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Salvor_Hardin posted:Hide in the goatman's rear end.
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Hide in the goatman's rear end.
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Jul 7, 2014 02:27
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>Hide behind 9 proxies.
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Jul 7, 2014 02:40
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>Summon Al Gore, inventor of the internet, to fight as your champion. Wave your penis pistol from side to side and proclaim loudly that the Net Nanny is a n00b.
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Jul 7, 2014 02:57
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Hide in the goatman's rear end.
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Automatic Slim posted:>Hide behind 9 proxies.
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Jul 7, 2014 03:05
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Hide in the goatman's rear end.  You quickly duck inside the nearest Internet portal, which happens to be a man holding his anus open past its natural inclination. Before long, a large gray haired lady approaches with an entourage of men in orange jumpsuits. She looks around in disgust. "CLEAN THIS FILTH UP," she bellows. The men immediately comply and begin de-materializing the portals. She then shouts to no one in particular. "WHEN I FIND YOU, I WILL BLACKLIST YOU FOREVER!" Her voice rings in your ears.
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Jul 7, 2014 04:06
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activate your TOR network to turn invisible and slaughter the guards before revealing yourself (literally. show your dick) to the nanny and prepare for final battle
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Jul 7, 2014 04:08
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so wait is netnanny bendyman
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THS posted:so wait is netnanny bendyman look at this guy who can't even keep up with the bendyman mythos 
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Jul 7, 2014 04:16
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>Pop up behind Net Nanny after stealing the clothes off one of your victims, and pretend you're also one of her servants.
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Hide in the goatman's rear end. >jump into the goatman web portal. (his rear end) E: Haha brilliant >Close OKCupid profile pages thus destroying the Slam whale known as net nanny proclaim, "Holy grail!" as you do so. E2: Alternatively open up a link to an interactive copy of Moby Dick with a page featuring Captain Ahab so he may mistake her for the white whale. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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Jul 7, 2014 04:19
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>Remove goatman's wedding ring, we'll need it later
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Jul 7, 2014 04:36
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mr.capps posted:>Remove goatman's wedding ring, we'll need it later
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mr.capps posted:>Remove goatman's wedding ring, we'll need it later
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Jul 7, 2014 04:41
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also > bushwhack one of the guards and hitman his disguise on
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Jul 7, 2014 04:42
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mr.capps posted:>Remove goatman's wedding ring, we'll need it later *enters moist dark cave hole. Greeted by man with mustache* It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
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mr.capps posted:>Remove goatman's wedding ring, we'll need it later
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Summon your friends on Toon Squad to play basketball against those five orangemen, winner gets the internet
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Jul 7, 2014 04:49
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Summon your friends on Toon Squad to play basketball against those five orangemen, winner gets the internet
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Jul 7, 2014 04:50
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Take the goatman's ring and propose to Net Nanny
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Summon your friends on Toon Squad to play basketball against those five orangemen, winner gets the internet
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Summon your friends on Toon Squad to play basketball against those five orangemen, winner gets the internet
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Summon your friends on Toon Squad to play basketball against those five orangemen, winner gets the internet
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>send spike
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Alucard posted:>send spike
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Jul 7, 2014 07:02
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Um, we just went into an rear end. Are we a bendyman now?
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Angela Christine posted:Um, we just went into an rear end. Are we a bendyman now? We're giver.jpg
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>Make a new life for yourself inside the rear end, live happily for 20-30 years then die peacefully in your sleep >rise from the dead as bendyman when the rear end poops you; IT WAS YOU ALL LONG
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Garp Truther posted:Take the goatman's ring and propose to Net Nanny then >send spike this new turn of events made me lol for like 5 minutes straight good show goons
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Summon your friends on Toon Squad to play basketball against those five orangemen, winner gets the internet
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mr.capps posted:>Remove goatman's wedding ring, we'll need it later
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Summon your friends on Toon Squad to play basketball against those five orangemen, winner gets the internet >Perform the chaos dunk.
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mr.capps posted:>Remove goatman's wedding ring, we'll need it later Mojo Threepwood posted:Summon your friends on Toon Squad to play basketball against those five orangemen, winner gets the internet  You remove the anally distressed man's ring from his finger. Merely touching it makes you extremely uncomfortable. You place it in your coat pocket and the feeling subsides. You squeeze yourself out of your hiding spot and plop onto the floor with a sickening thud. "SIEZE HIM!" bellows the Net Nanny, and her servants jump into action. "Wait..." you interrupt. Reaching deep into your powers of the Internet, you summon forth a small gathering of the Toon Squad, the basketball playing cartoon characters. This process is extremely draining and leaves you light-headed. Though you were able to summon their animated husks, they appear to have no souls within. They stare ahead blankly. "I invoke the Right to Ball," you state plainly. Hushed words and whispers run through the ranks of Net Nanny's servants, some outright grumbling in protest. The Net Nanny raises her chin and frowns. She is silent for a moment, then sighs in resignation. "We follow the Old Ways. The Right to Ball cannot be denied. You will have your game. The stakes will be the Internet, but I will also have your life." A locker-room materializes from thin air, and both sides head in to prepare.  You are in the middle of a basketball court. The Net Nanny dribbles the ball with surprising agility, even sneaking it between her legs, staring you directly in the eyes as she does so. "Let's go, chump." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 Atma fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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Jul 7, 2014 18:35
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>next time she dribbles between her legs, use the chance to sully her by performing the secred act of goatse on her. If the nanny is defiled, her followers will abandon her!
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Jul 7, 2014 18:41
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summon forth as many steroids as you possibly can and juice like no man has juiced before
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Jul 7, 2014 18:47
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>Wait until she's in the middle of a bounce, then shoot her with the crotch pistol.
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Jul 7, 2014 18:49
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punch her, Arch Rivals style
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>Ask her what it's like to have the body of e-honda to confuse her >interrupt her during her response by saying "I am E-honda" and then turn into sonic the hedgehog
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Cut the ball in half with a Tron disc, then yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" at her.
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