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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

WastedJoker posted:

Rofl Harris?

Yes. It's a 'Rolfaroo'

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

WastedJoker posted:

Rofl Harris?

Yep. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-28102238

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

MizPiz posted:

Did you mean those egg bar things, because I found that.


Ah yes, that's it. I remembered it as some gross factory food production and assumed it was hot dogs. Thanks.

Mouse Dresser has a new favorite as of 15:59 on Jul 1, 2014

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Lady's and gentlemen, we have achieved pizza humor perfection. Close it up!

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012



Haha, Kyary owns.

May Contain Nuts
Sep 12, 2007

but still delicious

Eruonen posted:

Haha, Kyary owns.
lots of shoes because making friends is hard.

edit: Also because she is a woman and shoes. Amiright guys?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

KozmoNaut posted:

I think maybe this could stand on its own legs in a separate thread. Anyone up for it? :effort:

It definitely could stand on its own legs.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

May Contain Nuts posted:

lots of shoes because making friends is hard.

edit: Also because she is a woman and shoes. Amiright guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

Kyary is definitely a thing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Yvonmukluk posted:

Don't forget the ceremonial cheese rolling to determine who goes first.

Wow, I didn't know Spain had a calvinball team!

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



fisting by many has a new favorite as of 06:15 on Jul 2, 2014

Falcon2001
Oct 10, 2004

Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
Pillbug

Outing myself a bit, but this was a huge thing on reddit the other month. All sorts of walrus=wordbank things.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
I get the impression this is a crudely explained diagram about Buddhist reincarnation cycles, just with extra shock tactics to cope with easily accessible sins. The general idea is your soul is supposed to pass through several reincarnations and if you've been a good person, then off to enlightenment you go.

Should you misbehave during your lifetime, then your soul could end up sitting in the penalty box as a dog or worse as the diagram suggests.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




WebDog posted:

I get the impression this is a crudely explained diagram about Buddhist reincarnation cycles, just with extra shock tactics to cope with easily accessible sins. The general idea is your soul is supposed to pass through several reincarnations and if you've been a good person, then off to enlightenment you go.

Should you misbehave during your lifetime, then your soul could end up sitting in the penalty box as a dog or worse as the diagram suggests.

And if you're still too horny as a rat you become a cockroach. Slutty cockroach? Your soul dissolves.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Hey it's all good as long as you eat vegetarian and get your eight hours. I like my steak as much as the next person but when it comes down to it...

Hit or miss Clitoris
Apr 19, 2003
I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

Angela Christine posted:

And if you're still too horny as a rat you become a cockroach. Slutty cockroach? Your soul dissolves.

I know it can't, but please tell me this is what happens at the other end of nirvana.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Hit or miss Clitoris posted:

I know it can't, but please tell me this is what happens at the other end of nirvana.

Bodhirattva vow.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

spog posted:

Yes. It's a 'Rolfaroo'



Are you loving kidding me?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

WastedJoker posted:

Are you loving kidding me?

About a story that's been in the news for months now? What's to joke about? Rolf Harris is an enormous sexual predator and pedophile.

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

Angela Christine posted:

And if you're still too horny as a rat you become a cockroach. Slutty cockroach? Your soul dissolves.

Or come back as a Entertain Dog (Homo Dog) or Michael Jackson.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.




Hogge Wild posted:

It definitely could stand on its own legs.

???

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012



she's awesome

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

What a bonehead.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle




:ohdear:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I can only assume the sex line means that you woke up to find you were indeed having sex.

"drat you satan, sending harlots to rock my body! Where did I put that flyer about warfare prayer?"

Crocuta
Nov 6, 2004
wakkawa

"Destroy every yolk"? I guess God Hates Eggs.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I can understand the symbolism behind snakes or sex (which I assume means a wet dream which means you were thinking filthy thoughts because sex is evil), but food? Drink? Must be demons.

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

WastedJoker posted:

You're not wrong.

assuming he lives in Thailand of course

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I can understand the symbolism behind snakes or sex (which I assume means a wet dream which means you were thinking filthy thoughts because sex is evil), but food? Drink? Must be demons.

My grandmother came from a tiny village in the middle of northern Mexico and she always told me that eating or drinking in your dreams was a risk. Apparently evil witches could poison your food and drink while you dreamt.

Here are funny picture.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Crocuta posted:

"Destroy every yolk"? I guess God Hates Eggs.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



That's a yoke.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

Tiggum posted:

That's a yoke.

That's a joke.

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

Atmus posted:

That's a jolk.

Fixed.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

It wasn't brolk.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.
"Christian scholors."

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Eat mor chikin

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