The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying. For your leers and cat calls.

_{Are they talking about the bordello?}

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:34

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 18:53

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

And God said, "Gather ye two of every flavor, anoint them with 62 sauces, whipped cream, and nuts, and ye shall call it 'The Ark'"!

Takes a single bite from a small spoon

I'm done :geno:

# ? Jul 7, 2014 03:39

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Everything Counts posted:

Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Dragway. It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem! _{Do we need all those "mayhems"? We do. All right, fair enough. I suppose you know your business.} Get ready for fun, fun, fun! _{The people are already here, we don't need to keep hustling them like this, do we?}

Point and game Becker. And will the harlequin in the third row please keep his voice down!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 04:03

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

TMMadman posted:

And God said, "Gather ye two of every flavor, anoint them with 62 sauces, whipped cream, and nuts, and ye shall call it 'The Ark'"!

God said to Noah, "There's gonna be a floody, floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy, muddy.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 04:03

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Jerusalem posted:

Takes a single bite from a small spoon

I'm done

But, you hardly touched your Banana Ka-Boom!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 04:20

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

But, you hardly touched your Banana Ka-Boom!

Eat around the banana. It's just empty vitamins!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 04:21

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Please take the basket off my head, the ice cream is extremely cold.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 04:40

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Why the very thought makes me laugh.

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

ffffffhhhhhhhhhh-

pfffffffhhhhhh-

Well you all know what laughter sounds like! :mad:

# ? Jul 7, 2014 04:41

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Please take the basket off my head, the ice cream is extremely cold.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 04:54

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Trab pu kcip

# ? Jul 7, 2014 05:06

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

Trab pu kcip

[HONK]ambulance! Think you're so good with your [HONK][HONK] siren and your letters on backwards!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 05:41

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Hee hee hee. I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas brake honk. Gas brake honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 06:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

[HONK]ambulance! Think you're so good with your [HONK][HONK] siren and your letters on backwards!

Who are you yelling at, Drink-Mix Man?

# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:31

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Luigi Thirty posted:

Please take the basket off my head, the ice cream is extremely cold.

This thing can flash-fry a buffalo in 60 seconds

# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:44

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Root Bear posted:

But, you hardly touched your Banana Ka-Boom!

You're out there somewhere beer baron, and I'm gonna find you

# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:45

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

gingerberger posted:

You're out there somewhere beer baron, and I'm gonna find you

No, you won't!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:53

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

TMMadman posted:

No, you won't!

Wha, Yes I will!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:55

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

[HONK]ambulance! Think you're so good with your [HONK][HONK] siren and your letters on backwards!

Did you have that same backwards-talking dream with flaming cards? :v:

[pause] I'll drive. :stare:

# ? Jul 7, 2014 07:59

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Do over Ham posted:

Did you have that same backwards-talking dream with flaming cards?

[pause] I'll drive.

You shot who in the what now?

# ? Jul 7, 2014 08:03

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

gingerberger posted:

You shot who in the what now?

That's right! I did the Iggy!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 08:06

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Huh? What is this crap?

# ? Jul 7, 2014 08:16

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

# ? Jul 7, 2014 17:12

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

But it turns out we were wrong: that dog was sexually harassing that goon.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 17:18

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

But it turns out we were wrong: that dog was sexually harassing that goon.

And the dog in the Coppertone ad? Same deal, CharlieFoxtrot?

# ? Jul 7, 2014 19:39

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CatchrNdRy posted:

# ? Jul 7, 2014 22:39

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Mister Kingdom posted:

Mister kingdom I love amateur film. And your TV spot was as amateur as it gets!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 22:55

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Huh? What is this crap?

This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 23:00

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Justin Godscock posted:

This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap.

I'm glad we snuck into town. That was some GOOD corn!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 23:34

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm glad we snuck into town. That was some GOOD corn!

Mmm... corn. Haven't had that in a while!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 23:36

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Maybe it's the beer talkin', Mister Kingdom, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here.....

Five dollars?! Get outta here.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 23:36

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

Maybe it's the beer talkin', Mister Kingdom, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here.....

Five dollars?! Get outta here.

Not only are they not bad, they're knot bread!

# ? Jul 8, 2014 00:32

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

Her s-s-s-sweet can...

# ? Jul 8, 2014 01:02

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Mmm... corn. Haven't had that in a while!

One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians called it, maize. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 01:10

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Maybe it's the beer talkin', Mister Kingdom, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here.....

Five dollars?! Get outta here.

I'm afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel monies. "Where's the money?" "When are you going to get the money?" "Why aren't you getting the money now?" And so on.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 02:13