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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Mans posted:

meanwhile messi:



Messi: doesn't like sweaty men hugging him

CR: really likes sweaty men hugging him

hmmmm

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Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

El Hefe posted:

Messi: doesn't like sweaty men hugging him

CR: really likes sweaty men hugging him

hmmmm

sweaty men are the best men

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


El Hefe posted:

Messi: doesn't like sweaty men hugging him

CR: really likes sweaty men hugging him

hmmmm

Really makes you think

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



That free kick by Luiz still has me shaking my head.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Mans posted:

meanwhile messi:



I don't like human touch

:spergin:

sircozzie
Jul 8, 2011

Release the Meerkat
i'm gonna miss the ham lads

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Messi has to be in the aspergers-spectrum, it just fits with the narrative.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Mr. Mambold posted:

That free kick by Luiz still has me shaking my head.

How the gently caress do you kick a ball so hard with the inside of your foot? first time I've seen a freekick kicked like that.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Healbot posted:

Messi has to be in the aspergers-spectrum, it just fits with the narrative.

according to top lad Romario he actually is

e; holy gently caress the Marca article "Messi has the same gift as Einstein"

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Messi's autistic or Neymar's dead pick one

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

thelazyblank posted:

Yeah, I was going for "young star shaken up, lost his head a few times like the rest of his team", not "omg they fouled him but it wasn't called, no fair". It's a strategy to play physical against technical players, and Brazil did that. It was ugly, but it seemed to be effective.

That's fine when it's a balanced risk/reward situation where a defender can't stick the boot in 20 times

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



El Hefe posted:

How the gently caress do you kick a ball so hard with the inside of your foot? first time I've seen a freekick kicked like that.

Same op. I mean a penalty is one thing, but that was almost 3 times as far.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009



left: Neymar current girlfriend when she was a kid
right: little girl kissing him before the game

brazilian cloning looking good

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Total Meatlove posted:

That's fine when it's a balanced risk/reward situation where a defender can't stick the boot in 20 times

Yeah it seems disingenuous to say "Colombia weren't good enough anyway" when Brazil were allowed to kick the player that makes them good enough out of the game.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

peanut- posted:

Yeah it seems disingenuous to say "Colombia weren't good enough anyway" when Brazil were allowed to kick the player that makes them good enough out of the game.

Neymar was savagedly attacked in the lower back.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
I think Neymar is okay he updated his facebook cover page 30 minutes ago.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

see also: Hulk getting a healthy sole in the middle of his knee before the end of the first half

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Kicking the poo poo out of the other team's best player is a valid tactic, teams always do that.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

VisAbsoluta posted:



left: Neymar current girlfriend when she was a kid
right: little girl kissing him before the game

brazilian cloning looking good

dude what the gently caress

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



https://twitter.com/FIFAWorldCup/status/485193195056549888/photo/1

dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer

Yeah and Hummels got a flu again. As the rest of the team.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


time for a riot

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



El Hefe posted:

Kicking the poo poo out of the other team's best player is a valid tactic, teams always do that.

Both sides. That ref ought to be beaten with rods.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Germany 2-1 Brazil

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Friend of the family works for Chelsea and I can confirm that David Luiz is A Good Lad

Glad he's hosed off to Paris then

Psybro
May 12, 2002
Cuadrado was so terrible, he was literally what kept Colombia out of contention for 75 minutes.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gekommen, um den Schweinebackentag zu retten!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Cool guy

Steve Evets
Feb 6, 2006

VisAbsoluta posted:

lol at goons in the first moment thinking a loving knee on your loving spine is a light scratch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXJGL5FTLZY

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Yeah because I pretty much said that Neymar doesn't dive and scream like he was shot lots

edit:

Steve Evets
Feb 6, 2006

I'm just explaining to you why people would need to see him in a literal casket before thinking he was injured.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

did someone shoot him? i bet he was shot.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Steve Evets posted:

I'm just explaining to you why people would need to see him in a literal casket before thinking he was injured.

I understand it, it's just that only blind hate for the guy would make you think a challenge that rough resulted in him only faking pain

Here's porn for you guys

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Brazilian TV main news channel just said he is out for six weeks with a vertebra injury

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Neymar fractured a vertebrae and will be out for a month+.

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I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL
Yikes!

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