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Who will be victorious?
Netherlands and Costa Rica
Netherlands and Greece
Mexico and Costa Rica
Mexico and Greece
Football will be victorious
Football is dead
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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Drogadon posted:

Don Francisco is Chilean
Also he will never die.

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Crazy Ted posted:


Also we'd be working a max of 15 hours a week.

I'm there

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
anyone posting in TRP ain't working a full 40 hour week that's for drat sure.

e/ might be getting paid for it though....

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

tetsman posted:

marquez is a big idiot retard and he should've known better than defend like he did. everyone knows robben is a diving oval office who knows how to handle bad defenders. This is simply marquez's fault

This is p true.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Crazy Ted posted:

Also he will never die.

A new show every week for the past 50+ years :eyepop:

Postorder Trollet89
Jan 12, 2008
Sweden doesn't do religion. But if they did, it would probably be the best religion in the world.

Tortilla Maker posted:



Trip or step? :)

Ball is nowhere near him. It was a clear cut penalty and Marquez should know better than to play with fire like that. Especially on a tie with less than 3 minutes to go.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Tortilla Maker posted:



Trip or step? :)

FIFA apparently found the one ref in the universe who's never seen Robben play before.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Weaponized Cum posted:

Don francisco is. Show is produced in miami. Dumbass

Don Francisco is also immortal, seriously the man has done this for like 50 years

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

JFairfax posted:

anyone posting in TRP ain't working a full 40 hour week that's for drat sure.

e/ might be getting paid for it though....
I recently quit my school district job after 6 1/2 years to take a remote job for a company in England doing IT on some American stuff they deal with for twice the pay while working less hours, and I work from home. Owns like hell.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Troy Queef posted:

Don Francisco is also immortal, seriously the man has done this for like 50 years

Don Francisco owns.

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Mr. Mambold posted:

FIFA apparently found the one ref in the universe who's never seen Robben play before.

He should have got a pen in the first half so w/e

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Crazy Ted posted:

I recently quit my school district job after 6 1/2 years to take a remote job for a company in England doing IT on some American stuff they deal with for twice the pay while working less hours, and I work from home. Owns like hell.

I'm jelly as hell, working on an accounting degree here while praying that automation doesn't take all the jobs away by the time I graduate. :ohdear:

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Don Francisco owns.

this is true

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder
In all honesty I think Robben made it look theatrical, but that Mexican dude didn't exactly go for the ball either.

Elliptical Dick posted:

He should have got a pen in the first half so w/e
Also this.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
It was a penalty ffs shut up all of you

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

It was a pen how is this even debatable

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
It was defo a peno

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Lets get back to what is important here! Racism has no place in football and that is why mexico are out

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Ninja fetus posted:

In all honesty I think Robben made it look theatrical, but that Mexican dude didn't exactly go for the ball either.

Also this.

Hot take clone. Let's go to the lines where we've got a caller form lo-cal coming up.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Elliptical Dick posted:

He should have got a pen in the first half so w/e

That was a fart, but actually more than the invisible one given. Robben brushed through that like a man. Should have been one for the actual Dutch face kick before than so w/e.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLxiiRr1tF4

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Mr. Mambold posted:

That was a fart, but actually more than the invisible one given. Robben brushed through that like a man. Should have been one for the actual Dutch face kick before than so w/e.

you do realise that vlaar actually got the ball there whereas marquez whiffed on the ball twice and moreno just took out the man, right?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Mr. Mambold posted:

That was a fart, but actually more than the invisible one given. Robben brushed through that like a man. Should have been one for the actual Dutch face kick before than so w/e.
Can you get a card for farting?

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Lots of people who don't football posting in this thread.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

80085 posted:

There are unfortunately no joke leagues playing right now however top 5 world league MLS has a game currently going on

Why does the MLS play during the World cup

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

Crazy Ted posted:

Can you get a card for farting?

Only if it is a shart, per line 243 of the FIFA handbook.

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Elliptical Dick posted:

you do realise that vlaar actually got the ball there whereas marquez whiffed on the ball twice and moreno just took out the man, right?

lemme just clarify to say you could have given one for dangerous play on vlaar as well.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Crazy Ted posted:

Can you get a card for farting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgkGKhprEZQ


also lmao http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2009/apr/05/football-fart

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
Im drinking water for the next game

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Elliptical Dick posted:

you do realise that vlaar actually got the ball there whereas marquez whiffed on the ball twice and moreno just took out the man, right?

Ball first is, get this, irrelevant, op

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Kurtofan posted:

Why does the MLS play during the World cup

because they don't actually really care about football in the US of A op

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Ball first is, get this, irrelevant, op

yeah I quoted myself to clarify already, but marquez never went for the ball on two occasions, so gently caress that dude.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

mexico got unnevered and they started playing dumb and gay as hell

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

unlawfulsoup posted:

Only if it is a shart, per line 243 of the FIFA handbook.
What Huntelaar was ready to take the PK and one of the Mexicans let rip with a nuclear crop duster and Huntelaar got so hosed up from the smell that he couldn't even strike the ball cleanly? I think the whole game might have had to be replayed.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Crazy Ted posted:

What Huntelaar was ready to take the PK and one of the Mexicans let rip with a nuclear crop duster and Huntelaar got so hosed up from the smell that he couldn't even strike the ball cleanly? I think the whole game might have had to be replayed.

Again, http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2009/apr/05/football-fart

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Thesoro posted:

HTML5 of the play:
http://gfycat.com/KnobbyHonestIriomotecat

Both a dive and a penalty at once. A superposition.

woah

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Hope the Greeks don't murder football again

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

babypolis posted:

mexico got unnevered and they started playing dumb and gay as hell

They gave up possession and let the dutch bomb into their penalty box/cross and gave up so many corners..

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Hope the Greeks don't murder football again

Waiting for hell to freeze over I see.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Hope the Greeks don't murder football again
Hey, they did score in their last game.

Twice

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