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PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

Fame Douglas posted:

No one cares whether you bought a Wii U, or have a general fondness of terrible gaming products. Fact is: The Wii U is an unmitigated flop; apparently Nintendo's executives aren't "smart businessmen".

Obviously, Nintendo's upcoming and half-finished-at-release fitness gimmick will save the company!

[Will Smith:]
Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, gun in this, brotha runnin this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step with flex and get a hole in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin the game, James West tamin the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?

[Dru Hill:]
Not the G.B.'s

[Will Smith:]
Now who you gonna call?

[Dru Hill:]
(G double E G)

[Will Smith:]
If you have a riff with people wanna bust,
Break out before you get bumrushed at the (Wild Wild West)
When I roll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I stroll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I bounce into the (Wild Wild West) Sisqo, Sisqo

[Sisqo:]
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West

[Will Smith:]
Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west
Mad man lost his drat mind in the west
Loveless, givin up a dime, nothin' less
Now I must put his behind to the test (can you feel me)
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle
Bring all your boys in, here come the poison
Behind my back, all the riffin' ya did,
Front and center, now where your lip at kid?
Who dat is? A mean brotha, bad for your health
Lookin drat good though, if I could say it myself
Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that
Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin to hear that
Tryin to bring down me, this champion
When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done
Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is,
I'm the quickest as they is, did I say I'm the slickest they is
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin, don't be startin nothin
Me and my partner gonna test your chest, Loveless
Can't stand the heat then get out the Wild Wild West

[Dru Hill:]
We going straight to (when I roll into the) the Wild Wild West (when I stroll into the)
We going straight to (when I bounce into the) the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West

[Dru Hill:]
[Freestyling]
To any outlaw tryin to draw, thinkin you're bad,
Any draw on West best with a pen and a pad,
Don't even think about it, six gun, weighin a ton,
10 paces and turn, just for fun, son,
Up till sundown, rolling around,
See where the bad guys are to be found and make 'em lay down,
The defenders of the west,
Crushin on pretenders in the west,
Don't mess with us cuz we're in the (Wild Wild West)

[Sisqo:]
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West, come on

(Wild Wild West)
When I roll into the
(Wild Wild West)
When I stroll into the
We going straight to the Wild Wild West (the Wild Wild West)
(Wild, Wild West) whoo, uh
(Wild Wild West) ha ha ha ha
(Wild Wild West) uh Dru, Dru
(Wild Wild West) I done done it again y'all done done it again
(Wild Wild West) ha ha ha ha
(Wild Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill, uh
(Wild Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill ha ha ha ha
(Wild Wild West) the Wild Wild West
(Wild Wild West) uh
(Wild Wild West) one time
(Wild Wild West) uh,
(Wild Wild West) the wild wild west bring in the heat, bring in the heat, what?
(Wild Wild West)
(Wild Wild West) uh can't stop the bumrush
The Wild Wild (the Wild Wild West)

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Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Lame Douglas don't give a gently caress about the wii u despite constantly posting about it

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I have got some steps for you to follow Fame Douglas

they involve shutting the gently caress up and playing some videogames

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

no one cares if people are suddenly buying the WiiU at quadruple the previous rate, we have already decided it is a flop and nothing can save it now!!!

Quadruple the rate = still an enormous flop of a console. The Wii U's situation is just that bad. And there's barely any indication of some kind of huge sales increase, seems unlikely.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Fame Douglas posted:

Quadruple the rate = still an enormous flop of a console. The Wii U's situation is just that bad. And there's barely any indication of some kind of huge sales increase, seems unlikely.

more yawns from the virgin

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
if i pay for someone to touch your weiner will you stop posting about videogames and how consoles are bad so much

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
is a handjob a reasonable enough product for the fame douglass

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

Fame Douglas posted:

Quadruple the rate = still an enormous flop of a console. The Wii U's situation is just that bad. And there's barely any indication of some kind of huge sales increase, seems unlikely.
i cant believe theres adult console warriors in 2014

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

i don't care if you like the wii u or have fun with it it's poo poo YOU HEAR ME THE SALES ARE poo poo NINTENDO MUST BURN

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

please kill yourself if your main hobby is gaming you loving nerds

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
fame douglas i will strap you to a chair and force you to play pikmin 3 and mario kart 8 clockwork-orange-style

until you understand

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Prefuse posted:

please kill yourself if your main hobby is gaming you loving nerds

what if your main hobby is posting about gaming, and how consoles are bad

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Its not his main hobby is playing WoW and not having sex with his alleged girlfriend

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Prefuse posted:

i cant believe theres adult console warriors in 2014

Being so invested in a console as to not be able to process market realities seems quite childish.

Bread Set Jettison posted:

Its not his main hobby is playing WoW

WoW is pretty cool

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Fame Douglas posted:

Being so invested in a console as to not be able to process market realities seems quite childish.

dont sign your posts

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

Yaoi Mandel posted:

what if your main hobby is posting about gaming, and how consoles are bad
i refuse to believe people like this exist. im sure even the retards in the xbox one mockthread value having fun with games more than having a weirdo obsession with a piece of plastic


Fame Douglas posted:

Being so invested in a console as to not be able to process market realities seems quite childish.
who the gently caress gives a poo poo about video game sales you loving nerd? how boring is your loving life

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Prefuse posted:

who the gently caress gives a poo poo about video game sales you loving nerd? how boring is your loving life

i'll field this one. he signed up for the $10 forums specifically to talk about how consoles are bad.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
pack it in folks it's not selling well

obviously the whim of the general public always denotes quality lol

Kobold Sex Tape
Feb 17, 2011

i like to play video games and have fun online

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Monkey Fracas posted:

pack it in folks it's not selling well

obviously the whim of the general public always denotes quality lol

In this specific case: Yes.

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

whats important about a video game/video game console is if you can have fun with it. why should i ever care about how much it sells? i don't give a poo poo about nintendo's finances

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
It is an incompetent dumb console and Nintendo does not understand what the internet is

still the only nextgen console worth owning as it has worthwhile exclusives, though


y'know, fun games

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
someone please ban fame douglass in hopes that he won't reregister because the the forums are an unreasonable product with little return on investment

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5qqA54K-jE

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Prefuse posted:

whats important about a video game/video game console is if you can have fun with it. why should i ever care about how much it sells? i don't give a poo poo about nintendo's finances

This is mostly true but if I like nintendos stuff, which I do, I'd like them to do well so they continue making things I like

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Jackie D posted:

This is mostly true but if I like nintendos stuff, which I do, I'd like them to do well so they continue making things I like

fame douglass doesn't actually want the wiiu to succeed though

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

he enjoyed the dmc reboot

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
i would like noted forums user Fame Douglass to present hard market statistics proving the Wii U will never be fun or successful.

i want graphs, pie charts, the works. get on it

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Nonsense posted:

he enjoyed the dmc reboot

damnation of all damnations

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Nonsense posted:

he enjoyed the dmc reboot

based on a quick search, it seems like a lot of people did

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc

this is your future, fame douglass.

Toad King
Apr 23, 2008

Yeah, I'm the best

Excels posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc

this is your future, fame douglass.

a buddy tried to install that mod but you can only get spanish voices on european versions of the game so it just wasn't the same

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Nonsense posted:

he enjoyed the dmc reboot

Bahahahahahahaha

Diamond Joe Biden
Dec 29, 2009

by Cowcaster

Yaoi Mandel posted:

i'll field this one. he signed up for the $10 forums specifically to talk about how consoles are bad.

he bought an avatar and plat so he actually spent more than that lmao

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Yaoi Mandel posted:

i'll field this one. he signed up for the $10 forums specifically to talk about how consoles are bad.

I wanted to say that. :(

Seriously, if you spend money so that you can join in on a circle jerk about how the thing you don't like is bad, then make boring garbage posts about said thing, you should think about reevaluating your life choices and what is important to you.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
no one who had sex would loving talk about video game console sales numbers unironically

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
fame dougals is a loving virgin bitch nigga

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i wanna slice you across the stomach with the raptor claw dr. grant carries around to scare children

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Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
what was the original goal of this thread ive already forgotten.

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