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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

ImpAtom posted:

Captain Marvel Jr's thing is that he was injured and couldn't walk without crutches when he wasn't transformed. He remained the same age, just got superpowers out of it.

And Mary got a tiny skirt and had Darkseid take over her couch.

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Darkseid take over her couch.

How does that make her special? He does that to everyone.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

404GoonNotFound posted:

And he turned into Elvis.

You mean Elvis turned into him. :colbert:

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Uthor posted:

Don't know the source, saw it on Becky Cloonan's Tumblr.



Herbie #20.

KayTee
May 5, 2012

Whachoodoin?

ImpAtom posted:

Captain Marvel Jr's thing is that he was injured and couldn't walk without crutches when he wasn't transformed. He remained the same age, just got superpowers out of it.
Thor Vs. Captain Marvel

DC Vs. Marvel TPB

bonus lols for 90's Thor

KayTee fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Jun 27, 2014

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Endless Mike posted:

Does saying SHAZAM not turn Shazam back into Billy Batson anymore?

Use/mention distinction! :eng101:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Who's more extreme and 90s than extreme 90s Thor?
Thunderstrike!

KayTee
May 5, 2012

Whachoodoin?

Say Nothing posted:

Who's more extreme and 90s than extreme 90s Thor?
Thunderstrike!



Co-Staring Megaman as Captain America.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

KayTee posted:

Thor Vs. Captain Marvel

DC Vs. Marvel TPB

bonus lols for 90's Thor



Captain marvel might be trapped momentarily but Billy Batson could easily escape! SHAZAM! *squish*

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Say Nothing posted:

Who's more extreme and 90s than extreme 90s Thor?
Thunderstrike!



That Captain America head deserves to be an avatar, and if my wrist wasn't in a cast I'd make it myself.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

bobkatt013 posted:

How does that make her special? He does that to everyone.

Not true. He merely takes over Mr Miracle's comfy chair and brandy.


(Action Comics 593)

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

That Captain America head deserves to be an avatar, and if my wrist wasn't in a cast I'd make it myself.

The funny panels thread shouldn't have to suffer with 90s x-treme garbage.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Not true. He merely takes over Mr Miracle's comfy chair and brandy.


(Action Comics 593)

Probably never seen brandy, let alone a snifter before, yet he has perfect form. All swirling it to release the aroma. Maybe it's a supervillain thing.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I love that he poured himself a drink. Or brought a roadie. I'm not sure which is better.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
This is also right before he tells Mister Miracle that his wife was in a porno with Superman

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Phy posted:

Probably never seen brandy, let alone a snifter before, yet he has perfect form. All swirling it to release the aroma. Maybe it's a supervillain thing.

"This brandy is perfect. This brandy is."

Vengeance of Pandas
Sep 8, 2008

THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!
2000Ad 1887







And that's why time travellers failed to kill Hitler.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Phy posted:

Probably never seen brandy, let alone a snifter before, yet he has perfect form. All swirling it to release the aroma. Maybe it's a supervillain thing.

When you have a habit of drinking your enemy's blood from their skulls, you pick up brandy drinking quite quickly.

"Desaad, I shall henceforth end all of my days with a glass of Louis XIII. You will make the arrangements or die slowly."

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jun 27, 2014

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

bobkatt013 posted:

This is also right before he tells Mister Miracle that his wife was in a porno with Superman

Actually, that's a common misconception. The porno was a solo act, and Darkseid's former Apokalyptan...Apokalypsian....former buddy Sleez was only starting to film Barda and Supes doing the alien nasty when Scott showed up.


Not that that scenario is much better, of course.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Vengeance of Pandas posted:

2000Ad 1887







And that's why time travellers failed to kill Hitler.

Reminds me a bit of this Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.


Logan is quite the wordsmith. :allears:

Wolverine and the X Men #2

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I'm pretty sure this has come up in this thread before, but I just got to reading this scene last night.





Scarlet Spider 024

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Not true. He merely takes over Mr Miracle's comfy chair and brandy.


(Action Comics 593)

I like to imagine that the next panel is Mister Miracle getting really angry about the brandy. Just taking Darkseid showing up in his house in stride, but dammit that was the good stuff, he was saving it for a special occasion and do you even know how much that cost?

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
The best part would be that, yes, Darkseid knows exactly how much that brandy costs.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



You mean you guys don't keep a bottle of brandy around in case the god of evil or George Bush happens to show up at your place? Fools!

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Endless Mike posted:

You mean you guys don't keep a bottle of brandy around in case the god of evil or George Bush happens to show up at your place? Fools!

I did but George just spilled it on my carpet.

It was a nice carpet!

Inferior
Oct 19, 2012

Been re-reading Doom Patrol lately. The extended pastiche in issue #53 is pretty great:






From Doom Patrol #53

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Inferior posted:



From Doom Patrol #53

Man-hattan might want to check his stool for blood.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Stroike a light! Why don't you blokes quit flappin' your jaws an' 'ave a dekko 'ere?


Did this word balloon get farmed out to Chris Claremont?

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.

Inferior posted:


From Doom Patrol #53
What the hell kind of science/birdwatching are they doing with those ducks?? What is the pineapple for? Why does he need binoculars? My mind!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

The Lord of Hats posted:

I like to imagine that the next panel is Mister Miracle getting really angry about the brandy. Just taking Darkseid showing up in his house in stride, but dammit that was the good stuff, he was saving it for a special occasion and do you even know how much that cost?

Mostly he's just pissed cause Darkseid has no time for your pathetic "underwear" and has just ingested several dozen so called "sliders" that are now working their way through his "boom tube".

So basically he's freeballin' on Miracle's favorite chair while leaving a skidmark that even the firepits of Apokolips can't remove from fabric.

And he's enjoying EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Mr. Maltose posted:

The best part would be that, yes, Darkseid knows exactly how much that brandy costs.

"I have prematurely aerated your favorite libation. For I am Darkseid."

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Say Nothing posted:

Who's more extreme and 90s than extreme 90s Thor?
Thunderstrike!



Things just got ugly indeed.

KayTee
May 5, 2012

Whachoodoin?

Red posted:

The funny panels thread shouldn't have to suffer with 90s x-treme garbage.

BOOOOO! :mad:

Counterargument - This:



or this:



Or even this:



I sumbmit to you that 90's x-treme garbage is loving hilarious.


All from Supreme #11 (EXtreme Prejudice part 4) - the first comic I grabbed at random out of my "Goddamn the 90's" pile

funtax
Feb 28, 2001
Forum Veteran
In that dude's defense, he was basically hired to do a nightmarish hybrid of Liefeld and McFarlane because Spawn was showing up in those issues. His stuff was basically a parody:



Supreme #15 - 1994

Which them led to Marvel hiring him to do a direct rip-off of McFarlane:



Scarlet Spider Super Special #1 - 1995

At which point he gave up on comics and became a digital effects artist.

Cryophage
Jan 14, 2012

what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

That Captain America head deserves to be an avatar, and if my wrist wasn't in a cast I'd make it myself.






Cryophage fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Jun 29, 2014

spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
I've seen a lot of bad tracing but I present Constantine as Tim Tebow:


Constantine #10 (2014)

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

From Captain America Comics #5:

:spergin: "Heya, Mr. Kirby, whatcha drawin?"
:eng101: "Some Captain America stuff. I got a bunch of kids here. They're Bucky's Sentinels of Liberty."
:spergin: "That looks swell! There's Bucky, a girl, a dopey-looking fat kid, another fat kid but with glasses, a newspaper salesboy, an empty-headed rich kid and… :stonk:!"

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Why is the a kid in blackface crying?

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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
The blonde one in front is clearly Giorno Giovanna.

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