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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

one hour http://psp-tv.com/r/riptest

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Just to give everyone some extra warning, the next Tuesday Nitro will be moving up a couple days to THIS SUNDAY aka tomorrow.

I won't be around Tuesday and besides that I want to put this on a more accessible day because it is a night I have looked forward to for a long, long time. I am going to tag this since there's probably a couple people who don't know:

The second of the two shows on Sunday is the episode where Lex Luger challenges Hulk Hogan for the WCW title. Luger winning the belt is one of the best moments in the history of WCW and might be the biggest reason I became a wrestling fan for life.

So we'll be watching two episodes Sunday starting at 7 PM. Yes, an hour early for those people who have to duck out early on Tuesdays. If you watch one set of Nitros this year MAKE IT THESE! It's going to be great.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT AT 7 PM EASTERN: Nitro on a special night! I won't be around Tuesday and this week will feature my favorite Nitro in the history of Nitro. So I am going to show it on the best night of the week for wrestling mega events, SUNDAY! Episode 2 is a special THREE HOUR NITRO SPECIAL to celebrate the 100TH Nitro! It features one of the best moments in Nitro history, if you are going to tune in for anything tune in for this!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Episode 1:

Ultimo Dragon defends the TV title against Prince Iaukea

Chris Jericho defends the cruiserweight title against Alex Wright

DDP takes on Syxx

Dean Malenko faces Hector Guerrero

The Giant wrestles The Great Muta

LA PARKA vs Konnan

and your main event is

Scott Steiner vs Randy Savage

Episode 2

This is the 100th Nitro and a 3 hour special. I'm not going to spoil anything about this show, it's 17 years old so maybe you know what happens, maybe you don't. Just watch it. It is real cool.

7 PM for Nitro! http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling I'm not going to do Cowboy Who? it'll be back next week.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Kushida vs Ricochet has been added as a preshow and it is starting in a couple minutes plus THE BIG EVENT in half an hour!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Georgia Championship Wrestling at 8 followed by Halloween Havoc 2000

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Daryl Surat
Apr 6, 2002

I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!
Wed 8 PM http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom 2 new hours of Japanese pro wrestling looped 1 week!

92-08-02 - Akira Hokuto & Etsuko Mita vs Kyoko Inoue & Sakie Hasegawa (W*ING)
14-05-17 - Mohammad Yone vs Yuji Nagata (NOAH)
14-06-05 - Nombre contra Nombre 5 vs 1 Scramble Elimination Match: YAMATO, Kzy, Naruki Doi, Cyber Kong, and Mondai Ryu vs BxB Hulk (DG)
14-06-08 - KUSHIDA vs Ricochet (NJPW)

Winner of the Dragon Gate match retains the right to call their group "Mad Blankey" so THE STAKES COULDN'T BE HIGHER. The W*ING match is clipped in the middle, but that's because something goes CATASTROPHICALLY AWRY. Let me put it this way: W*ING was a hardcore fed, and the ladies were originally scheduled on a "fire deathmatch" card...

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Toasty Joshi?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

http://psp-tv.com/r/dgenerationass
TROMA TRIPLE FEATURE
ROCKABILLY VAMPIRE
TROMEO AND JULIET
I WAS A TEENAGE TV TERRORIST

BE THERE--IT'S ON RIGHT NOW!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
All of those who missed out on Troma are damned fools.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

TRIPLE FEATURE 3: Tomorrow night at 8 PM EST!
This time, the set list is:
The Spook Who Sat By The Door(1973, dp Michel Hugo)
The Shooting(1966, dp Gregory Sandor)
Perverse Preachers, Fascist Fundamentalists, and Kristian Kiddie Kooks(1991, compiled by Zontar magazine)
http://psp-tv.com/r/dgenerationass

BE THERE! OR DON'T!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

I Before E posted:

TRIPLE FEATURE 3: Tomorrow night at 8 PM EST!
This time, the set list is:
The Spook Who Sat By The Door(1973, dp Michel Hugo)
The Shooting(1966, dp Gregory Sandor)
Perverse Preachers, Fascist Fundamentalists, and Kristian Kiddie Kooks(1991, compiled by Zontar magazine)
http://psp-tv.com/r/dgenerationass

BE THERE! OR DON'T!

PPFFKKK sounds like it has some potential!



Tonight, 8 PM: WCW Road Wild 97: THE FIRST DEFENSE

Lex Luger defends his newly won WCW World title against Hollywood Hogan.

Konnan faces Rey Mysterio Jr in a Mexican Death Match

Mongo and Benoit take on Jarrett and Malenko in an elimination match.

Alex Wright defends the cruiserweight title against Jericho.

Ric Flair wrestles Syxx.

Hennig clashes with DDP.

Macho vs Giant

Steiners vs Outsiders for the tag titles...

it's a bad show folks. A really bad show. After the heights of last week we're back to Sturgis, back to the bikers and a bad show. I hope it'll be funny! It will be better to laugh than to cry.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

8 PM for Nitro, 7:30 for the Season 3 premiere of Cowboy Who?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Cowboy Who? time! Nitro in half an hour!

Daryl Surat
Apr 6, 2002

I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!
Wed 8 PM http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom 2 new hours of pro wrestling looped 7 days!

07-06-23 - Nigel McGuinness vs Bryan Danielson (ROH)
08-02-17 - Kurt Angle vs Shinsuke Nakamura (NJPW)
02-09-08 - Dragon Kid vs Darkness Dragon, 2 of 3, Mask vs Mask (Toryumon)
89-01-29 - Chigusa Nagayo vs Lioness Asuka (AJW)

This set was thought up while randomly having See-Saw's "Anna ni Issho Datta no Ni" stuck in my head. DOOM! in general is put together while in a mental state as embodied by whatever it is Yuki Kaijura is doing in the background of that song's PV.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Daryl Surat posted:

02-09-08 - Dragon Kid vs Darkness Dragon, 2 of 3, Mask vs Mask (Toryumon)

Both of these men still wear a mask!

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

I Before E posted:

TRIPLE FEATURE 3: Tomorrow night at 8 PM EST!
This time, the set list is:
The Spook Who Sat By The Door(1973, dp Michel Hugo)
The Shooting(1966, dp Gregory Sandor)
Perverse Preachers, Fascist Fundamentalists, and Kristian Kiddie Kooks(1991, compiled by Zontar magazine)
http://psp-tv.com/r/dgenerationass

BE THERE! OR DON'T!

This is happening tonight at 8PM EST!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

I Before E posted:

This is happening tonight at 8PM EST!

I'll bring the beer and popcorn.

For myself.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

I'll bring the beer and popcorn.

For myself.

keep your drat Molson

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

oatgan posted:

keep your drat Molson

I drink Alexander Keith's, Stella Artois, or Heineken, thank you very much.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

http://psp-tv.com/r/dgenerationass
Francis E. Dec's To All Judges is about to end, and the movie is about to begin.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
TOMORROW NIGHT

At 9 EST or 10 EST or whatever, let's watch the newest CZW Tournament of Death, from last week!! Here's what you can expect from this beautiful, beautiful event:

Fans Bring the Dildos Death Match (Dildo Ladder)
Barbed Wire Madness Death Match
Ultraviolent Pits of Hell Death Match
Light Tube Bundles Death Match
Panes of Glass Death Match
Light Tubes, Gusset Plates and Razorboard Death Match
No Ropes Barbed Wire, Light Tube Bundles & Scaffold Death Match

Do you know what any of that means? NEITHER DO I!!!!

I don't know what room. Maybe sunsweet's, maybe Oatgan's. To be determined!!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bard Maddox posted:

TOMORROW NIGHT

At 9 EST or 10 EST or whatever, let's watch the newest CZW Tournament of Death, from last week!! Here's what you can expect from this beautiful, beautiful event:

Fans Bring the Dildos Death Match (Dildo Ladder)
Barbed Wire Madness Death Match
Ultraviolent Pits of Hell Death Match
Light Tube Bundles Death Match
Panes of Glass Death Match
Light Tubes, Gusset Plates and Razorboard Death Match
No Ropes Barbed Wire, Light Tube Bundles & Scaffold Death Match

Do you know what any of that means? NEITHER DO I!!!!

I don't know what room. Maybe sunsweet's, maybe Oatgan's. To be determined!!

I get real hard for deathmatches, so if you're into me spamming a chat, please come out.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Bard Maddox posted:

TOMORROW NIGHT

At 9 EST or 10 EST or whatever, let's watch the newest CZW Tournament of Death, from last week!! Here's what you can expect from this beautiful, beautiful event:

Fans Bring the Dildos Death Match (Dildo Ladder)
Barbed Wire Madness Death Match
Ultraviolent Pits of Hell Death Match
Light Tube Bundles Death Match
Panes of Glass Death Match
Light Tubes, Gusset Plates and Razorboard Death Match
No Ropes Barbed Wire, Light Tube Bundles & Scaffold Death Match

Do you know what any of that means? NEITHER DO I!!!!

I don't know what room. Maybe sunsweet's, maybe Oatgan's. To be determined!!

This is happening at 9 EST! 2 and a half hours from now! Be there, or be dead. Dildo ladder!!

http://psp-tv.com/r/sunsweet

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I know it has to be a metal ladder with dildos taped to it, but I really want to believe someone rigged up a 100% dildo structure that can support 200lbs.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Bard Maddox posted:

TOMORROW NIGHT

At 9 EST or 10 EST or whatever, let's watch the newest CZW Tournament of Death, from last week!! Here's what you can expect from this beautiful, beautiful event:

Fans Bring the Dildos Death Match (Dildo Ladder)
Barbed Wire Madness Death Match
Ultraviolent Pits of Hell Death Match
Light Tube Bundles Death Match
Panes of Glass Death Match
Light Tubes, Gusset Plates and Razorboard Death Match
No Ropes Barbed Wire, Light Tube Bundles & Scaffold Death Match

Do you know what any of that means? NEITHER DO I!!!!

I don't know what room. Maybe sunsweet's, maybe Oatgan's. To be determined!!

It's time, for the Tournament of Death!

http://psp-tv.com/r/sunsweet

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

DILDO MATCH DID NOT DELIVER

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Zyla posted:

DILDO MATCH DID NOT DELIVER

I'd like a word with the manufacturer!

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Writer Cath posted:

I'd like a word with the manufacturer!

I feel finding out about http://www.cyberfights.com/fighters.cfm?page=fighters&CFID=16406234&CFTOKEN=40315120 makes up for the dong disappointment

Daryl Surat
Apr 6, 2002

I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!
Welcome back, forums! http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom has 2 new hours of pro wrestling looped 7 days! NO CHIKARA:

96-12-20 - The Great Sasuke, Gran Hamada, Gran Naniwa, Masato Yakushiji vs Kaientai DX [Dick Togo, MENS Teioh, Sho Funaki, Shiryu] (Michinoku Pro)
13-12-21 - Ricochet vs Davey Richards (PWG)
14-06-21 - Time Splitters [Alex Shelley & KUSHIDA] vs Young Bucks [Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson] (NJPW)
94-01-24 - Yumiko Hotta vs Aja Kong (AJW)
14-06-22 - Michael Elgin vs Adam Cole (ROH)

I was literally right about to post this list with a CZW tag match between the dreaded onslaught that is Ohio Is 4 Killers, but it was not set in the prestigious Flyers Skate Zone in Jason Voorhees, New Jersey. I decided the Michinoku Pro match appeared to be taking place in a reasonable facsimile thereof, so it replaced it. Also, as much as it PAINS ME GREATLY, we'll have to skip the grand final POST-MATCH DAVEY RICHARDS PROMO~! out of time concerns. You'll just have to buy the DVD to experience the full magic.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tomorrow night it looks like I'll be showing WWA THE INCEPTION. I'm guessing 8 PM with a Lifetime movie or something after. If you've missed our recent Lifetime movies, here's some clips to make you kick yourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBPI3mXj5vo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9uIWifQcVA

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
In about 25 minutes we'll be watching one of the worst PPVs of all time, WWA: The Inception!

http://psp-tv.com/r/badmoviesworsewrestling

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

we got cool wrestling tonight at 10 EST in /riptest

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

oatgan posted:

we got cool wrestling tonight at 10 EST in /riptest

Yo the newest PWG show is going on in 10 minutes so I suggest you come and watch it or else you're not cool.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

http://psp-tv.com/r/riptest

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

http://psp-tv.com/r/dgenerationass
It's CANADA DAY, and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

CANADIANS!

WRESTLING!

CANADIANS! AND AMERICANS! AS LONG AS THERE'S A CANADIAN IN THE MATCH!

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

I Before E posted:

http://psp-tv.com/r/dgenerationass
It's CANADA DAY, and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

CANADIANS!

WRESTLING!

CANADIANS! AND AMERICANS! AS LONG AS THERE'S A CANADIAN IN THE MATCH!

All the matches I had ready had been taken down since last Canada Day, so I guess Canada Day is ruined.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Fear not! July 4 won't be ruined like Canada Day was!

I have prepared the USA DAY SYNC MARATHON!

4 HULK HOGAN MOVIES!
MATCHES TOO!

BE THERE!

OR DON'T!

http://psp-tv.com/r/dgenerationass! JULY 4!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight it is the FINAL CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS. After this there will never be another one, so that probably means wrestling is dead on Thursdays. So it goes. However, look at the card we have!

Mongo challenges Jarrett for the US title!
Raven vs Stevie Richards
Alex Wright challenges Ultimo Dragon for the TV title!
Eddy Guerrero challenges Chris Jericho for the Cruiserweight tite!
A Crazy Lucha Eight Man Tag!
Flair and Hennig vs Konnan and Syxx
DDP and Lex Luger challenge for the Tag Team titles!

On top of that JJ Dillon has given Sting an ultimatum, SAY WHAT YOU WANT OR GET LOST, PAL!

After that, we'll have another Nitro to show you too! So join us at 8 PM for the Clash and then Nitro! 7:30 for more Cowboy Who?

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Cowboy Who? time!

Daryl Surat
Apr 6, 2002

I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!
Wed 8 PM http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom 2 new hours of pro wrestling looped 7 days! SU-PER DRA-GON~!:

05-09-04 - Ricky Reyes, Davey Richards, Joey Ryan, Scott Lost vs Super Dragon, Jack Evans, El Generico, Frankie Kazarian (PWG)
96-12-09 - TAKA Michinoku vs Jinsei Shinzaki (Michinoku Pro)
94-08-28 - Aja Kong & Akira Hokuto vs Dynamite Kansai & Yumiko Hotta, Elimination (AJW)
14-06-29 - Yujiro Takahashi vs Tomohiro Ishii (NJPW)
14-06-22 - Mike Bennett & Matt Hardy vs Jay Briscoe & Mark Briscoe, No DQ (ROH)

Daryl Surat fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Jul 3, 2014

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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Airing some mXc!

Including the WWE vs. TNA episode.

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