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Broken Things posted:
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Popcyan posted:Finally, a tattoo from Facebook terrible enough to post! Beck Ruubabilly?
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Jun 28, 2014 01:26
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VincentPrice posted:Beck Ruubabilly? Live Bestiality.
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Lamprey Cannon posted:Live Bestiality. Lick Reality fully
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Jun 28, 2014 05:43
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MrSmokes posted:Inyl Avis? Stay true, but upside down. It would be easy for him to read it, I guess. Edit: autocorrect
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Jun 28, 2014 05:53
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I don't get that hate on this one. It's obviously a message for himself. Another goon parade of disbelief that someone might get a tattoo to look at themselves and not for other people. (Slightly more understandable mockery then the 'upside down' forearm tattoos that usually spark the topic)
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Jun 28, 2014 06:24
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Bombadilillo posted:I don't get that hate on this one. It's obviously a message for himself. I think he gets bullied and they make him hit himself a lot.   http://imgur.com/cv7gMnD
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Jun 28, 2014 09:16
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Yes, I've been submitting job applications, but no one is hiring. People are prejudiced against me because I express who I am.
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Patchouli Patrol posted:The following are selected tattoos, all from this one train wreck who used to date a friend of mine, all from Facebook. Ok, this is from two pages back, but I got the impression that your goons thought that these are the same tattoo. The top one says beautiful/misandry and the bottom one says sinner/saint, there are two tattoos here twoday has a new favorite as of 14:16 on Jun 28, 2014 |
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Jun 28, 2014 14:14
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Mandactyl posted:I kind of want this now. I would buy that T-shirt.
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Jun 28, 2014 16:44
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Speleothing posted:I would buy that T-shirt. I also would buy that shirt. The spider guy stretched out was bothering me so I fixed it. I think it looks awesome, especially the shadows under the legs, though it is also completely loving retarded.  Also, how are there SO many misspelled tattoos? Are that many people-artists and customers-illiterate? Artists are cruel and punishing customers? Or are the people like "well just write 'angel'" on my face I trust you  without seeing it drawn on them first, or even drawn on paper?
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Jun 28, 2014 17:11
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Khazar-khum posted:Yes, I've been submitting job applications, but no one is hiring. People are prejudiced against me because I express who I am. Victim of the world's smallest facehugger? Never realized how serious an issue nasal rape really was.
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Jun 28, 2014 17:12
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:I also would buy that shirt. When I got my most recent tattoo, I asked the artist about this. Typically if someone brings in a design with a typo/spelling error they will point it out to the customer, and get subsequently shouted down that no, this is it, this is right, this is how they want it. So at least some artists try to save them.
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Jun 28, 2014 17:33
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Thread title fits then.
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The first two times I got tattoos the apprentice who booked my appointments for me (at the shop) gave me a receipt that had the date/time as well as the general concept of the artwork written on it. The first time he spelled "Sugar" as "Suger" and the second time he spelled "rabbit" as "rabit". So it's not just the dumb customers.
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fullroundaction posted:The first two times I got tattoos the apprentice who booked my appointments for me (at the shop) gave me a receipt that had the date/time as well as the general concept of the artwork written on it. Thread title still holds. Someone meant to spell it that way. Ugh.  WTF?  Kind of cool concept. Both cats are chill about the whole thing. 
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:I also would buy that shirt. I think it's a combination of the types of places that people with misspelled tattoos get their work done, someone that started tattooing with a kit off eBay in their mums kitchen probably isn't going to be too highly educated, also (anecdotal evidence) a lot of tattoo artists are dyslexic (out of all the artists I've been to, more than half have told me they are dyslexic, could just be a weird coincidence. And a trend amongst people getting more "cliche" text tattoos, they tend to go into tattoo artists with a picture and say that they want EXACTLY that tattooed on them, as you see with the "lie's" tattoo. And I know that Miami Ink isn't a great place to draw information from, but in one of the episodes I have seen a guy wanted his nickname tattooed on him in a graffiti style that he had drawn himself. The tattooist made sure over and over that it was spelled right and the guy was like "I know how to spell my own name!" Then when it was done realised that he had misspelled it... No picture, but I know someone that went on holiday, got drunk and got a watermelon slice tattooed on her arse. Not only did it cost her like €100 for a tattoo the size of a £2 coin, but since she couldn't do any of the snorkelling activities she had pre-paid for during the holiday due to her new tattoo, she lost out on like €500 in non-refundable snorkelling trips.
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Jun 28, 2014 18:58
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Why couldnt she snorkel? Worried about ruining her poo poo tattoo?
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Jun 28, 2014 19:15
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Looks like a panel from a comic book or something. Just guessing here since I don't know the source, but it looks okay to me. Linework isn't poo poo, it's not an anthro MLP masturbating or some stupid poo poo, and it's not a horribly misspelled Twilight quote in nigh-unreadable font. I kinda like it.
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Jun 28, 2014 19:18
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Me too. Looks class.
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Jun 28, 2014 19:47
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It's big, busy, and a weird thing to commit an entire back to, but it doesn't belong here. Still, would look better as a t-shirt.
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Bombadilillo posted:Why couldnt she snorkel? Worried about ruining her poo poo tattoo? I'm not 100% sure, she just said they wouldn't let her.
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It came from Facebook (friend's half-sister's husband). Buddha  IN GODS HAND'S  Can you believe he's got only one more session to finish it up?  Shouldn't it be men?    FOR I RNOW… Jesus christ I could keep going this guy's a goldmine.
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Jun 28, 2014 21:36
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Moobs Jesus, they couldn't get the paw prints going the right direction
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Jun 28, 2014 21:53
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I'm hlad that I've seen this post, as I've been makinh a silly mistake of drawinh a letter wronh.
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eithedog posted:I'm hlad that I've seen this post, as I've been makinh a silly mistake of drawinh a letter wronh. Capital Gs in American cursive are actually written that way though.  Still terrible though.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:
This isn't even a tattoo, it's a painting. Also Horitomo rules. 
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Boris Galerkin posted:It came from Facebook (friend's half-sister's husband). This could be saved by turning it into Shrek.
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:Also, how are there SO many misspelled tattoos? Are that many people-artists and customers-illiterate? Artists are cruel and punishing customers? Or are the people like "well just write 'angel'" on my face I trust you I used to hang out in tattoo shops a lot, and every place I've been incorporates the text and disclaimer as part of the paperwork. It usually says something like "write the text exactly as you want it to be tattooed" so the artist isn't liable. I remember when I got my EMS star of life on my sternum, it says "You'll be fine" and has V-fib going into asystole, and my friend/artist looked up "you'll" and kept asking me if it's right because she didn't want to screw up. So just become good friends with your artist and they won't screw you over. Or learn to spell, either one. I had a friend who went with her friend to get a tattoo. My friend went to the bathroom and told her to wait until she got back before she wrote anything because she's dyslexic and her artist's first language wasn't English. Well, of course she didn't wait and wrote her tattoo wrong. She later had someone use saline to erase the error. I guess it worked OK, but was pretty painful.
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Boris Galerkin posted:
I hate this guy so much.
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Telemaze posted:I hate this guy so much. Should I post more
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Jun 28, 2014 23:35
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Jesus christ that guy literally has DD moobs.
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SodomyGoat101 posted:Looks like a panel from a comic book or something. Just guessing here since I don't know the source, but it looks okay to me. Linework isn't poo poo, it's not an anthro MLP masturbating or some stupid poo poo, and it's not a horribly misspelled Twilight quote in nigh-unreadable font. I kinda like it. I think it looks very well done and totally awesome. Shouldn't be in this thread at all.
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Agreed. That's some goddamn art right there. I mean, it'll probably be perfect material for this thread in ten years, maybe a decade and a half, but until then? Doesn't fit in here at all.
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Boris Galerkin posted:Should I post more Yes please.
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Telemaze posted:Yes please.  What's a Marjorie? It belongs to his guardian angel apparently.   F amily  This was a coverup. As in the dude saw this tattoo "artist" draw over his old lovely tattoo and said "yes yes that's better do it."  "Biomechanical"  The Joker  lovely tattoo and lovely lines   Yes that is Marilyn Monroe wearing Kobe's jersey Ugh I can't look at this guy's Facebook anymore. I don't think he even works in a tattoo shop. Every single one of these pictures he's uploaded he says "text/call xxx.xxx.xxxx for work" and a lot of these pictures looks like they're just in a random living room. He's also very very very proud that all of these are done "freehand" whatever that means. Boris Galerkin has a new favorite as of 14:56 on Jun 29, 2014 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:
Marilyn seems to have a serious 5 o'clock shadow going on. And a barcode on her arse.
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