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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
I was linked a SMBC comic and read it to the end even though it wasn't funny. For shits I hit the random page button and was reminded how SMBC used to be a funny single-panel comic with actual jokes. :smith:

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
My glasses broke today :smith:

Now I'm gonna have to go get my eyes examined, get a new prescription, and then wait like 3 weeks for my new glasses to come in. The only pair I have until then are sunglasses.

I'ma look like a douchebag but I don't have a choice.:(

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

My glasses broke today :smith:

Now I'm gonna have to go get my eyes examined, get a new prescription, and then wait like 3 weeks for my new glasses to come in. The only pair I have until then are sunglasses.

I'ma look like a douchebag but I don't have a choice.:(

I think you can order glasses and contacts from Canadian (and maybe european) websites without an up to date prescription. If you know what your most recent prescription was, you just enter that, they don't check it or anything. You'll still have to wait a couple weeks for delivery, but you won't have to go to the doc.

I've used zennioptical.com before where I got glasses for $25. They've lasted me 3 years at this point.
YMMV

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Buggiezor posted:

I think you can order glasses and contacts from Canadian (and maybe european) websites without an up to date prescription. If you know what your most recent prescription was, you just enter that, they don't check it or anything. You'll still have to wait a couple weeks for delivery, but you won't have to go to the doc.

I've used zennioptical.com before where I got glasses for $25. They've lasted me 3 years at this point.
YMMV

I think that's where I got a pair from a few years ago.

Last eye check was back in 2010 so I need to go get my eyes examined anyway. I'm planning on going with some website like zenni or optical4less or something. Wal mart never has frames that really fit my giant head.

Man, I just hate eye exams and waiting for poo poo, but I hate paying 600$ for glasses in the same day WAY more.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

cobalt impurity posted:

This is the very reason humanity invented ways to remotely control air conditioner systems. Look into it and be free, friend.

That doesn't work when you live in a 100 year old building that can't be upgraded! And thank Jesus your building isn't "historical" so you can't even install an AC at all

If I lived in the 3rd world I would have 40 ACs and 40000 wires everywhere, but at least I would be comfy.

But at least my building is pretty :swoon:

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

My stepmother will not stop scrubbing literally everything in my parents' house and it makes me look bad.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I saw an ad for a pressure washer for cheap last night and decided I'd buy it today, but it's sold out now :(

On the bright side, I did order some new frames from where I got my glasses last time, and I ordered 2 new pair of glasses from 2 diff websites, so I'll know which one does good work and can then be used for me to purchase sunglasses and other crap I don't need.

Still though, I was gonna get to play with a pressure washer. That was gonna be cool :(

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Pressure washers are defo pretty fun, even for more mundane stuff like wood stripping.

FWP: I get to work from home remotely today to wait for an electrical inspector, but I can't drive to get lunch until he shows up...urrrrrrrgh.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Jerry Cotton posted:

That doesn't happen in first world countries though :smugbert:

The top news story in my country tonight is that an advertised five night run of Garth Brooks concerts with tickets sold for all nights did not get permission from the local council so only three will be allowed to take place.

So-called "Ham hocks" are stampeding across local media.

Invisble Manuel
Nov 4, 2009
My new work laptop will support 3 displays, but I only have enough room on my desk for 2.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I got home from the store and realized I'd been accidentally overcharged by about £1.50 :saddowns:

Also CK2 updated recently and it seems to have turned Game of Thrones into a crashfest.

duralict
Sep 18, 2007

this isn't hug club at all
My Internet provider is loving up a hub somewhere and our internet is down. I tethered my phone and used up my entire 6gb data allotment watching three quarters of an episode on HBO Go. It was the first day of the usage cycle too so now I have no data until August.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
I got paid a lot of money for the overtime I did at work, but that overtime caused me to miss the only screening of a movie I wanted to watch. There's always DVD/BR, yeah, but I wanted to see it on the big screen :(

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.
I still have a week and a half till I start my new job and I am so bored sitting at home all day, and since I don't have an income till I start my new job I don't want to spend money to do stuff to make me un-bored.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I can't decide if I want to go out for dinner tonight or stay in and eat. Even if I do go out, I can't decide where.


A bloo, Bloo, Bloo.

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.

Aquatic Giraffe posted:

I still have a week and a half till I start my new job and I am so bored sitting at home all day, and since I don't have an income till I start my new job I don't want to spend money to do stuff to make me un-bored.

I'm in the same position. I got hired at 2 places but won't start at either one for at least another week. And I need that money or I won't be able to pay my rent Aug 1st
:(
It's very stressful.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I own too many books and my well - paying job let's me buy more but I have precious little time to read them before my three day weekends.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
My family wants me to spend the 4th of July with them, but I know I'll have way more fun if I go to my friend's house.

Also my boss's wife, the so-called hospital manager for the vet clinic I work at, is insane. She called to ask me what was going on because both lines were busy for ten minutes and when I asked to call her back because I had people on hold and a full lobby, she flat-out refused, then bitched about my co-workers and why weren't they helping? Obviously we're busy, ok, I can't spend ten minutes on the phone explaining that my co-workers are doing their jobs but are overwhelmed because you would rather not hire an appropriate amount of staff. No, I don't know where Lindsey is at this moment, I've been glued to the phone. And when I call for her on my pager to appease you, she's helping a Doctor, doing her goddamn job that you don't think she does.

Why the gently caress my employers think a constant skeleton staff is a good idea, I will never understand. Christ, we have to sneak around to help each other do tasks safely, like restrain an animal for a nail trim so our other co-worker won't be dodging teeth. And it's policy to not have owners restrain, but every goddamn tech appointment I get, I have to have the owner hold because I have no right to ask for assistance.

If my co-workers weren't so loving awesome, I would've quit long ago.

Also this is the only job ever where I'm required to write down my times for each task on a loving flow-chart to "prove" I'm doing my job and where I am at any given moment of the day. Wtf kind of poo poo is that.

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Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
I drove about 30 mins each way to go to class today, only to find no one was there. There were no signs on the door or notifications online, or even phone calls about class being cancelled. There was just no one there. Apparently everyone got the memo except me.

This is the second time this has happened this week.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

My boss's boss hates Excel and wants all everything delivered to him in MSWord table form instead. Dude is an engineer, what the hell.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Grraarrgghh posted:

Pressure washers are defo pretty fun, even for more mundane stuff like wood stripping.

FWP: I get to work from home remotely today to wait for an electrical inspector, but I can't drive to get lunch until he shows up...urrrrrrrgh.

We had a snow day in February, but I had to work because I was a remote employee.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
It takes forever to find good porn because 90% of videos are anal, blow job or some weird fetish.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Irish Joe posted:

It takes forever to find good porn because 90% of videos are... some weird fetish.

The hell is the problem here?

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
I just want to see a pretty lady getting hosed in the right hole. Is that too much to ask?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Irish Joe posted:

I just want to see a pretty lady getting hosed in the right hole. Is that too much to ask?

When diversity backfires.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

If I get overheated, my legs and torso break out in heat hives. It's only going to get hotter outside.

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.

I burned my mouth on some delicious pizza.

ZoDiAC_
Jun 23, 2003

My high end tablet and my high end phone don't use the same charger which means I could potentially be left without a link to the other people I know who own tablets and phones or are offering me work or are work (all assuming I'm on holiday not in the Western world and have no way of charging my devices or they've been seized accidentally by customs, they're insured by my VISA so I'm not bothered about the cash, but it's the sheer fuss. Even then I know enough Cantonese to get by and I'm in good health, smart, not a terrorist, no criminal record, but why take chances?).

My new second, black, PS4 controller has a relatively deep, ugly scratch that doesn't affect its functionality that my OCD beautiful nerd girlfriend noticed, which may be the final straw, although she's chill so you never know.

I'm too full for seconds and besides my mild IBS might act up although I'm not doing anything tomorrow and I'm a doctor on call and in fantastic shape and young white and rich but that doesn't guarantee anything these days.

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Outer Science
Dec 21, 2008

Daisangen
I'm about to start a well-paying job that will let me spend money on basically whatever luxuries I would actually want but I'm preemptively experiencing impostor syndrome.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I don't know why, but I keep going back to a crappy tublr about bad webcomics through the eyes of a MRAer. Please send help.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I'm planning to bike to local places instead of driving, so I bought some bike locks to secure my bike. I haven't even gone out yet, but just reading about how to lock up a bike is scaring the poo poo out of me and/or convincing me that if I don't lock up perfectly it'll be stolen in seconds.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I live on the beach, which is nice, except today obviously everyone is setting off fireworks, and it's loud and smelly, and the whole area is a big haze of smelly fireworks smoke. So I have to keep my windows closed and can't enjoy the nice beach air :(

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Mizufusion posted:

The charger for my laptop died not too long ago, and now I think the replacement is starting to die too. I just bought a bunch of games on Steam, too, and now I might now get to play them as much until I get a new charger. :saddowns:

Also sometimes SimCity4 will just close, without any warning or error messages. It only does this when I forget to save for a while.

It's an issue with multicore systems, but hey the internet has you covered! Along with a few other tweaks:
http://pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Sim_City_4#Crashes_on_multi-core_systems

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I'm hungry for cheese but I ate all of the cheese that I had a few hours ago.

FROOOOOOOOG
Jan 28, 2009
Humble hasn't had anything good on. I know this would be an excellent time to play games I got in the Steam sales but I like shopping, damnit :(

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



I bought a storage container for a specific item, and the container is a goddamn millimeter too narrow to fit.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

MisterBibs posted:

I'm planning to bike to local places instead of driving, so I bought some bike locks to secure my bike. I haven't even gone out yet, but just reading about how to lock up a bike is scaring the poo poo out of me and/or convincing me that if I don't lock up perfectly it'll be stolen in seconds.

I want to start biking more, but depending on which route I take I live 13-14 miles from my work, and I start at 5 am so I don't really want to bike that far at 3:30 in the morning.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
I'm meeting up with a couple of friends to watch a movie on Tuesday. They've already seen 22 Jump Street so we settled on Tammy and something tells me that it isn't very good.

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
I got a French Dip from the local diner but it ended up looking/tasting like a black woman's vagina. :barf: Couldn't finish it so I just ordered pizza later that evening.

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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Garp Truther posted:

I got a French Dip from the local diner but it ended up looking/tasting like a black woman's vagina.

This is supposed to be a problem with it?

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