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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Doctor Bishop posted:

I'm not your friend, guy.



I'm not your guy, pal.


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FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

trapped mouse posted:

I'm not your guy, pal.




Don't call me pal, mac.

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



trapped mouse posted:

I'm not your guy, pal.




I'm getting conflicting advice.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

fisting by many posted:

I'm getting conflicting advice.



I want that shirt.

Not one with my face, mind, I want that shirt.

Lava Lamp Goddess
Feb 19, 2007

We've had this thing that holds plastic bags in our pantry for years. Today, while putting away groceries, I notice this:



The worst named street in Ohio?

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
That's a lotta sharts. :stare:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Don't call me pal, mac.

Calm down, buddy.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Picnic Princess posted:

Calm down, buddy.

I'm not your

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

:golfclap:




e:timg

EXAKT Science has a new favorite as of 07:17 on Jun 28, 2014

Valtaherra
Feb 23, 2007

It's a personal pineapple

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:

We've had this thing that holds plastic bags in our pantry for years. Today, while putting away groceries, I notice this:



The worst named street in Ohio?

We recently changed to a new computer system at work, and everyone's name was reentered in the "First letter of first name/Last name" format, and the results for one of my managers was predictably rad

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

How the gently caress does someone know what the Moho is and not get that top question correct?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Don't call me pal, mac.



If he's naked....where does he keep the cash? :confused:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Ak Gara posted:

If he's naked....where does he keep the cash? :confused:

Buttcoins.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Memento posted:

How the gently caress does someone know what the Moho is and not get that top question correct?

Why do you think 4. wasn't just a random guess?

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn


:golfclap:


Krowley
Feb 15, 2008


He has three hands so he can grab her rear end while punching a raptor and firing a gun into nowhere

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Brown Moses posted:

Fleshlight has created the newest lonely person product

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6WBBXxScrk


what was this? It's been taken down.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

N. Senada posted:

what was this? It's been taken down.

It was a Fleshlight holder for your tablet, so you could gently caress it while you video chat.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

Centripetal Horse posted:

It was a Fleshlight holder for your tablet, so you could gently caress it while you video chat.

Truly we are living in the future.

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:


The worst named street in Ohio?

Nope! I think this one takes the cake.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
I genuinely want this to be real.

But at the same time as a dinosaur enthusiast I am offended.


RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

What bothers me about this image is that the dude has three hands: one to punch the dinosaur, one to hold the gun, and one to grab her rear end.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The strange thing about that pic is that there's one post about his three arms, and another post also about his three arms, and then there's this post.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
He grew that one especially for her.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

The strange thing about that pic is that there's one post about his three arms, and another post also about his three arms, and then there's this post.

I don't read this thread.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

RyokoTK posted:

What bothers me about this image is that the dude has three hands: one to punch the dinosaur, one to hold the gun, and one to grab her rear end.

That's not his hand on her rear end...

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
There's also a velociraptor driving a car.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

BottledBodhisvata posted:

There's also a velociraptor driving a car.

The real question is How do we get Michael Bay to make this movie???

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Memento posted:

How the gently caress does someone know what the Moho is and not get that top question correct?

Maybe they just played a lot of Alpha Centauri back in the day. You hear about it in every game, when you get Industrial Automation.

Unrelated:

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Snapchat A Titty posted:

The strange thing about that pic is that there's one post about his three arms, and another post also about his three arms, and then there's this post.

And why are kangaroos so jacked?

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:

We've had this thing that holds plastic bags in our pantry for years. Today, while putting away groceries, I notice this:



The worst named street in Ohio?

What about FANGBONER Rd



https://goo.gl/maps/9aGfr

Stex T has a new favorite as of 19:15 on Jun 28, 2014

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Stex T posted:

What about FANGBONER Rd



https://goo.gl/maps/9aGfr

Here's another handy link, it's so interesting!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3631126&perpage=40&pagenumber=58#post431485470

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Would?


Neigh!

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

How the gently caress does someone know what the Moho is and not get that top question correct?

I remember Moho from high school scholars bowl, but I think I would have guessed D for the one above (assuming C is the correct answer since that's where the mark is).

secondhand dog
Sep 10, 2009

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:

We've had this thing that holds plastic bags in our pantry for years. Today, while putting away groceries, I notice this:



The worst named street in Ohio?

Casebeer Miller Road, Hicksville, OH



I can't tell if it's worse, or if that combo just rules. My great uncle used to live there (not at the address in the screenshot), and I always figured he was joking about the name.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

Valtaherra posted:

We recently changed to a new computer system at work, and everyone's name was reentered in the "First letter of first name/Last name" format, and the results for one of my managers was predictably rad




I think I know his brother Pete.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4KOw38XVSw

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Eh, close enough.

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FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

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