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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Please, does anybody remember the origin of the "Well Known Food Place"?

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BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.
One of the early episodes, 4 I think?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Mimetic posted:

One of the early episodes, 4 I think?

Thanks, you were absolutely right!

Champeenship
Oct 9, 2012
Here are things about penises

edit: Is it just me, or has there been an influx of chakras in recent episodes?

Champeenship fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jun 28, 2014

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
The FPlus' karma is trying to realign you see.

Champeenship
Oct 9, 2012
https://plus.google.com/events/cnok3dq11ukhbstetc8o425nr94

Another QE up in fifteen minutes.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Getting Lemon to try to pronounce my name is my hobby.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Djeser posted:

Getting Lemon to try to pronounce my name is my hobby.

The man isn't 100% on how 'pagan' sounds, you're just bullying him with that name I think.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

I'm sad I don't have a user name Lemon can gently caress up the pronunciation of.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Oh man now I wanna participate just to trip him up.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
This has probably been the best QE yet.

Also fucky you, Lemon, I liked the original font.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Episode 142: Indie Go Go Go Away

Indiegogo: it's like Kickstarter, but scammier and less professional.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
Can't wait to listen :allears:. making GBS threads on Kickstarter or anything similar is my favorite.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Can I assume the teased 'even more shameless' crowdfunder is FundMyLife or whatever, that has literally no standards?

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Can I assume the teased 'even more shameless' crowdfunder is FundMyLife or whatever, that has literally no standards?
You say that like IGG has standards.

Driya
Feb 16, 2011

Hey, it's the document I put together! I'm so glad that they got as mad at Charlizzle Blizzle as I did when I was making the document. :allears:

I also really reccomend the Nu-B-2B pitch video. I found it delightfully terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86T_sh7zJ-8

Driya fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Jul 6, 2014

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
Is there any chance the Fplus or Lou Reads the Internet would ever do Bob and Bob's Game? The loving thing actually met its goal on Kickstarter the last time and his ramblings are some of the most insane things ever and there's easily hours and hours worth of content there. Just knowing what the best things to read would be the hard part.

Tracula fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Jul 6, 2014

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

I'm assuming the "even more shameless" site is either Patreon or GoFundMe, both of which have some lovely scams and crazy personal endeavors.

Tracula posted:

Is there any chance the Fplus or Lou Reads the Internet would ever do Bob and Bob's Game? The loving thing actually met its goal on Kickstarter the last time and his ramblings are some of the most insane things ever and there's easily hours and hours worth of content there. Just knowing what the best things to read would be the hard part.

I remember it being thrown around as an idea in ballp.it but I don't think it ended up being something someone wanted to make a document for. You can always make a document yourself and submit it and it might get read. Even though it might be good to wait until the kickstarted game never happens/is complete garbage and then you have even more content, some of which isn't incomprehensible.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
you hosed my thing up.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Driya posted:

Hey, it's the document I put together!
How do you feel about Lemon's attempt at saying your name? :v:

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
Tyler St House thing was hilarious.

Driya
Feb 16, 2011

Sham bam bamina! posted:

How do you feel about Lemon's attempt at saying your name? :v:

Absolutely fantastic. I didn't think anyone could really mispronounce my username until I heard the episode. :feelsgood:

The Comna
May 22, 2012

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Driya posted:

Absolutely fantastic. I didn't think anyone could really mispronounce my username until I heard the episode. :feelsgood:

I can think of a myriad of ways to pronounce your name. It's the curse of studying phonology and multiple languages.

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

A Meat posted:

I'm assuming the "even more shameless" site is either Patreon or GoFundMe, both of which have some lovely scams and crazy personal endeavors.


I remember it being thrown around as an idea in ballp.it but I don't think it ended up being something someone wanted to make a document for. You can always make a document yourself and submit it and it might get read. Even though it might be good to wait until the kickstarted game never happens/is complete garbage and then you have even more content, some of which isn't incomprehensible.




They can easily make an episodes on crazy video game kickstarter scams alone. Hell, you probably could do one entirely about The Arkh Project alone.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

DrManiac posted:

They can easily make an episodes on crazy video game kickstarter scams alone. Hell, you probably could do one entirely about The Arkh Project alone.



Hm, there could be potential for a Star Citizen document, what with all the rape modules and such. I should investigate.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

steinrokkan posted:

Star Citizen ... rape modules

Wait, wait, what?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Wait, wait, what?

Some creeps on their forums talked - serously and extensively - about how there should be an "immersive" option to rape other players as part of boarding actions, because it would "make the horrors of war much more apparent" or some crap. Rape module has since then become a running joke in SA threads mocking the SC.

And there's more. Like the time they threatened a girl for daring to start a girl-only thread, or drama about loving comptrollers (sic) of non-existent alliances shirking their duties, furry guilds...

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

steinrokkan posted:

Some creeps on their forums talked - serously and extensively - about how there should be an "immersive" option to rape other players as part of boarding actions, because it would "make the horrors of war much more apparent" or some crap. Rape module has since then become a running joke in SA threads mocking the SC.

And there's more. Like the time they threatened a girl for daring to start a girl-only thread, or drama about loving comptrollers (sic) of non-existent alliances shirking their duties, furry guilds...

Star Citizen is a vaporware EVE Online ripoff, right? I remember people talking about how you could buy a singular spaceship in a game that doesn't exist for like a hundred bucks, but I'm assuming that by now it's probably up to 500$ per ship or something, because gently caress it, pay a ton of money for a ship in a game that might be garbage if it ever comes out. I like that the community is somehow making a non-existent game worse, because TES games have to exist for people to make them worse.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

steinrokkan posted:

Some creeps on their forums talked - serously and extensively - about how there should be an "immersive" option to rape other players as part of boarding actions, because it would "make the horrors of war much more apparent" or some crap. Rape module has since then become a running joke in SA threads mocking the SC.

And there's more. Like the time they threatened a girl for daring to start a girl-only thread, or drama about loving comptrollers (sic) of non-existent alliances shirking their duties, furry guilds...

You know it's bad when furry guilds sound like the most mild sort of drama attached to a game.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

A Meat posted:

Star Citizen is a vaporware EVE Online ripoff, right?

I see it less as vaporware and more as the ultimate test of the early-access system. I've never bought a Steam early access game because I remember playing in a bunch of MMO betas and subsequently getting totally sick of the game before it was out. I think Star Citizen will be the same way, everyone will get REALLY bored of each module after exploring every single tiny aspect of it hundreds of times over before the game is even close to ready.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand, thank god that's not an actual thing in the game. I was reminded at first at an old vaporware MMO where you could do anything, including raping another player, aborting their fetus, and launching that fetus out of a catapult.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Anyway, back to the topic at hand, thank god that's not an actual thing in the game. I was reminded at first at an old vaporware MMO where you could do anything, including raping another player, aborting their fetus, and launching that fetus out of a catapult.

Good going, I'm sure you just gave someone on Lover Slab a new idea :v:

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

A Meat posted:

Star Citizen is a vaporware EVE Online ripoff, right?
More specifically, it's like Elite: Dangerous, except that exists and will exist in the future.

A Shitizen doc could be worth a try, but I feel like a lot of the fun of the crazy is the whole phenomenon rather than the specific words. Like with a doc you don't get things like their loving commercials for fake spaceships you can buy with hundreds of real, Earth dollars and then never use, commercials that are straight-up car commercials. But then again "well pirates raped prisoners so therefore I demand a rape mode" and defending the concept of slavery do make for some pretty loving amazing reading regardless.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!
Hey look, an episode about wizards!

Cercadelmar
Jan 4, 2014
I'm not the only one that was expecting the other kind of wizards, right?

BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.

Cercadelmar posted:

I'm not the only one that was expecting the other kind of wizards, right?

I know I certainly was.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
While not the F Plus there's a Weekend Web thread going on in GBS right now that has a lot of cuckold/chastity stuff so if you're looking to read terrible things yourself it's worth giving a look.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3650675

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

If a cucking episode is ever going to happen, someone needs to record these as the intro/outro:

HappyKitty posted:

Wife-swap like a hurricane
Here in Cuckburg
Racist white men's secret shame
It's a cuck-blur
They wanna see their wives, nude
Gettin railed by black dudes

Cucktales, woooo!
Every day emasculation
Cucktales, woooo!
Watch my neighbour teach my wife to
gently caress-tales!

nematode antipode posted:

If your wife don't want to gently caress you
Call a black dude in to cuck you
Then sit back and jack off to those Cucktales, woo-ooh!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Tracula posted:

Weekend Web
Probably the best news I've had all week. This is beautiful.

Champeenship
Oct 9, 2012
New episode, stupid people have health questions and stupid people answer them.

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sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Well now my teeth hurt.

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