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Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Gavok posted:

In reality, Fandango only kind of likes triangles.

Also: Only some people are talking about his tight vest, his tight vest.

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Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006



Its not funny anymore, JTG. Just go to Target and ask for a "Mr Douglas".

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


njsykora posted:

It was estimated Cena got roughly $15m from Wrestlemanias 28+29 alone, so considering his downside and merch sales and endorsements and PPV cut the dude is making at least $8m a year.

Don't forget about that Gillette endorsement.

EDIT: whoops double post.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012


I love you JTG why weren't you this entertaining in WWE?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

NienNunb posted:

I love you JTG why weren't you this entertaining in WWE?

He was he was just never around.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

He was he was just never around.
Or just trying to avoid being noticed, otherwise he'd have been fired sooner.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
He traveled with the ring. Just rolled up inside the mat.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Who's that in the rafters?

By god, it's JTG!

He's!

He's just gonna stay up there, ain't he.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Tornhelm
Jul 26, 2008

As if they're going to dump her a month before the Australian tour when they just sent her down here to do promotion for it.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Tornhelm posted:

As if they're going to dump her a month before the Australian tour when they just sent her down here to do promotion for it.
Well, for a few hours it seemed like they did.

Tornhelm
Jul 26, 2008

And if it happened in two months time they might have. But canning the only Australian talent right before touring Australia is pretty damned stupid.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Angular Landbury posted:

Also: Only some people are talking about his tight vest, his tight vest.

Mr McMahon declared it the tightest vest in all the land!

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Vest in the world.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

oldpainless posted:

Mr McMahon declared it the tightest vest in all the land!

Really?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


That's a waistcoat.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Too bad Maddox died in a cave in South America.

RIP Bradley "Mad Ox" Maddox

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004

Tornhelm posted:

As if they're going to dump her a month before the Australian tour when they just sent her down here to do promotion for it.

According to some Australia wrestlers I know on FB, she's off the tour and suspended until further notice. I haven't seen that reported anywhere else, but I could see it happening. Would really suck for her not to be on that tour though.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Corzaa posted:

Don't forget about that Gillette endorsement.

EDIT: whoops double post.

Then there's however much cereal money he's getting from being on the Fruity Pebbles box. My eyes are drawn to this every time I walk down the cereal aisle, so I can't imagine how much a kid's eye would be drawn to it.

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Oct 30, 2009

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John Cena being on a box of Fruity Pebbles only serves to remind me of how little I've accomplished in life.

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

Tyson Tomko posted:

Then there's however much cereal money he's getting from being on the Fruity Pebbles box. My eyes are drawn to this every time I walk down the cereal aisle, so I can't imagine how much a kid's eye would be drawn to it.


I was at the grocery store recently and heard a kid say to her mom "Look mom, it's John Cena! From World Wrestling...whatever it is."

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

https://twitter.com/BrookeTess/status/484736363074297856

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




I'll have you know that that man paid an entire $20 for that quality tattoo.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


http://youtu.be/fslVUNDCJIU

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

His Aunt STEPHANIE? :tinfoil:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Be careful Ted, the MC was Slick (The Doctor of Style). Remember the One Man Gang!

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

DaveMeltzerWON posted:

I saw a plastic mannequin walking around the cage with an rear end like Brittany Palmer. Oh, my mistake.

:cmon:

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006


I'm pretty sure Dave is drunk tweeting

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

The card must suck so far. He's tweeting like he's watching Nitro in '99.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Fauxhawk Express posted:

The card must suck so far. He's tweeting like he's watching Nitro in '99.

The last time he was like this it was actually during an excellent NJPW show.

wagnike2
May 31, 2007

Lucha LaBOOM
Maybe he just enjoys his drinking.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006



hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

The Brittney comment was pretty uncalled for, but pissy Dave is always fun.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I loving love Dave Meltzer.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Landin is a way worse name, so I'm with Punk on this one.

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