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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Personally I like all dicks, even my own. They're like art; surely some may be better than others, but at the end of the day, they are all an expression of human feeling.

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Rudager
Apr 29, 2008

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

Yeah how dare they oppose a barbaric habit of cutting up your kid's dick

uh, you know there are real medical conditions that require circumcision's to fix them right?

My cousin got an infection that required one back when we were both around 16/17, and I cannot express enough how glad I was to be in a position where I would never have that happen. He described the experience of getting an infection around there as being like getting punched in the dick ever 5 seconds.

Rudager has a new favorite as of 11:28 on Jul 3, 2014

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
As an uncut dude I've never even seen smeg, and my hygiene is average at best. Cleanliness is not really a problem unless you're some ur-goon or otherwise incapable of showering regularly.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

Rudager posted:

uh, you know there are real medical conditions that require circumcision's to fix them right?

My cousin got an infection that required one back when we were both around 16/17, and I cannot express enough how glad I was to be in a position where I would never have that happen. He described the experience of getting an infection around there as being like getting punched in the dick ever 5 seconds.

There's a difference between circumcision for medical reasons, which is practice in every civilized country, and circumcision for aesthetic reasons, which is what happens only in the US of A.

And we should now drop the discussion because arguing about child mutilation on SA makes us the idiots on social media.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Deltasquid posted:

There's a difference between circumcision for medical reasons, which is practice in every civilized country, and circumcision for aesthetic reasons, which is what happens only in the US of A.

And we should now drop the discussion because arguing about child mutilation on SA makes us the idiots on social media.

America, noted pioneer of circumcision.

Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Aryan Jesus posted:

America, noted pioneer of circumcision.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwLWNXFH2rg

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Guys, there are like three circumcision threads in GBS at any moment. Please keep the dick arguments there.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice


Not weird or odd, but unique snowflakes like everyone else

~SHARE IF U AGREE~

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:



Not weird or odd, but unique snowflakes like everyone else

~SHARE IF U AGREE~

No. It says "made in a unique way". So repost it to honor all those paper mache children out there.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:



Not weird or odd, but unique snowflakes like everyone else

~SHARE IF U AGREE~

I don't think this really belongs even as a hollow platitude. At worst it's a hamfisted message with a sentiment that does need to become more prevalent.

Now, if this was posted by someone who was trying to make a statement about being an introvert or something, then it would be a different story.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

As somebody who was a kid with special needs, gently caress that bullshit, how 'bout just treating us like people. Acknowledge that there are some things we can't do, sure, but all that post is doing is puffing up the person who posted it for having a "strong enough heart" to recognize that disabled people are people too.

It's "look at me, look how progressive I am".

HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Bertrand Hustle posted:

It's "look at me, look how progressive I am".

Which is pretty much every post on social media.

No one wants "awareness" - because everyone (with two brain cells to rub together) knows that doesn't DO poo poo. Instead what they want is "look - this person CARES. Clearly they are a QUALITY HUMAN BEING!"

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

HaB posted:

Which is pretty much every post on social media.

No one wants "awareness" - because everyone (with two brain cells to rub together) knows that doesn't DO poo poo. Instead what they want is "look - this person CARES. Clearly they are a QUALITY HUMAN BEING!"

It has the added benefit of being able to hide behind a veneer of superiority whenever someone calls you out on it. Clearly they're bigoted.

Kraps
Sep 9, 2011

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
I agree about these images, but I feel like it peaked with "like if you support indigenous people!" several dozen pages back.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
In Maria Sharapova's post-match press conference yesterday; she said that she didn't know who Sachin Tendulkar was. Tendulkar is a cricket player who broke a bunch of batting records and is seen as a job by lots of Indians. Her latest Facebook status has 15,000 comments after 19 hours, most of which are like this:

TravBot
Oct 10, 2004

If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

That has to be a joke.

RyuujinBlueZ
Oct 9, 2007

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

canyoneer posted:

That has to be a joke.

I laughed, so that means it is, right?

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

MaeveyTresh posted:



Diabetes is my favourite benefit of fasting
This is the worst Venn diagram I've ever seen.

SystemLogoff
Feb 19, 2011

End Session?

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

This is the worst Venn diagram I've ever seen.

I did not associate that image with a Venn diagram. Now my brain is trying and failing to read it as one. It hurts.

Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

"Capable of murder" should be on everyone's perfect lover checklist.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

"Capable of murder" should be on everyone's perfect lover checklist.

I can kill a man with my bare hands. I don't need a gun, checkmate Facebook chainmail message :smug:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ladies - if YOU don't know how to fire a weapon, then you're the perfect woman I guess.

Why do boys only get to play with guns? Not fair!

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Unfunny Poster posted:

I can kill a man with my bare hands. I don't need a gun, checkmate Facebook chainmail message :smug:

My hands are registered lethal weapons :smug:

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I own the complete Lethal Weapon franchise on DVD :smug:

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
I've fired a weapon with adequacy in the past but don't much care for them. Where does that leave me, exactly?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I've fired a weapon with adequacy in the past but don't much care for them. Where does that leave me, exactly?

Straight but curious?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Hey women, if a man can't do thing, then he's just as bad as a woman.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

All you do is point and click, so it'd be more accurate to say if your man doesn't know how to fire a weapon you have a retard. How about if your man doesn't have a black belt in at least one martial arts discipline, THEN he's a girly man incapable of satisfying the sexual needs of females. Or hell lets come up with some really arbitrary measure of butchness. If he can't climb a branchless tree and hack it to pieces on the way down like those dudes on the espn2 lumberjack competitions then he probably prefers the company of younger boys.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FrozenVent posted:

My hands are registered lethal weapons :smug:

I was denied my lethal weapon permit so now I'm technically not allowed to use my hands :smith:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Unfunny Poster posted:

I was denied my lethal weapon permit so now I'm technically not allowed to use my hands :smith:

Sorry about your sex life.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

He's holding that gun wrong anyway. Hope you like jams and misfires.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Those remind of a friend on instagram who has resorted to only ever posting poo poo about lifting weights and being a sex fiend (these are shoved on top of her being a proud single mom of 2).







burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
E: wrong thread.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I'm more manly than you because I can lift heavy things! Arrrrgghhhh!

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Sorry if this was already posted but I've been away from the Internet for a few days and came across this today:

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011
Who the hell *can't* fire a gun, they're not rocket science.

My first use of a real gun was a No 4 rifle when I was like 10 or 12, I managed 8 out of 10 on the target.

I mean, really, 'aim, breathe in, hold breath, squeeze trigger' it's not hard ffs. If a kid can do it, you can.

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Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It
Amazing, I have to see the responses

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