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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Gigi Galli posted:

It was, he's a giant baby and will be absolutely fine by Tuesday. Actually he's probably fine right now and doing a dance in the locker room.

He was on the pitch to hug Rodriguez.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Honj Steak posted:

lol new world cup foul record at 52
41 fouls before there was a card shown.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

OrangeKing posted:

Pretty sweet animal that celebrated the PK with James



Jiminy!

Bobo the Red
Aug 14, 2004
Lay off the marmot

treizebee posted:

What role does Fred serve for Brazil?

He made a few clears on defense, might guess? Honestly, he's still in because Scolari won't admit he's made a terrible team mistake

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Crazy Ted posted:

Now imagine the poo poo you'd see if the World Cup was ever held in Australia.

Imagine a giant spider eating Neymar

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Bobo the Red posted:

He made a few clears on defense, might guess? Honestly, he's still in because Scolari won't admit he's made a terrible team mistake
Every country sends a player to the World Cup that nobody can figure out why he's on the team.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

stickyfngrdboy posted:

yes it will have hurt but not as much as he pretended it hurt

Oh no doubt, but its not inconceivable that he might actually have felt that one pretty hard unlike 99% of other injury's you see.

Psykmoe
Oct 28, 2008

stickyfngrdboy posted:

this is an accurate thing to say, but it's not the reason colombia didn't win

I don't think he meant it as an excuse, he just seemed mad that well, it will lead to more rough play instead of fancy play. Beside, it hurt a Brazilian the worst this game :v:

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Troy Queef posted:

This just confirms that FIFA has mandated a Brazil-Argentina final

Nah, the kiddie gloves usually come off in the semis. It's going to be down to the better teams.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Judakel posted:

He was on the pitch to hug Rodriguez.

loving lol

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i don't think there's any decent striker to replace him with.


Is FM superstar Vagner Love still playing?

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
That loving bug on The Ham :stare:

jesus lads i'm going to miss this loving World Cup

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Kurtofan posted:

Imagine a giant spider eating Neymar

I like this

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Kurtofan posted:

Imagine a giant spider eating Neymar
A Hunstman spider snares all of the balls for the World Cup final in a web somewhere in the nether regions of the renovated Melbourne Cricket Ground.

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

Judakel posted:

He was on the pitch to hug Rodriguez.

We're still talking about the mantis (or whatever it was), right?

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

FiftySeven posted:

Oh no doubt, but its not inconceivable that he might actually have felt that one pretty hard unlike 99% of other injury's you see.

it will have been as painful as a stubbed toe. idk about you leeds but when i stub my toe i roll around in agony for minutes at a time until someone soothes me

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

Honj Steak posted:

lol new world cup foul record at 52

I imagine the Copa America and Libertadores has a considerably higher record.

Fooly Cooly 25
Jan 18, 2005

Todo lo tuyo ahora es MIO
I'm crushed but very proud of Colombia. They really helped help the country's spirits.

A shame that the game will be remembered by a horrible ref job tho. How was Julio Cesar's foul on Bacca not a red?

Also: James > Neymar serves as some consolation.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

OrangeKing posted:

We're still talking about the mantis (or whatever it was), right?

We're talking about a skinny motherfucker with scraggly legs.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

stickyfngrdboy posted:

it will have been as painful as a stubbed toe. idk about you leeds but when i stub my toe i roll around in agony for minutes at a time until someone soothes me

i just shout gently caress a lot op

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
Really? I put my hands on my face and lie face down.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon


Listen to your conscience James

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


stickyfngrdboy posted:

it will have been as painful as a stubbed toe. idk about you leeds but when i stub my toe i roll around in agony for minutes at a time until someone soothes me

I pass out and wet myself OP

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Neymar to hospital!

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Kurtofan posted:



Listen to your conscience James

lol

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.
I dunno I'm hearing Neymar was taken to the hospital and it doesn't look good, according to ESPN.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Kurtofan posted:



Listen to your conscience James

please tell me there are more lol

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Neymar has passed away

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kurtofan posted:



Listen to your conscience James

is there a gif of this? lol

Bland
Aug 31, 2008


Winner Of The TRP I dont actually remember the contest im pretty high right now here's your venkys tag


Kurtofan posted:



Listen to your conscience James

Dual Monarchy
Feb 20, 2013

Fat Lowtax posted:

Neymar has passed away

great

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Fat Lowtax posted:

Neymar has passed away

Good.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Neymar stepped on a crack and broke his back.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
Neymar is dead he died in a single passenger collision with football. Tragically, football is also dead.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
James Rodriguez was the player of the World Cup for me so far. I am sure that he, unlike pussy bitch puto Neymar, could make it on a cold night in Stoke.

Some real team sign him up and save him from Monaco.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



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mikeraskol posted:

I dunno I'm hearing Neymar was taken to the hospital and it doesn't look good, according to ESPN.

Sounds like he's taking the whole thing a bit far tbh.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Kurtofan posted:



Listen to your conscience James

hahaha drat thats a big bug

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kurtofan posted:



Listen to your conscience James

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
word on twitter is Neymar is paralyzed and his dick & balls fell off #pray4neymar

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mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Fat Lowtax posted:

Neymar has passed away

This is the best 4th of July ever.

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