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CaptainHollywood posted:MODS KNEW. D-does he get his name back now??
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:26 |
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Regy Rusty posted:D-does he get his name back now?? If he's got ten bucks sure.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:29 |
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Reminder that Occ toxxed himself to watch S4 of LMS if Community got renewed.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:31 |
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You should really watch (and review) "All About Eve" before gold mining this thread. It redeems the whole series.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:32 |
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E PLURIBUS ANUS posted:If there is a season 6 of Community in any form (an almost literal impossibility) I will make a season 4 thread for Last Man Standing and post timely reviews for every episode Oh my god
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:33 |
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Can you keep watching LMS anyway? This is the best TVIV thread in ages.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:34 |
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This is the best day of my life
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:36 |
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Did he seriously toxx himself on both outcomes? What a maroon.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:37 |
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He will finish the toxx.
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:39 |
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IMO he should keep watching season 3, even if he doesn't review it. How else will he have the necessary context for Season 4???
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:39 |
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Deadpool posted:He will finish the toxx. The
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:43 |
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He did it when I was at work! I couldn't stop him!
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# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:47 |
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The thread is over because Occ is dead. Rip in peace, buddy. But seriously, thank you for grinding through this awful show and giving us a worthwhile breakdown, both as television and politically. I imagine it must be difficult at times (the previous episode, for example) but your good work is exposing a terrible show to the light of day and letting it be challenged on being so poo poo - a worthy goal.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:05 |
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Community lives and Occupation continues to suffer? That's a drat good deal in my book.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:40 |
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este posted:goldmine este posted:goldmine este posted:goldmine
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:24 |
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E PLURIBUS ANUS posted:Literally the worst outcome of the toxx is I get to see more episodes of Community
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:31 |
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Haha, there's still 12 episodes left in Season 3 alone. You have to watch more than 4 hours of LMS just to get through Season 3.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 03:59 |
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Laughing at him for losing another toxx is good fun and all, but he was totally making the S4 thread whether he lost this one or not.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 04:11 |
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I think we should let some more people do guest reviews for the rest of season 3, seeing how he's going to have to suffer through this show for another 11 months or so. Although I'm mainly saying this because I'm wondering if I could write a review of this show without swearing as much as Occ does.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 12:59 |
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This is my favorite thread.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:09 |
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Time to answer some thread questionsaxeil posted:Can you keep watching LMS anyway? This is the best TVIV thread in ages. I can't NOT keep watching LMS even if I wanted to The terms of the first toxx, the one that triggered then presumably un...triggered was based around betting on commmunity getting renewed; once community was cancelled I requested deadpool deliver his end of the mod challenge and he made me watch season 2 of LMS Season 3 got covered cause a nice goon was willing to cover the costs of my av/name change, which I then toxxed (more of a fair trade really) to cover LMS season 3 to pay back for So right now toxx 1 is completed and I'm in the middle of toxx 2, which was wholly independent of community getting renewed In fact the only thing that the community renewal changed was triggering toxx 3, and I guess demanding deadpool recompense me for that month I my life I spent watching LMS season 2 Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Community lives and Occupation continues to suffer? That's a drat good deal in my book. You're a bad person Slamhound posted:Curious to see if this opinion still holds. Hcreight p much has the right of it, I was probably gonna cover s4 anyways simply because people seem to really enjoy this feature and it's one of the few threads in TVIV that isn't goddamn terrible But to answer your question directly I was able to pull off making what should be a joyous occasion for me, especially considering my love of community, into a bittersweet one Bown posted:I think we should let some more people do guest reviews for the rest of season 3, seeing how he's going to have to suffer through this show for another 11 months or so. Although I'm mainly saying this because I'm wondering if I could write a review of this show without swearing as much as Occ does. Well I have a toxx to fulfill so I can't miss any more of those reviews, especially since I used the gimmick once already, I'm five with other people reviewing the episodes if they want, I'll link them in the OP and everything
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:43 |
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Oh and btw you fucker you best believe I'm gonna toxx against you at the beginning of the 2014-2015 season on the r/c chances of some coin flip show. No backing out of it either
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 23:46 |
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Reviews of season one episodes wouldn't interfere with the toxx and could also show just how far off the deep end this show has gone. I haven't ever watched this show so maybe it was always this crazy.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:23 |
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I totally forgot that Occupation didn't watch Season 1.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:34 |
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E PLURIBUS ANUS posted:Oh and btw you fucker you best believe I'm gonna toxx against you at the beginning of the 2014-2015 season on the r/c chances of some coin flip show. No backing out of it either This is something that more people (Not me though, you'll never take my Oliver Queen av) should do this fall. Annakie can decide the punishments or something.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 02:44 |
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Last Man Standing "Elfie" Season 3, Episode 11 There are some things you should know about me. For one, I loving love Christmas. I unashamedly, unapologetically adore Christmas and all of its trappings. I love the wintertime air, I love the smell of peppermint. I love eggnog and lights and that brisk winter chill. I love snow, I love Santa, I love Christmas songs. I love everything and anything about Christmas, it's my by-far favorite holiday and everything about it makes me happy. I'm also a big-time atheist, and (in case you couldn't tell) a very lefty, socialist liberal. I don't really acknowledge the more religious aspects of Christmas explicitly, but I respect them: heck, I adore some of the more faith-based Christmas music, and there's a sort of respect-cum-envy I have of the truly devout, since it involves an emotion I'm incapable of feeling: purity of faith is fascinating to me. So it's with all this I say: There is no loving war on Christmas. Jesus loving Christ there is no goddamn war on Christmas. If you actually believe there is a war on Christmas, from the lefty liberal atheists of which I am one proudly, then you are a goddamn idiot. You are the stupidest loving idiot to ever dumb, ever. If you believe, in a country chock-full of Christians, that a, there is anything but a minority (and a tiny, tiny loving minority) of people who don't celebrate Christmas, and b, of the tiny, tiny minority of people who don't celebrate Christmas there would be a contingent of people actually mad enough about the concept of the holiday to organize some sort of concerted effort to remove references to it, you deserve to be institutionalized on account of being too retarded to be able to breathe without assistance. This "war on Christmas" doesn't loving exist, and in fact if you want to blame anyone for any form of a hostile action against Christmas, don't blame the (non-existent) cabal of Jews/blacks/atheists/liberals who are somehow removing every mention of Christmas outside of literally loving everywhere in America when it's December, blame the loving corporations who have manipulated your holiday into a literally months-long brazen celebration of commercialism and unbridled spending on material goods. But either way, there is no loving war on Christmas. Just to be clear. It doesn't loving exist. It is a fantasy. Okay? Okay. This episode is about the war on Christmas. As such I absolutely hated this episode for about half of its total runtime, as to twist this fantasy, non-existent, unreal "problem" and make it logically palatable they had to make Ryan even more of a caricature of a liberal than usual, which is quite honestly saying loving something. We again see the Ryan that's so loving obsessed with his stupid pet political causes that it causes one to wonder how he functions throughout the day without bursting into flame from liberal self-righteousness, and it's downright intolerable by now. The crux of the episode is focused on Boyd, namely the difference between how the Baxters treat the Christmas holiday and how Ryan and Kristin do. And, again, Ryan is the spokesperson of the "War on Christmas" (again- doesn't exist), wherein he insists to Boyd not to believe in Santa and a good or naughty list or any of that "bunk". Instead, Ryan insists on holiday celebrations so parodically tolerant as to become irritating, as he insists on teaching Boyd all about other cultures' versions of winter celebrations. It gets to the point where I wanted to punch Ryan in his liberal face, because Jesus Christ shut the gently caress up you giant spergy nerd. Aside from the general irritation of Ryan's self-righteous diatribes preaching tolerance and his smug, self-satisfied "lessons", the problem with the main plot is one of focus. In attempting to show how terrible and dangerous the soldiers in the, again, completely fake and not real "War on Christmas" are, the LMS writing staff fumbled the character motivations of Ryan entirely. He flits between legitimate and illegitimate reasons to not bring up Boyd within the traditional American Christmas culture with no real rhyme or reason whatsoever: In one scene, for instance, he insists on telling Boyd the truth about "Elfie" (an elf doll that can "watch and report to Santa if Boyd is being naughty or nice") because he doesn't want Boyd to just be good for material reward, then states that he doesn't want Boyd to believe fantasies, then bizarrely tells Boyd about a European winter solstice tradition. These are three completely separate thoughts, two of which are completely contradictory, with one totally legitimate reason to not want your kid to buy into every aspect of a holiday tradition. It's like the LMS writing staff, in attempting to make Ryan into the evil liberal, ended up making Ryan look borderline schizophrenic as he had to parrot every strawmen opinion that conservatives think liberals hold about the holidays, and in doing so completely dilute their own argument; even worse, this "throw poo poo at a wall to see what sticks" strategy accidentally unearths a bunch of totally reasonable arguments from Ryan about why one should keep their kid away from certain, negative aspects of the Christmas season. This is the definition of being hoisted on your own petard. The episode, overall, is saved by the downright bizarre revelation that Ryan's issue with Christmas stems from his own lovely Christmas experiences with his family, which hasn't engendered any hatred of the holiday; far from it, he wants Boyd not to have faith in a fat cloud-man with magic presents, but in his own parents to provide for him a holiday experience that Ryan's parents were unwilling to create. It's a strangely sweet end to the episode that bizarrely works. The B-plot of this episode sucks, involving Mandy magically learning the meaning of Christmas from an of course clever little ethnic girl who misses her dad, who was, shock of shocks, deployed to Afghanistan at the time. I bet you can't guess how this ends! I'll give you a hint: it involves a Christmas present just large enough to hold an adult human male. Overall, this episode is just a straight up mess. The first half of the episode is spent on the rantings from Ryan, Official Christmas Hater, and the second half is spent on the strangely resonant Ryan and Mike heart-to-hearts. It completely undercuts its own message of there being a War on Christmas- which is fake as gently caress, seriously, the War on Christmas has never existed ever. It's clear, too, that this whole episode was supposed to be about the people waging war in the non-existent and never existed War on Christmas, as the final scene of the episode, a Mike Baxter vlog, is all about how you have to SUPPORT OUR TROOPS because they, you see, wage actual war for us, the US, so people have the freedom to wage War on Christmas- which has never happened and never will happen. To be clear though- I waged war for the US in Iraq, and at zero point in time while deployed was I ever doing it so my atheist pals could try and kill Christmas, which incidentally, just so you know, has never happened at any point in American history ever. Ever. Never ever ever. In fact, I can confidently say that the LMS writing staff, showrunner, and Tim Allen can go gently caress their collective selves for turning whatever amount of sacrifice I made into a lovely non-real conservative fearmongering dogma of an non-issue that has never negatively affected someone outside of their crazy heads, ever. I'm still giving this episode a C though. Again- I really really love Christmas, and they stuck the gently caress out of the landing. Grade: C Random Thoughts:
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GorfZaplen posted:Reviews of season one episodes wouldn't interfere with the toxx and could also show just how far off the deep end this show has gone. I haven't ever watched this show so maybe it was always this crazy. oh yeah I'm definitely gonna watch more LMS for no reason. totes
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 03:12 |
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It's interesting — a Last Man Standing DVD go for $23.95 a season (either of them) on Amazon, and yet here's a man who's just slogging through it on penalty of losing his account. By all rights, Amazon should be paying the customer $10 every time they buy one!
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 03:36 |
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E PLURIBUS ANUS posted:Oh and btw you fucker you best believe I'm gonna toxx against you at the beginning of the 2014-2015 season on the r/c chances of some coin flip show. No backing out of it either If not for general lack of funds lately I'd almost certainly have a Mindy Project av. But yeah I can dig it. JohnSherman posted:This is something that more people (Not me though, you'll never take my Oliver Queen av) should do this fall. Annakie can decide the punishments or something. I like where this is going.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 07:16 |
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E PLURIBUS ANUS posted:I'll give you a hint: it involves a Christmas present just large enough to hold an adult human male. A casket? gently caress, that's dark.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 12:37 |
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Holy poo poo that would've been great Mandy telling the of course Hispanic family to open up their present, they sides of the present fall open to reveal an American flag covered coffin
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 14:08 |
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Aww, man. That's what I thought it was, too.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 14:09 |
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E PLURIBUS ANUS posted:oh yeah I'm definitely gonna watch more LMS for no reason. totes I meant for other people to review but I apparently forgot to include that part.
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# ? Jul 2, 2014 15:49 |
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I'm one (1) minute into 312 and do not want to watch this any more
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:28 |
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E PLURIBUS ANUS posted:I'm one (1) minute into 312 and do not want to watch this any more That particular episode or the show as a whole?
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:33 |
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E PLURIBUS ANUS posted:I'm one (1) minute into 312 and do not want to watch this any more There are worse kinds of people, but to me there is nothing more insufferable than someone who yells "MAH FREE SPEECH" when you tell them their political ideas are dumb and/or harmful.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:40 |
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JohnSherman posted:That particular episode or the show as a whole? I don't know any more man
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:42 |
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Oooo this will be good, then.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:50 |
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No one will think any less of you if you take the ban.
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# ? Jul 3, 2014 01:51 |
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Irish Joe posted:No one will think any less of you if you take the ban.
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