The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

I'm interested in upgrading my twenty eight point eight kilobaud internet connection to a one point five megabit fibre-optic T-1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatable with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

The internet? Is that thing still around?

# ? Jun 30, 2014 16:34

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 17:06

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MondayHotDog posted:

The internet? Is that thing still around?

Maude, eh?

Edit: Not those quotes...the ones at the bottom! :tinsley:

# ? Jun 30, 2014 16:43

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

DrBouvenstein posted:

Maude, eh?

Edit: Not those quotes...the ones at the bottom!

? I wanted a quote!

# ? Jun 30, 2014 16:55

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

MondayHotDog posted:

The internet? Is that thing still around?

We'll see you when you get back from image enhancement camp.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 17:19

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Red posted:

What do you say we take a relaxed attitude towards work, and watch the baseball game? The Nai Mets are my favorite squadron!

That's my thing that I say! I feel like I'm going to explode here!

# ? Jun 30, 2014 17:34

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

jscolon2.0 posted:

That's my thing that I say! I feel like I'm going to explode here!

# ? Jun 30, 2014 17:52

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

MondayHotDog posted:

The internet? Is that thing still around?

It was a tumultuous time for our nation.
The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live.
The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.
And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 20:17

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 20:47

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

MondayHotDog posted:

We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.

Nice try, Floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do. :colbert:

# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:00

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.

You should have seen the murderous glint in his eyes, MondayHotDog. And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread.

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jun 30, 2014

# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:16

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

TMMadman posted:

His breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread.

It smells like Otto's jacket!

# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:20

ManlyGrunting: May 29, 2014

mrfart posted:

It was a tumultuous time for our nation.
The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live.
The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.
And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.

I suggest we hold the Olympics in Moscow, where an American dollar is worth five roubles.
*beep*
Twelve roubles
*beep*
:stare:

Fifty roubles
:stonk:

ONE THOUSAND ROUBLES!?! I MUST GO!

ManlyGrunting fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jun 30, 2014

# ? Jun 30, 2014 21:23

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Red posted:

Nice try, Floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do.

No pawns can't move that way you stupid arm!

# ? Jun 30, 2014 22:35

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

IMJack posted:

Hello, my animal friends. Peace be with you.

Guys, please, would you give me five minutes!?

Google has begun to auto-correct my Simpsons quote searches. This scares me.

Don't worry imjack. If I'm wrong I'll recant on my death bed.

# ? Jun 30, 2014 23:48

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Tokelau All Star posted:

It smells like Otto's jacket!

It smells like the art teacher's office.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:59

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

It smells like the art teacher's office.

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 01:58

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Skeesix posted:

Don't worry imjack. If I'm wrong I'll recant on my death bed.

If I'm wrong, may we all be horribly banned from above, somehow.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:06

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

Aww, you sound like you need to watch Troy McClure's self-help video "Get Confident, Stupid".

# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:11

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

It smells like the art teacher's office.

Daddy's special medicine--which you must never use because it will ruin your life- lets daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience... ever!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:13

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Daddy's special medicine--which you must never use because it will ruin your life- lets daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience... ever!

Ah the guy's hepped up on goofballs!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:22

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Daddy's special medicine--which you must never use because it will ruin your life- lets daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience... ever!

What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:27

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Daddy's special medicine--which you must never use because it will ruin your life- lets daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience... ever!

I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world. :downs:

# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:42

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

I'd say he's coming OUT of the forbidden closet of mystery, heh heh.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 02:57

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'd say he's coming OUT of the forbidden closet of mystery, heh heh.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my Drink-Mix Man flaming.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 03:03

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 03:40

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

Ye've mastered a dead tongue--but can ye handle a live one?

# ? Jul 1, 2014 04:01

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Everything Counts posted:

Ye've mastered a dead tongue--but can ye handle a live one?

# ? Jul 1, 2014 04:04

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Aww, you sound like you need to watch Troy McClure's self-help video "Get Confident, Stupid".

I'm going to Sea World!!!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 04:33

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Mister Kingdom posted:

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my Drink-Mix Man flaming.

I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.

In my haste, I had grabbed a bottle of the kid's cough syrup.

It passed the first test: I didn't go blind.

I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD. :stare:

# ? Jul 1, 2014 04:46

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Mister Kingdom posted:

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my Drink-Mix Man flaming.

You must love this thread as much as I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 04:51

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

# ? Jul 1, 2014 05:10

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.

In my haste, I had grabbed a bottle of the kid's cough syrup.

It passed the first test: I didn't go blind.

I don't know the scientific explanation, but FIRE MADE IT GOOD.

Pleasing taste, some monsterism.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:13

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

You'll go where I go. Defile who I defile. Eat who I eat. Hmmm?

# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:32

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You'll go where I go. Defile who I defile. Eat who I eat. Hmmm?

Hey! This sandwich took a bite out of me!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 12:22

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You'll go where I go. Defile who I defile. Eat who I eat. Hmmm?

Drink-Mix Man, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex - it's also the food preparation.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 14:02

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Red posted:

Drink-Mix Man, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex - it's also the food preparation.

Dear Red,

Sorry you didn't want to join me tonight. I left you hot dogs for dinner.

They're thawing in the sink.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 14:20

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

After The War posted:

Hey! This sandwich took a bite out of me!

In fact, in Rand Mcnally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 14:23

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

TMMadman posted:

Dear Red,

Sorry you didn't want to join me tonight. I left you hot dogs for dinner.

They're thawing in the sink.

Oh, TMMadman, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 14:24

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Red posted:

Oh, TMMadman, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal.

My hat's off to you, Red. You're a true American hero, and you did it with style and dignity, and -- hey, you're not breathing! Don't people usually breathe?

# ? Jul 1, 2014 15:34

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Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

My hat's off to you, Red. You're a true American hero, and you did it with style and dignity, and -- hey, you're not breathing! Don't people usually breathe?

What have I done to deserve such a flat, flavorless ~~Manhattan~~ quote?

# ? Jul 1, 2014 16:59

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