo to ask the person on a date? Friend zone is the phrase a guy will use (and very rarely a girl) when he's "nice" to someone and she doesn't suck his dick in return. Since friendships don't exist in their mind.
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Jun 27, 2014 19:43
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kazil posted:Specifically, it's a gender swapped version of the joke where two gorgeous blonde babes steal a guy's wallet on several days. Switching the gender really changes the vibe of the story. I was expecting it to end in rape and "This is a new type of gang initiation!!!!"
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Jun 27, 2014 19:48
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Oh right women are vending machines that take niceness and give out blow jobs.
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Jun 27, 2014 19:49
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DemeaninDemon posted:Oh right women are vending machines that take niceness and give out blow jobs. finally someone is telling it like it is!!!
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Jun 27, 2014 19:50
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I walk in to police station and talk to officer. "Please mister officer, I have known a female for 2 days now, one time I offered her gum, she has not yet given me sex." Police officer looks at me and says. "Sorry for your troubles, we will deal with this female so you will get the blowjob. Fill out this form so we can determine how much kindness you put into this female." This is the bright new future of no more friendzoned.
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Jun 27, 2014 19:52
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Will there be a blow job quality review board? A particular level of niceness requires a corresponding level of blow job quality. For example, helping a girl move entitles someone to a better blow job than just picking her up after work. Therefore a review board needs to exist to ensure quality blow jobs are given.
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Jun 27, 2014 19:58
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Obviously if the blowjob is not deemed a proper blowjob she will need to do it again or convince her hotter (9+/10 at least) friend to give blowjob. Like why would you even have to ask this?
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Jun 27, 2014 20:00
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For a person who sincerely believes in the friendzone, any oral sex at all is the best oral sex ever. Also, will someone post the classic "hey Hot Topic clerk, you haven't blocked me or deleted your Facebook account, so will you be my goddess?" Facebook messages, please?
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Jun 27, 2014 20:05
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The friendzone is like the saddest expression of the sunk cost fallacy. "I can't just walk away I've given her so many nice and not gotten a sex yet!"
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Jun 27, 2014 20:10
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just putting in the time, man
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Jun 27, 2014 20:20
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Wizard of Smart posted:The friendzone is like the saddest expression of the sunk cost fallacy. I've never looked at it in this light and it's amazing now.
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Jun 27, 2014 20:29
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 This is so goddamned  . Just write anything over a bird.
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Jun 27, 2014 21:21
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We have met the enemy... and he is us.
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Jun 27, 2014 21:23
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Wizard of Smart posted:The friendzone is like the saddest expression of the sunk cost fallacy. Haha holy poo poo that's amazing. Rewording it like that makes it seem even more pathetic than before.
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Jun 27, 2014 21:44
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Jun 27, 2014 22:10
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Wizard of Smart posted:The friendzone is like the saddest expression of the sunk cost fallacy. You are indeed the wizard of smart because that's a god drat magical way of putting it.
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Jun 28, 2014 00:04
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 In Red's profile picture he's dressed up as the eleventh Doctor and holding a toy sonic screwdriver.
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Jun 28, 2014 01:53
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Internalized misogyny  I have a Recently, he posted this   I guess obama is just a figment of all our imaginations
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Jun 28, 2014 02:00
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Spooky Bear Ghost posted:Internalized misogyny See, McCain won back in 2008 but the government knew that the rest of the world would be pissed that we voted for a Republican again so instead they just made Obama president.
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Jun 28, 2014 02:08
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Sexual Aluminum posted:I call her my mom. I hosed your mom
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So a Reddit jagweed posted this to his Facebook: The subreddit is empty except for his only post with his picture in it, which makes it extremely easy to find out his Reddit username and subsequently all the posts he's ever made on that awful website. Today I found out that he and his demanding girlfriend are going to  Frolicon and that he has recently tested positive for Chlamydia! Neat! Also he thinks women have fragile egos, and he loves a good creampie vid.Just...it's just way too much information. Way way way too much.
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