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Five hours!  .... but I lost my mind and The Sightless One got me.... 
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Jun 27, 2014 05:49
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Holy moly, there are actually right or wrong answers. 24 hours! I'm looking through old quizzes now too. Which Mad Men Character are you: Old Fashioned Stay in watch TV Miami Beach Kindness Financial security Dr. Arbitrary has a new favorite as of 06:44 on Jun 27, 2014 |
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My favorite thing about Literally Unbelievable is the people who have a vague gasp on what the Onion is, but still don't quite get it.  "This is why the onion has no credibility in media" "Hopefully this is one of the fictional articles"
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Jun 29, 2014 21:03
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Troglyfe posted:My favorite thing about Literally Unbelievable is the people who have a vague gasp on what the Onion is, but still don't quite get it. One of the fictional articles, as opposed to the prescient ones like "gently caress it, we're doing five blades."
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Jun 30, 2014 02:32
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Baron von Eevl posted:One of the fictional articles, as opposed to the prescient ones like "gently caress it, we're doing five blades." Or "Our Long National Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity Is Finally Over". Sometimes if you scroll through the notes on Literally Unbelievable, you can find someone reblogging it and adding their own explanation that the Onion is a work of satire. They go one step past missing the point of the Onion and miss the point of the website making fun of the people who think it's real. Like they think they're the only ones who get the joke.
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Jun 30, 2014 04:31
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-pfizer-breakthrough-miraculously-extends-lifes,36378/ "New Pfizer Breakthrough Miraculously Extends Lifespan Of Near-Death Patents" My brain kept changing patents to patients and I was deeply confused reading this article.
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Jun 30, 2014 06:04
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Xandu posted:My brain kept changing patents to patients and I was deeply confused reading this article. I bet you a hundred dollars that was intentional.
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Jun 30, 2014 06:45
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Xandu posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-pfizer-breakthrough-miraculously-extends-lifes,36378/ Wow. I totally misread that the first time. The beginning still works, though.
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Jun 30, 2014 06:49
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Same joke, different article: How Do We Get Young Women Interested In Computer Scientists?
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Jun 30, 2014 09:23
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Jun 30, 2014 17:28
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I love that he bundled all South Americans together as "Mexicans", oh Kelly
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Jun 30, 2014 17:39
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Don't forget that all Europeans are French.
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Jun 30, 2014 17:52
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Not pictured: Australia losing every game 
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Jun 30, 2014 22:59
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I just got the "Clicksman Apprentice" badge on ClickHole. They are really going overboard with this 
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Jun 30, 2014 23:01
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"This Video Will Make You Rethink the Way You Think of Pitbulls Forever" "This Video Will Make You Go Back To The Original Way You Thought About Pitbulls" "This Video Will Not Play Into the Way You Think Of Pitbulls Whatsoever" "This Video Will Drastically Change The Way Pitbulls Think About You" You don't even really need the videos for this one, though the last one is kind of funny.
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Jul 1, 2014 05:55
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Little Blue Couch posted:I bet you a hundred dollars that was intentional. Well that's the joke so... It took me about halfway through the article to notice it. Brilliant.
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Jul 1, 2014 06:52
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Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up http://www.theonion.com/video/meat-prices-skyrocket-after-cow-smashing-machine-g,36395/ The very end with the milking machines is amazing.
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Jul 1, 2014 21:58
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It's not from the Onion, but this Borowitz guy writes Onion-esque articles for the New Yorker. You won't get the same viciousness the Onion can have, but he has some good moments. Supreme Court Majority Calls Case a Dispute Between Women and People
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Jul 2, 2014 13:18
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Holy gently caress, these people are GENIUSES. http://www.clickhole.com/article/stick-butter-left-out-room-temperature-you-wont-be-368
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Jul 3, 2014 21:50
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Every single thing on Clickhole deserves to get posted here. Finally, an easy quiz: http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-founding-father-are-you-424 Which Founding Father are you? posted:You're all of them! http://www.clickhole.com/article/honor-americas-first-amendment-here-are-bunch-cont-416 quote:July 4th is a time to reflect on America’s most treasured freedoms. Today we honor the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution with these inflammatory opinions.
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Jul 3, 2014 22:41
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U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths
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Jul 5, 2014 04:03
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Very much an older one, but great nevertheless. Republicans, Dadaists Declare War on Art.
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Jul 5, 2014 05:35
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Does anyone remember a video from that Good Morning America parody the name of which I can't remember, where they suggested dealing with financial problems by envisioning them as a 'horrible little man' that turned out to be a 19th-century Jewish caricature?
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Jul 5, 2014 16:52
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New Study Finds 85% Of Americans Don't Know All The Dance Moves To National Anthem
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Jul 5, 2014 17:23
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made of bees posted:Does anyone remember a video from that Good Morning America parody the name of which I can't remember, where they suggested dealing with financial problems by envisioning them as a 'horrible little man' that turned out to be a 19th-century Jewish caricature? Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures
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Jul 5, 2014 17:41
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Oh man Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens Are Practicing Shamanism?
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Jul 5, 2014 21:49
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I should've posted this yesterday... Restoration Of 'Star Spangled Banner' Uncovers Horrifying New Verses There is some  imagery in this one.
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Jul 5, 2014 23:22
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Nancy Fichandler is always my favorite panelist. She's always so earnest. "The coyote is very swift!" The Beijing Olympics: Are They a Trap? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqNaAU2vXlI
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Jul 5, 2014 23:26
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Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy This isn't a new one, but it's nice to have one that has you feeling pretty good by the end.
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Jul 5, 2014 23:55
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Thanks to this thread I've gone through a couple of their older videos again. Police say school shooter had history of school shootings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGEkOR-LGyE Survivors of gas station explosion mourn tragic loss of gas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edl0l3VaIks
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Jul 6, 2014 00:15
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"Exercise Friday after Sundown when Grabblers have their guard down!"
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Jul 6, 2014 03:01
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Fact Zone was pretty great too.
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Jul 6, 2014 05:51
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Missing Teen's Friends go on TV to Plead for her Release: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUT8ec24anM
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Jul 7, 2014 15:16
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Is this one sad Kevin's handiwork? http://www.theonion.com/sponsored/m...eview:1:Default
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Jul 7, 2014 22:22
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Skeesix posted:Is this one sad Kevin's handiwork? Not sad enough to be Sad Kevin's handiwork. Just incredibly real.
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Jul 7, 2014 23:35
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Did someone say Sad Kevin???!
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Jul 7, 2014 23:56
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Christ, Article A Video speaks to me.
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KillHour posted:Holy gently caress, these people are GENIUSES. Is... Is this really just a 3 hour video of butter slowly melting because I think that's Art.
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