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whats really sad is that you nerds' dumb opinions about putting mario on iphone for 1dollar and putting blood and tits and ken levine writing in zelda are so unjustifiably bad that you need to couch them in false 'business predictions' that are wildly untrue to anyone with 5 seconds to google it all out
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coma posted:hey guys handhelds are preeeeeetty much dead even though they sell in the millions still and show no signs of stopping, and also, nintendo is somehow done even though they've got enough surplus saved up for 40 years of flops 
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Jun 29, 2014 03:56
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Polygon mother loving sucks dick.
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Jun 29, 2014 04:33
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gamejournalism.txt 
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Jun 29, 2014 04:35
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I Can't Believe It's Not Ben Kuchera
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Jun 29, 2014 04:44
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Polygon mother loving sucks dick. If there is one truth in the world, it is this
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Jun 29, 2014 04:46
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Polygon mother loving sucks dick. I thought it was Kotaku
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Jun 29, 2014 04:51
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It's ok guys I'm a trained, professional economist I can tell you how Nintendo will do in a year *rolls a crystal ball around in chicken blood* Hmm these swirl patterns tell me Super Smash Brothers will only sell half a million copies in it's life
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Jun 29, 2014 04:54
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best part of that is this line from the first article: GAMING JOURNALISM posted:If Nintendo's console predictions are correct, and assuming the average of 20.37 percent remains, Mario Kart 8 sales would reach 1.99 million units by the end of March 2015.
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Jun 29, 2014 05:00
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coma posted:hey guys handhelds are preeeeeetty much dead even though they sell in the millions still and show no signs of stopping, and also, nintendo is somehow done even though they've got enough surplus saved up for 40 years of flops Nah, handhelds show absolutely every sign of slowing down, being a dying market. And Nintendo doesn't have a surplus for another "40 years of flops", they are burning through their cash at a lightning's pace. coma posted:whats really sad is that you nerds' dumb opinions about putting mario on iphone for 1dollar and putting blood and tits and ken levine writing in zelda are so unjustifiably bad that you need to couch them in false 'business predictions' that are wildly untrue to anyone with 5 seconds to google it all out Problem: Nintendo's current strategy isn't working out all that well, either
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Jun 29, 2014 12:12
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Nintendo should make Pokemon realdolls with realistic gently caress holes. That's where the real money is.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:13
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TBH I'm kinda bored with MK8 after unlocking everything I kinda want an actual battle mode now. That's pretty much the only big fault with the game rest is perfect.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:16
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Dr. VooDoo posted:It's ok guys I'm a trained, professional economist I can tell you how Nintendo will do in a year *rolls a crystal ball around in chicken blood* Hmm these swirl patterns tell me Super Smash Brothers will only sell half a million copies in it's life As a trained economist, this method is more accurate than most models we make. 
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Jun 29, 2014 13:53
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Level Slide posted:Nintendo should make Pokemon realdolls with realistic gently caress holes. That's where the real money is. I really wish this wasn't true.
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Austrian mook posted:Yeah, hell, the WiiU gamepad can run games almost by itself, I reckon the next console will likely be something like that, a handheld that you can plug into a moniter and get a better resolution, more players etc. A major issue with Nintendo and that they admitted is that their development efforts are spread across two platforms while making similar products. I feel as though most consumers can get a 'good enough' experience if they just buy a 3DS over a Wii U. You can now even play Smash Bros. on a 3DS. Dr. VooDoo posted:gamejournalism.txt Perhaps this is off topic but I always Polygon had some of the most in-depth features but some of the worst 'clickbait' articles I've ever seen on a gaming website. Nonetheless, their controversial editorial pieces have always attracted substantially more traffic than their well-researched features. The Mario Kart 8 article isn't based on a particularly controversial thesis. However, the article is packaged with a lot of inflammatory language and graphs that will no doubt drive site traffic. It's sad considering they have some very talented writers and researchers in their features section. For example, they had a great feature on the development on Street Fighter 2. There was a lot to talk about the great information in the article, such as the income disparity between game developers who make the game possible and salesman who sell games and ride Ferraris, the regional power struggle between Japan and America, the legal aspects of protecting a popular IP, and much more. Nonetheless, there was no where near the same discussion or activity on Street Fighter 2: An Oral History as there was on many of their 'clickbait' articles. I'm sure their controversial articles took substantially less research and leg work than their features. With the recent departure of feature editor Russ Pitts, it appears as though Polygon's management is favoring the high traffic 'clickbait' editorial articles since they consistently drive more traffic and discussion.
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Jun 29, 2014 14:37
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The Taint Reaper posted:TBH I'm kinda bored with MK8 after unlocking everything I kinda want an actual battle mode now. Sorry you are bored with a game after spending dozens of hours on it
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Jun 29, 2014 15:18
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Yaoi Mandel posted:and the nail in the coffin i know i'm late on this but lmao jesus christ
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Jun 29, 2014 16:25
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Fungah! posted:i know i'm late on this but lmao jesus christ Yeah, you're really late considering that its come out that's Yaoi Mandels profile and he just changed the username.
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Jun 29, 2014 22:24
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Fulchrum posted:Yeah, you're really late considering that its come out that's Yaoi Mandels profile and he just changed the username. hahahaha
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Jun 29, 2014 22:35
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Fulchrum posted:Yeah, you're really late considering that its come out that's Yaoi Mandels profile and he just changed the username. Yikes! Sick burn bro. Yaoi Mandel, what do you say to that?
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Jun 29, 2014 22:36
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Yaoi Mandel posted:Hahaha fame Douglass rolled with the punches until I started pushing the virgin angle and now he's mad
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Jun 29, 2014 22:47
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yeah i bet that okcupid profile of the lame guy with my name, is actually the cool latino hottie from FYAD instead
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Jun 29, 2014 22:55
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Different hemisphere, remember? Don't feel too bad, I know its hard for WiiU owners to retain knowledge. That's why all their games are repeats of old ones, cause they can't remember they've already played it 9 times before.
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Jun 29, 2014 22:57
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Fulchrum posted:Different hemisphere, remember? we know its you, you can drop the subject now and stop bringing attention to your ugly rear end self, we don't evcen want to see your dick you are that bad
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Jun 29, 2014 23:03
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Fulchrum posted:Different hemisphere, remember? we know that that is you
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Jun 29, 2014 23:04
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Fulchrum posted:Different hemisphere, remember? name one
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Jun 29, 2014 23:05
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Austrian mook posted:we know that that is you  on that?Anime Device posted:name one Wind Waker.
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Jun 29, 2014 23:06
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Fulchrum posted:Care to put a I would easily put a on being able to name at least 5 wii u games... hell, I could even name 6.edit: ah, you edited your post. Apologies.
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Jun 29, 2014 23:08
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Fulchrum posted:Different hemisphere, remember? lol that rap sheet
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Jun 29, 2014 23:09
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Fulchrum posted:Care to put a post your dick and i'll pay 
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Jun 29, 2014 23:11
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3DS or WiiU?
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Austrian mook posted:post your dick and i'll pay  Gimme the loving cash.
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Fulchrum posted:
Is this you
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Post your picture so I can do the little line above it leading to a quote. havent decided on the quote yet but probably go with The Ps2 was when games made the true transition from an attempted emulation of the console experience to a more fully realised idea of console games as an experience meant not just to amuse, but to really sink ones teeth into. Lets compare the way the two consoles approached puzzle games. The Dreamcast gives us Chu Chu Rocket - colourful, simple, cartoony. Gaming equivalent of candy. The Ps2 gives us Ico. Artistic, hauntingly beautiful, impactful in the way no game before it could have been. Gamings ambrosia.
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Jun 29, 2014 23:21
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Wouldn't want you to do anything new. Appropriate for the WiiU thread, I guess, just keep recycling the same stuff over and over.
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Gaming ambrosia? Im here for gaming panacea!
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Fulchrum posted:Wouldn't want you to do anything new. Appropriate for the WiiU thread, I guess, just keep recycling the same stuff over and over. What games on ps4 or xbone whatever are currently more fun than the stuff on wii u
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Kewpuh posted:What games on ps4 or xbone whatever are currently more fun than the stuff on wii u Octodad. Towerfall Ascension. Mercenary Kings. Don't Starve. Resogun. Transistor. Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jun 29, 2014 |
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okay
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Fulchrum posted:Octodad. Towerfall Ascension. Mercenary Kings. Don't Starve. Resogun. Transistor.
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