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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Needs to be the carpeting between the hotel bar and elevator in every hotel.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


syscall girl posted:


Also unscrew the light bulb in the stairwell.

Even better get some strobe lights

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

TontoCorazon posted:

gently caress it, full on sprint down every time you come down. Make sure you have insurance though.

Rather ride this down

It's often harder on the woman though.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

Frostwerks posted:

It's often harder on the woman though.

You're not wrong.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Frostwerks posted:

It's often harder on the woman though.

It's fine as long as you keep in mind that it doesn't necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People move past it.

Firetrick
Aug 4, 2006



Greetings, sled god.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

HP Artsandcrafts posted:



Satan's Staircase

Just get this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKamRLz9MPc

and ride him down.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

HP Artsandcrafts posted:



Satan's Staircase

I'd like to think that there's a robot hiding behind the photographer.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


e: forgot this isn't GBS 3.1

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

HP Artsandcrafts posted:



Satan's Staircase

Just bob your head like an owl after each step.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.


My dad had this shirt in high school back in the 70s.

ThanatosOfOne
Mar 24, 2009


I had one of these shirts in 1990, only mine had canceled on Russia, Britain and the US with a FINAL SHOW stamp across the bunker.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MichiganCubbie posted:

My dad had this shirt in high school back in the 70s.

I think your dad's a nazi.

oldmandon
Feb 10, 2004

OMG! It's OMD!

ThanatosOfOne posted:

I had one of these shirts in 1990, only mine had canceled on Russia, Britain and the US with a FINAL SHOW stamp across the bunker.
One version of this shirt apparently says "France: SOLD OUT." :laffo:

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

oldmandon posted:

One version of this shirt apparently says "France: SOLD OUT." :laffo:
Would've been more appropriate for Norway, I think.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.
Does anyone have that gif of Vince McMahon reacting to hot dogs being made?


Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Mouse Dresser posted:

Does anyone have that gif of Vince McMahon reacting to hot dogs being made?




Please post an image of the cat getting safely out of that jar.

FadedReality
Sep 5, 2007

Okurrrr?

Mouse Dresser posted:

Does anyone have that gif of Vince McMahon reacting to hot dogs being made?




What's the story on this?

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!
Bonsai kittens.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

FadedReality posted:

What's the story on this?

Cat stuck.

Hamsterlady
Jul 8, 2010

Corpse Party, bitches.

FadedReality posted:

What's the story on this?

You build the cat inside the bottle.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.
Rofl Harris?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless








WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

Explain How!
Dec 14, 2013
Me too, Ms. Unicode, me too :unsmith:

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008


someone wanna explain this for those of us who aren't hockey fans?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
For Manchester to win they would have to score 3 cross-wickets in the second round of the eighths-finals, but their left-front fieldsman is in the hospital after breaking his arm while doing a somersault, making this very unlikely.

twosideddice
Jan 7, 2009

twoday posted:

For Manchester to win they would have to score 3 cross-wickets in the second round of the eighths-finals, but their left-front fieldsman is in the hospital after breaking his arm while doing a somersault, making this very unlikely.

And if no clear winner has emerged at this point the two man sack races will be held on consecutive Sundays until a winner is crowned

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


So apparently DiGiorno has launched a "design your own pizza" kit, which is mostly just a pathetic lovely-tasting attempt at home made pizza. But they also launched an online pizza design toy, where you can pick and place ingredients as you like.

http://www.digiorno.com/Masterpiece/DesignAPizza

With predictable results.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
This tool has potential

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I think maybe this could stand on its own legs in a separate thread. Anyone up for it? :effort:

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


twosideddice posted:

And if no clear winner has emerged at this point the two man sack races will be held on consecutive Sundays until a winner is crowned

Don't forget the ceremonial cheese rolling to determine who goes first.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

I, too, can talk to sneakers. I'd be crazy only if they talked back.

Zesty has a new favorite as of 14:51 on Jul 1, 2014

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Mouse Dresser posted:

Does anyone have that gif of Vince McMahon reacting to hot dogs being made?




Did you mean those egg bar things, because I found that.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Yvonmukluk posted:

Don't forget the ceremonial cheese rolling to determine who goes first.

But that only happens if the game falls on the 3rd Monday or 2nd Thursday of the month.

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FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

BooDoug187 posted:

But that only happens if the game falls on the 3rd Monday or 2nd Thursday of the month.
Unless it rains on that day, in which case we have to sacrifice three goats or a celebrity pundit to stand with the ceremonial baton IN the rain of the field for a solid six hours (which is cleverly disguised as a microphone) in order to appease the great god Owzat.

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