The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Tokelau All Star posted:

�El diablo con dinero!

Does anybody have any jumper cables?

You stinking Chevy! :argh:

Root Bear fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Jun 28, 2014

# ? Jun 28, 2014 05:56

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 16:00

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 06:01

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 08:42

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I am the lizard queen.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 13:00

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy.

OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 15:22

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy.

Yeah, well my plane leaves in less than one minute.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 16:49

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

jscolon2.0 posted:

OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle.

OK we can have at most one Simpsons quoter in each state or territory. Let's get a head count of who's where...

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:08

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Jerusalem posted:

But it's not my fault, I didn't lose... I never lose! It's this Homer Nixon's fault!

_{_{At least tell me your plans for forums domination}}

I'm not falling for that one again.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 17:57

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Skeesix posted:

OK we can have at most one Simpsons quoter in each state or territory. Let's get a head count of who's where...

I'm a bricklayer from Paterson, New Jersey.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 19:17

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm a bricklayer from Paterson, New Jersey.

My back is spineless. My belly is yellow. I am the American non-voter.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 19:39

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

OK we can have at most one Simpsons quoter in each state or territory. Let's get a head count of who's where...

Uh... Brooklyn. :clint:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 21:30

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

Yeah, well my plane leaves in less than one minute.

Ah jeez! You're supposed to help me move!

# ? Jun 28, 2014 22:06

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

Ah jeez! You're supposed to help me move!

You flyboys crack me up! :v:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 22:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Root Bear posted:

Ah jeez! You're supposed to help me move!

During The Simpsons' run, John Travolta went from a washed up has-been to a major star again to a washed up has-been again.

Maybe the "what computers?" joke re: Apple will become relevant again too!

# ? Jun 28, 2014 23:03

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

During The Simpsons' run, John Travolta went from a washed up has-been to a major star again to a washed up has-been again.

Maybe the "what computers?" joke re: Apple will become relevant again too!

It's so weird watching that Mel Gibson episode and remembering there was a time when people actually admired him.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 23:14

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

"what computers?"

# ? Jun 28, 2014 23:22

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Come on, Drink-Mix Man. The human wang is a beautiful thing.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 23:23

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Come on, Drink-Mix Man. The human wang is a beautiful thing.

Well, what do you have to say to all those MondayHotDog wannabes out there who wish to suppress David�s doodle?

# ? Jun 28, 2014 23:38

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, what do you have to say to all those MondayHotDog wannabes out there who wish to suppress David�s doodle?

Hey Drink-Mix! I can see your doodle!

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:01

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Deviant posted:

Hey Drink-Mix! I can see your doodle!

Godspeed, lil' doodle... :smith:

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:10

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

It's so weird watching that Mel Gibson episode and remembering there was a time when people actually admired him.

I know, but he sells tickets! :smug:

# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:03

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

I know, but he sells tickets!

Yeah, see, the hologram's missing. And there's no such team as the "Spungoes". And finally, they seem to be printed on some sort of cracker.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:14

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Root Bear posted:

Yeah, "looks like".

# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:32

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

MondayHotDog posted:

It's so weird watching that Mel Gibson episode and remembering there was a time when people actually admired him.

Ixnay on the Oojay! :ssh:

# ? Jun 29, 2014 02:06

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Ixnay on the Oojay!

BloodDesk! Ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 02:35

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

Yeah, see, the hologram's missing. And there's no such team as the "Spungoes". And finally, they seem to be printed on some sort of cracker.

This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket. For authentic refreshment, eat Clark bars. And for totally outrageous class rings, it's Jostens. Go, Jostens!

# ? Jun 29, 2014 02:51

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket. For authentic refreshment, eat Clark bars. And for totally outrageous class rings, it's Jostens. Go, Jostens!

When the kids see these layouts and fonts, you're going to be the popular goon in the thread.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:06

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

When the kids see these layouts and fonts, you're going to be the popular goon in the thread.

I'll be queen of Summer! King... I mean King.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:29

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Yeah, see, the hologram's missing. And there's no such team as the "Spungoes". And finally, they seem to be printed on some sort of cracker.

Yeah. And the wrapper says Albuquerque Isotopes!

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:03

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Writer Cath posted:

I'll be queen of Summer! King... I mean King.

She smokes and she drinks and she speaks profanely. She's the Queen of the Harpies!
Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yeah. And the wrapper says Albuquerque Isotopes!

Topes lose... _{Topes lose... _{Topes lose...}}

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:09

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

She smokes and she drinks and she speaks profanely. She's the Queen of the Harpies!
Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!

L the losers in her wake, I the income she will make, T is for her tooth-filled mouth, T is for her tooth-filled mouth...

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:21

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

During The Simpsons' run, John Travolta went from a washed up has-been to a major star again to a washed up has-been again.

Maybe the "what computers?" joke re: Apple will become relevant again too!

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:49

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

So would you say it's time for our quoters to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

# ? Jun 29, 2014 06:54

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

"Saddam Hussein"? They should call him "So drat Insane"! :haw:

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:37

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"Saddam Hussein"? They should call him "So drat Insane"!

I guess you could say, I'm Iraqi! :haw:

# ? Jun 29, 2014 07:47

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

So the database went down, huh?

_{_{.... we had to drink toilet water}}

Kids love that water.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 08:08

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

She smokes and she drinks and she speaks profanely. She's the Queen of the Harpies!
Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!

All I can be is myself.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 13:05

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

It's so weird watching that Mel Gibson episode and remembering there was a time when people actually admired him.

Hello. I'm collecting for the Brotherhood of Jewish Clowns.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 14:39

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 16:00

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"Saddam Hussein"? They should call him "So drat Insane"!

But, Drink-Mix Man! It works on any Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi...even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmada and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 15:54

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