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Who will be victorious?
Netherlands and Costa Rica
Netherlands and Greece
Mexico and Costa Rica
Mexico and Greece
Football will be victorious
Football is dead
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oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.
Qatar 2022 is going to be the dumbest loving thing.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Put a world cup in canada in the winter

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

saihttam posted:

This is the beginning of half half time breaks

From the future:

FIFA posted:

In the name of player safety, all competitions will feature four cooling breaks per half (in which we may sell commercials).

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

TheIllestVillain posted:

lebanese/spanish

also mexican

amazing/gorgeous

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
Basically, capitalism sucks but there's not much you can do about it.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Darth Windu posted:

What else do you want ESPN to do during a cooling break? Watch the players drink Water, the Official Drink of the FIFA World Cup

Yes, like Univision did

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

well they look more energized but mexico's passes still suck

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

oilcheck my rear end posted:

Qatar 2022 is going to be the dumbest loving thing.

cooling breaks every five minutes

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Quest For Glory II posted:

Put a world cup in canada in the winter

EXTREME X GAMES world cup

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

American question: why can't the Qataris just build domed stadiums

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Darth Windu posted:

What else do you want ESPN to do during a cooling break? Watch the players drink Water, the Official Drink of the FIFA World Cup

This is exactly what I want.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Darth Windu posted:

What else do you want ESPN to do during a cooling break? Watch the players drink Water, the Official Drink of the FIFA World Cup

itv used the chance to show replays of footballers getting kicked in the head, and itv are loving poo poo

treizebee
Dec 30, 2011

Stage 3 oil injection

Phobeste posted:

univision as always providing the best watching experience by focusing on a mexican fan in facepaint waterfall chugging an entire water bottle

Better then a commercial. This is why you watch soccer on anything but ESPN.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

cheese posted:

EXTREME X GAMES world cup

football on skateboards on concrete

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
WC Death Valley 2052 is going to be a goldmine

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Darth Windu posted:

Basically, capitalism sucks but there's not much you can do about it.
And now it's time for the Chevy Truck Month Keys to the Game, Powered by Verizon Wireless

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Darth Windu posted:

Basically, capitalism sucks but there's not much you can do about it.

fight the machine, man

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

God, look at all those empty seats in the sun there

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

treizebee posted:

Better then a commercial. This is why you watch soccer on anything but ESPN.

we agree

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Haha all the empty seats

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Tetrix posted:

WTF ESPN GOING TO COMMERCIAL ARE YOU loving SERIOUS?

when $6/month carriage fees aren't enough

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
you know, there's a very good chance Blatter might not live to see Qatar 2022, probably why he gives no fucks one way or the other

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

TheIllestVillain posted:

lebanese/spanish

also mexican

Spain is Serbia

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Fluo posted:

netherlands need to keep their feet down, last worldcup kicking players in chest, now they go kicking mexicans in the head
[vangaalflyingkick.gif]

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Quest For Glory II posted:

Put a world cup in canada in the winter

Can we call it the Heritage Classic still?

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
A Mexican

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


oilcheck my rear end posted:

Qatar 2022 is going to be the dumbest loving thing.

More reason to take it off them.

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug

Darth Windu posted:

What else do you want ESPN to do during a cooling break? Watch the players drink Water, the Official Drink of the FIFA World Cup

Maybe some wet t-shirt contests or blindfolded fan shots on goal from the center circle for $10,000 prizes

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



The Finn posted:

Yes, like Univision did

That froggy voice guy is driving me bats.

Bland
Aug 31, 2008


Winner Of The TRP I dont actually remember the contest im pretty high right now here's your venkys tag


Darth Windu posted:

What else do you want ESPN to do during a cooling break? Watch the players drink Water, the Official Drink of the FIFA World Cup

they could try talking about the game

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
Fair enough. I used it as an excuse to reheat a burger from yesterday which I am now chompin. Was burgin' pretty hard, but now my burg spurg is sated. Also having a Miller Fortune, the Official Beer of My World Cup

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

The Finn posted:

Yes, like Univision did

My Univision feed didn't.

treizebee
Dec 30, 2011

Stage 3 oil injection
A Qatari source just informed me that they plan to hire those marathon assistants to run alongside the competitors with cups of water.

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Godzilla07 posted:

American question: why can't the Qataris just build domed stadiums
Because it is important to play soccer on lovely, lumpy sod with the beating sun shining down and baking everything

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Smirr posted:

God, look at all those empty seats in the sun there

those people all died of heat stroke

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Phobeste posted:

univision as always providing the best watching experience by focusing on a mexican fan in facepaint waterfall chugging an entire water bottle

lol its an international feed you think every channel has their own cameras out?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Darth Windu posted:

What else do you want ESPN to do during a cooling break? Watch the players drink Water, the Official Drink of the FIFA World Cup

that's what our tv channel did

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Quest For Glory II posted:

And now it's time for the Chevy Truck Month Keys to the Game, Powered by Verizon Wireless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vJn5XxWg9U

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Godzilla07 posted:

American question: why can't the Qataris just build domed stadiums

Putting a roof on something doesn't magically lower the temperature 20c and it turns out the Qataris were lying about having air conditioned stadiums and weather control devices.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Quest For Glory II posted:

Put a world cup in canada in the winter

the women's tournament is there next year, better talk to them about the dates

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