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Who will be victorious?
Netherlands and Costa Rica
Netherlands and Greece
Mexico and Costa Rica
Mexico and Greece
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Kodo
Jul 20, 2003

THIS IS HOW YOUR CANDIDATE EATS CINNAMON ROLLS, KODO

PostNouveau posted:

Break out the orange slices

Derek's mom has the best orange slices

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manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,

The Finn posted:

everyone please also take this opportunity to hydrate from World Cup level posting

hydration is key

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

Tetrix posted:

WTF ESPN GOING TO COMMERCIAL ARE YOU loving SERIOUS?

Hahaha, holy poo poo, I can't believe they did that.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
This is the beginning of half half time breaks

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Robben looks like he's about to die tbf. Sucks that they're going to commercial though.

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.

The Finn posted:

everyone please also take this opportunity to hydrate from World Cup level posting

had a bit of cramp tbh I'm glad of the break

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

So are people just going to die on the field in Qatar

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Calidar posted:

wtf is a cooling break and when did they think this up?

France have been doing it for ages, if the temp is above 30c and its humid, you can't have people pressing for 90 minutes.

Glenn Hoddle is talking utter bollocks as always, he's never approached the level of exertion of modern football in his fat poo poo life.

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

The Finn posted:

everyone please also take this opportunity to hydrate from World Cup level posting

having a budweiser and a big mac to support the fifa world cup. brb gotta gas up the hyundai

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Even the ref needs to cool down

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Optimus Subprime posted:

Orange slices and hi c should be a mandatory part of the cooling break.
:allears: awww man, youth soccer was the best

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Well I just grabbed a beer

Calidar
Mar 23, 2014

Obliterati posted:

when they figured they could fit adverts in the timeslot

Ahahahaha watch it on a proper channel.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

A Mexican

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

ZenVulgarity posted:

So are people just going to die on the field in Qatar

insha'allah

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Phobeste posted:

univision as always providing the best watching experience by focusing on a mexican fan in facepaint waterfall chugging an entire water bottle

None of the TV stations control the camera feed

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Smeef posted:

so in other words they're american soccer fans?

They are mexican afaik.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Boeing Troll posted:

how long is this poo poo

about as long as it takes you to get a boff in, get on it

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
lol these plebs don't even have caprisuns what a sham

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

Smeef posted:

rest of the world finally learning how difficult it is to keep out mexicans

:eyepop:

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Boeing Troll posted:

how long is this poo poo

3 minutes

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

cheese posted:

Ya but you see, its a dry heat.

There's no way you could play football outdoors here today

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Demon Of The Fall posted:

see, breaks aren't all that bad! Another beer or three for me

Good idea - time to restock

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

julian assflange posted:

None of the TV stations control the camera feed

yes but espn was in commercial

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

ZenVulgarity posted:

So are people just going to die on the field in Qatar

Yes. But they'll be poor Indian workers dying trying to build the stadiums, so the world won't care.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

This is not cooling me off

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

Pretty sure she's Arab/Croatian

Paraiba
May 11, 2007
Just FYI, this cooling break thing was an order from the Brazilian Ministry of Labor.

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

ZenVulgarity posted:

So are people just going to die on the field in Qatar
You mean America because Qatar are losing that WC and soccer is coming home

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

WeAreTheRomans posted:

While the cooling breaks are poo poo, it's probably better than everyone limp-dicking the rest of the half

Is it the break itself or the fact it seems some broadcasters are using it to show commercials? Thank you Hola + ITV.

I'd rather the players not collapse from heat stroke or anything myself.

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
For Qatar, Sepp Blatter proposing a 2 minute hydration break every 10 minutes. Brought to you by Coca-Cola and Budweiser.

Max Manus
Oct 25, 2004

Saboteur par excellence.
Nap Ghost

Calidar posted:

wtf is a cooling break and when did they think this up?

Preview of Quatar 2022. Though there it's most likely going to be one every 10 minutes :v:

Antares
Jan 13, 2006

Tetrix posted:

having a budweiser and a big mac to support the fifa world cup. brb gotta gas up the hyundai

I hope that's Gazprom gas you're using

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
Ugh they're gonna let them play in Qatar and just have lots of cooling breaks

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

ZenVulgarity posted:

So are people just going to die on the field in Qatar

Yes.

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
What else do you want ESPN to do during a cooling break? Watch the players drink Water, the Official Drink of the FIFA World Cup

Fluo
May 25, 2007

netherlands need to keep their feet down, last worldcup kicking players in chest, now they go kicking mexicans in the head

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



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TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

saihttam posted:

Pretty sure she's Arab/Croatian

lebanese/spanish

also mexican

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