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Who will be victorious?
Netherlands and Costa Rica
Netherlands and Greece
Mexico and Costa Rica
Mexico and Greece
Football will be victorious
Football is dead
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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i want a soccer man to kick the ball into the goal

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rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

XyrlocShammypants posted:

As do candians, australians, South africans, new zealanders, variants of soccer throughout SE Asia, parts of Europe, parts of East Asia, and a few small islands

All of them can gently caress off except the few small islands. They sound alright.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

dkj posted:

Mexico didn't invent anything, ever.

They invented that purple stick on window tint that gets all bubbled and peels off within days

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

dkj posted:

Mexico didn't invent anything, ever.

Not even the sombrero?

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

dkj posted:

Mexico didn't invent anything, ever.

Bottling the 16 rounds?

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Crazy Ted posted:

But they perfected the taco.

Up for debate. Their seafood is fantastic. So long as it's made in the US.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Mexicans invented the low rider car (so they can pick vegetables and drive at the same time)

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



mr sad posted:

at what minute do we start trying to remember which teams greece beat to get here, and wishing one of them had advanced instead?

The Drogbas RIP.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Even the fans look bored

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

saihttam posted:

Bottling the 16 rounds?

I think that was england.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

toanoradian posted:

Wasn't the term 'soccer' an English invention? Why is USA using it?

Yeah,,, short for association football or something. It was used to distinguish it from rugby which was also called football for awhile.

America uses soccer because we have a football that is more popular in the US than association football I guess.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

dkj posted:

Mexico didn't invent anything, ever.

they invented the chupacabra and then it turned out they just made it up

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


This is a bad game

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Mr. Mambold posted:

The Drogbas RIP.

Negative Elephants :(

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

saihttam posted:

Bottling the 16 rounds?
That does raise a good point: how do you exit in the Round of 16 for six consecutive World Cups? Couldn't you at least accidentally luck your way into a quarterfinal?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Mr. Mambold posted:

The Drogbas RIP.

It's a disgrace IMO

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

that would've been a pen if costa rica was brazil

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

R.D. Mangles posted:

i want a soccer man to kick the ball into the goal

same

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
What's that red patch on Campbell? When did he get hurt?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
if you listen to americans you would probably conclude that mexicans invented illegal immigration

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Zythrst posted:

To be fair to Mexico they didn't invent the dumb wave.

The first time most people saw it was during the world cup in Mexico, hence the name

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

The worst thing about the World Cup are Nike's hideous neon yellow and orange shoes that everyone is wearing.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Wendigee posted:

Yeah,,, short for association football or something. It was used to distinguish it from rugby which was also called football for awhile.

America uses soccer because we have a football that is more popular in the US than association football I guess.
And all of these designations are meant to differentiate them from the superior code of football, which is of course Australian Rules Football.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Crazy Ted posted:

There was a Switzerland game in always WAY more boring than this.

ftfy

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

toanoradian posted:

What's that red patch on Campbell? When did he get hurt?
I think it's that stupid kinetic tape that doesn't actually do anything.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
RIP all the African sides, with the exception of the Algerians, who eat cucumber like its a handfruit

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
How many shots on goal has there been? I can remember only 1. gently caress.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Acquilae posted:

The worst thing about the World Cup are Nike's hideous neon yellow and orange shoes that everyone is wearing.

They're bad but adidas zebra poo poo sucks too.

Edit even pumas shoes are bad.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
phwoar

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Dayum.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

OH MY GOD GREECE DID SOMETHING

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Navas :stonkhat:

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Greece dominatin

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


What a cross holy orthodox

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew
uh nice save

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Oh boy

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

for teams that are counterattacking teams these teams sure suck at counterattacking.


WOAH SAVE

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Chinatown posted:

How many shots on goal has there been? I can remember only 1. gently caress.

There ya go

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Keylor is amazing.

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runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
He will have wanted to avoid the keeper's leg there

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