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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sash! posted:

Borg meatballs.

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your meatballs. We will add your spice and sauce distinctiveness to our own. Your recipes will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Snak posted:

I recently tried to watch Enterprise again ( I couldn't, it was too boring ), but I was struck by a scene of T'Pol eating. T'Pol is a Vulcan, Vulcan's are vegetarian, so naturally, her plate consisted entirely of vegetables. Like five sticks of celery, some cucumbers and maybe some broccoli. Yes, that is the type of food that vegetarians eat. Holy poo poo.

Starfleet should at least give the poor Vulcan some hummus.


Sash! posted:

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your meatballs. We will add your spice and sauce distinctiveness to our own. Your recipes will adapt to service us. Resistance is delicious.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
This simile is as lame as a Tarkalean Condor.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0DTXsk2GoM

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Snak posted:

Which is why her plate being half celery is so dumb.

Well maybe T'Pol got tired of sipping cold Plomeek broth and just felt like eating a bunch of celery and stuff that day, why you gotta be so hard on her? :(

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Bitch, even Vulcans need motherfucking fiber in they diets, poo poo. You think T'pol wants to be straining on the can all loving day? Hell no, it's only logical to eat some goddamn celery and have a smooth move, know what I'm saying?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Vulcans control their bowel movements as well as their emotions.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Every seven years they get wicked shits.

tickle monster
Aug 20, 2006
is in your closet
I bought the Next Generation movie collection when it was on sale a few weeks ago, and it just got here yesterday. Obviously, the first thing I watched was Insurrection with the Frakes/Sirtis commentary, and it was outstanding. Next up is First Contact, and I'm wondering which commentary to watch. Is Frakes as good on his own as he is playing off Sirtis? Or should I go for the informative RDM commentary first?

James R
Dec 22, 2006

I hear they're still eating paper. Is that true?

tickle monster posted:

I bought the Next Generation movie collection when it was on sale a few weeks ago, and it just got here yesterday. Obviously, the first thing I watched was Insurrection with the Frakes/Sirtis commentary, and it was outstanding. Next up is First Contact, and I'm wondering which commentary to watch. Is Frakes as good on his own as he is playing off Sirtis? Or should I go for the informative RDM commentary first?

Does Marina Sirtis have an incredibly strange sense of humour, or is she just a bit of a bitch on the rounds of cons etc? Been watching some videos on YouTube and she doesn't half come off.. poorer, than the others.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I think she's just a bit... Londoner.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Jul 1, 2014

James R
Dec 22, 2006

I hear they're still eating paper. Is that true?
I'm watching behind the scenes stuff from TNG and when they talk about the cast having a go at each other and the laughs etc there is this amazing bit where Patrick Stewart, keeping a straight face, says, "I'll kill you Mike (Worf). I'll do it, I'll split you down the middle lad." Hahaha.

At about 6.30 in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWxtE9geqyA

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I remember not getting much out of the RDM/Braga Generations commentary. It was mostly "Rewatching this years later, we don't think we did that bad a job."

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Sash! posted:

Borg meatballs.

Wouldn't meatcubes be more efficient?

Hard Clumping
Mar 19, 2008

Y'ALL BREADY
FOR THIS
I found out last night that the guy who played Morn is Still making youtube videos about what it was like to play Morn. In like, a mall or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGtiSaN7_aw

(if you haven't seen Morn To Be Wild yet, watch this first https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9dolohDbQ )

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Writer Cath posted:

Wouldn't meatcubes be more efficient?

No, because the corners would cook and dry out before the core would. Thus, you would have an inconsistantly cooked meat-a ball-a.

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort
The Borg making their ships cubes instead of spheres doesn't really make all that much sense from a scientific standpoint, right? I mean, sure, you can stack them easier, but spheres have the most efficient ratio of surface area to volume of any shape. You'd think the Borg of all people would be totally into that.

The reason they went with cubes instead of spheres is because cubes do a much better job of giving you an idea of what the Borg are all about just from a glance: they're utterly machine-like drones with no sense of individuality, or any other trait we associate with natural, living creatures. They've alienated themselves from the natural order of the universe.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




If they were worried about surface area they wouldn't be covering the surface with a punch-through of holes and greebles, anyway.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Well Manicured Man posted:

The Borg making their ships cubes instead of spheres doesn't really make all that much sense from a scientific standpoint, right? I mean, sure, you can stack them easier, but spheres have the most efficient ratio of surface area to volume of any shape. You'd think the Borg of all people would be totally into that.

The reason they went with cubes instead of spheres is because cubes do a much better job of giving you an idea of what the Borg are all about just from a glance: they're utterly machine-like drones with no sense of individuality, or any other trait we associate with natural, living creatures. They've alienated themselves from the natural order of the universe.

They have spheres which are smaller and take advantage of that. Cubes just appeal to the queen's love of 90 degree angles.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Writer Cath posted:

Wouldn't meatcubes be more efficient?

Wouldn't that basically be a meatloaf?

Gau
Nov 18, 2003

I don't think you understand, Gau.
brb making borg meatcubes for dinner

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Well, I saw Star Trek into Darkness, finally. I actually think it was better than the first one. Quinto does a better Spock than he did in the first one and the video game action sequences at least leave you with enough time to watch them in and for suspense to build a little before they move on. The principal flaw in both scripts is that alternate Kirk isn't terribly likable (also, not enough for Karl Urban and Simon Pegg, although there's a little more for both of them to do in STID than in ST09). There are definitely things I didn't like it about it (the arming for war because of the space terrorists was annoying in Enterprise and it's annoying here) and it certainly is far from the best Star Trek movie, but to read the post in here, you'd think it was the worst film made since Triumph of the Will.

I sort of wish they'd stop with that continuity now, though. Young Kirk had his arc, such as it was, and now he's ready to be the Captain and go on his five year space mission. The end.

Speaking of, now I have finally seen all the Star Trek. Thanks for getting me through it, thread. During the long Voyager nights where there was no evil Mr. Green computer clown or sociopath Brad Dourif to comfort me.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Sash! posted:

Until 2009, the US didn't fly any enlisted astronauts. I'm pretty sure there haven't actually been any, even after they started allowing enlisted applications. I'm pretty sure no one's astronaut corps draw from enlisted men.

My Google searches are coming up empty. Who as the first enlisted astronaut to fly in space?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


McNally posted:

My Google searches are coming up empty. Who as the first enlisted astronaut to fly in space?

Oh, I'm pretty sure they haven't flown one. My poorly phrased sentence meant to say that before 2009 they didn't even accept applications from enlisted. I can't find them now, but I've seen the insignia the enlisted ratings would have worn in the USAF and USN back in the sixties when we had somewhat more ambitious long term plans.

You know, back when they were like "we'll land on the Moon in 1961, then do a series of salvo launches of 150 Saturn Vs to build and man a Moonbase with a crew of 100 men by 1970."

Apparently they expected to have a budget equal to the GDP of France.

Sash! fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jul 2, 2014

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
But aren't a bunch of astronauts, like, civilian scientists? I guess that makes sense, but to be clear, you're saying that all the US astronauts who are/have piloted spacecraft are USAF officers?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Gau posted:

brb making borg meatcubes for dinner

Post pictures!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Snak posted:

But aren't a bunch of astronauts, like, civilian scientists? I guess that makes sense, but to be clear, you're saying that all the US astronauts who are/have piloted spacecraft are USAF officers?

Or Navy and at least one Army.

From 1960 to 2009, it was easier to be a civilian astronaut mission specialist than an enlisted military anything in space (as in impossible). I'm reasonably sure this holds true across other space programs. For instance, the Israeli that was killed on Columbia was a combat pilot in the IAF that flew in the raid on the Osirak reactor in 1981. There's a British astronaut that retired from the Army in 2009 and the immediately became an ESA astronaut.

Most astronauts, even the scientist ones, are former military anyhow. NASA's current class is an Army Lt. Colonel (MD), Navy Lt. Commander (fighter pilot), Air Force Lt. Colonel (test pilot), civilian (meteorologist), Marine Major (fighter pilot (lady)), Army Major (helo pilot (lady)), and civilian (physiologist).

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
You either have to be a pilot or some kind of scientist. Likely you are a scientist AND a pilot.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Vagabundo posted:

Wouldn't that basically be a meatloaf?

Was Meat Loaf ever on Star Trek? I just had this weird feeling that he was a guest star once.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
There's a friend of my mother's family who flew on Challnger in 1985 for the Spacelab 2 mission. If this entry on Space Facts is any indication, he was on the list to go into space years before he actually flew. Even as a civilian with all the right credentials, getting into space is not easy.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Cojawfee posted:

You either have to be a pilot or some kind of scientist. Likely you are a scientist AND a pilot.

There was a time when you had to be a test pilot and a scientist. That's how Buzz Aldrin got turned down the first time he was interested.

Buzz had two kills in Korea, then got his doctorate in astronautics, THEN got to go to the Moon. Neil Armstrong was just a badass pilot. He was the first US civilian to fly, at all, and even he was an experienced Navy combat pilot. Collins was also an Air Force pilot, but he never flew combat missions and I'm going to choose to believe this is why he wasn't considered awesome enough to land on the Moon.

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.

Cojawfee posted:

You either have to be a pilot or some kind of scientist. Likely you are a scientist AND a pilot.

My name is John Crichton, an astronaut...

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

IASA is clearly not NASA. They have far lower standards, both in qualifications and in mental health.

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

IASA is clearly not NASA. They have far lower standards, both in qualifications and in mental health.

Pretty sure Crichton's mental health only started deteriorating after the Aurora Chair

Chicken Doodle
May 16, 2007

Star Man posted:

There's a friend of my mother's family who flew on Challnger in 1985 for the Spacelab 2 mission. If this entry on Space Facts is any indication, he was on the list to go into space years before he actually flew. Even as a civilian with all the right credentials, getting into space is not easy.

If you want to get a great feel for the whole thing, I can't recommend Chris Hadfield's autobiography enough. It was a great look at the life of someone who wants to be an astronaut.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

For the record the rest of the novels aren't in the Star Trek Online timeline, this was a one-off. STO did use the novel timeline as a starting point for their post-Nemesis events, but they forked it off and went crazy with their bizarre starship porn. For anyone who's played the game, do they even give a justification for why you can still fly an NX-class or un-refit Constitution around?

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Knormal posted:

For the record the rest of the novels aren't in the Star Trek Online timeline, this was a one-off. STO did use the novel timeline as a starting point for their post-Nemesis events, but they forked it off and went crazy with their bizarre starship porn. For anyone who's played the game, do they even give a justification for why you can still fly an NX-class or un-refit Constitution around?

Those are beginner ships that you fly basically at the very start of the game and captain as a lieutenant, and in a match against a real starship explode in a few seconds. The justification is that because of the war taking all the real fighting ships they've had to pull the old poo poo out of retirement for the good ol' patrol missions.

The hilarious thing about that cover is that that's one of the game-launch ship skins which are terrible. After the entire playerbase hated them they utterly abandoned that art style and changed direction and pretty much pretend the old ones don't exist. Like, this is the Sovereign Alt Skin on the cover:



And this is the new game style Sovereign Refit look:

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Jul 2, 2014

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Gau posted:

brb making borg meatcubes for dinner

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Aug 19, 2005

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