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Ninjasaurus posted:That is an amazing set of Freep quotes. They've reached peak paranoia and it's beautiful.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 17:53 |
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Freepers: *foams at mouth, collapses, convulsing violently"
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 17:55 |
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quote:This reminds me of the time they rounded up Japanese citizens and put them in camps. Oh, please. You know if freepers were around in the 1940's they'd have loved Japanese internment camps.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 17:59 |
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Yeah but Japanese are one of the good ones so it's totally different. Man how do you go on living if you live in that paranoid of a fantasy? If you truly thought things were that bad wouldn't you do something desperate or put a bullet in your head?
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:01 |
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Haven't seen "Boobama" before, that's a new one.quote:This reminds me of the time they rounded up Japanese citizens and put them in camps. Yes, because letting children take refuge in our country is exactly like rounding up citizens and putting them in prison camps? quote:To: Responsibility2nd Being kind to immigrants...a crime against humanity according to Freep (because only whites are human). Ninjasaurus posted:That is an amazing set of Freep quotes. They've reached peak paranoia and it's beautiful. INVAR especially seems to have gone off the deep end. The worst part though is that even when the elections this year and in 2016 have passed, Freep will simply believe that either the true Americans scared Obama and his cronies into submission, or that this is all part of his plan and he's just trying to fool the American people. Like I don't know, in 20 years we're going to have a Republican president and then Obama will jump out from behind the curtains in the Oval Office and go "SURPRISE! I never conceded the presidency in 2016 so I'M STILL PRESIDENT!" EDIT: quote:Yeah but Japanese are one of the good ones so it's totally different. They're one of the good ones now. If Freepers were somehow living in WWII America right now though the Japanese would be yellow-skinned squinty-eyed buck-toothed traitors and drat right they should be rounded up and placed in camps, you can't trust those Japs. They'd be watching those old racist Bugs Bunny cartoons and nodding at the truth behind it. The only reason they're okay with Japanese now and think that the internment camps are bad is because we're no longer at war with Japan. Twelve by Pies fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:Like I don't know, in 20 years we're going to have a Republican president and then Obama will jump out from behind the curtains in the Oval Office and go "SURPRISE! I never conceded the presidency in 2016 so I'M STILL PRESIDENT!" I giggled, because I imagined him doing this with jazz hands.
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Twelve by Pies posted:
They're accusing him of rounding them up into camps to do...something. Because it's impossible that a government entity would do anything benevolent, especially this one.
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RagnarokAngel posted:They're accusing him of rounding them up into camps to do...something. Because it's impossible that a government entity would do anything benevolent, especially this one. No my favorite part was where the one guy said "Wait hold on this whole conspiracy theory doesn't make sense" and another poster goes "Yeah because they're dumb! But it's gonna happen, trust me!"
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:11 |
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Acquilae posted:Everything from Obama's boy prostitutes, Obama being disease-ridden and deranged, importing disease, Muslim child trafficking, liberals hoarding oil as an economic foundation to their empire...it's all just so magical The liberals hoarding oil for empire one is probably my favorite from there. If only because I've never seen it before. This whole time I thought I was supposed to be fighting a war on coal/oil. drat you Soros!
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:25 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:Yeah but Japanese are one of the good ones so it's totally different. If they really believed their fantasy, sure. But their delusion isn't that they think they live in the Obamapocalypse, it's that they wish they did. That's why every time someone does something that would seem to logically follow actually believing the poo poo they post all day (i.e. the Vegas spree shooters) they immediately call false flag on it. They know they don't actually live in a world where we're a month away from FEMA death camps and Civil War part 2, but they're masochistic fucks who are so desperate to be lazy martyrs and freedom fighters so they just mentally jack off about it all day.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:30 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:
Counterpoint: FDR was a democrat.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:35 |
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I've been wanting to compile a list of all the childish names they've called Obama over the years. Boobamba is some kind of new low. Said list would probably cause some sort of database error in Excel.
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robotsinmyhead posted:I've been wanting to compile a list of all the childish names they've called Obama over the years. Boobamba is some kind of new low. My favorite is still Obama Wan Nairobi
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:49 |
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Nintendo Kid posted:That's actually rather excessive. I prefer the way most states do it, by hooking up any at all recent cars to have all the stuff read off the engine computer and simple gunning the engine in neutral to double-verify emissions output. And while they're doing that it's easy to wlak around the car to look for visiibly dangerous tire wear, suspension defects, and all that. I've got too many friends that are mechanics and I've been helping fix friends' cars for twenty years, so I don't agree, but I also don't think that going to such an inspection regime is remotely feasible outside of California (where it is done rather stupidly) so would say that you're correct in that it's as good as we're going to get. Just sucks when some nitwit that hasn't bothered to notice their tires are practically slicks and hydroplanes into me at a stop light. When Did Barack Obama Stop Beating His Wife? Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:To: Responsibility2nd Freepers: engorge the lumpenproletariat
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Swan Oat posted:Freepers: engorge the lumpenproletariat What in the gently caress is that?
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:57 |
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silvergoose posted:What in the gently caress is that? You clearly need to read more post-colonial African Marxist tracts from the 60s, like most freepers do.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:59 |
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According to wikipedia it's "a term that was originally coined by Karl Marx to describe that layer of the working class that is unlikely ever to achieve class consciousness and is therefore lost to socially useful production, of no use to the revolutionary struggle, and perhaps even an impediment to the realization of a classless society.[1] The word is derived from the German word Lumpenproletarier, a word literally meaning "miscreant" as well as "rag"." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumpenproletariat
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RagnarokAngel posted:Counterpoint: FDR was a democrat. Freepers would have been hardcore democrats at the time though, in spite of what they'd say. Intel&Sebastian posted:My favorite is still Obama Wan Nairobi My favorite is always going to be Odingo because there's not even a hint of an attempt to make it clever.
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Twelve by Pies posted:Freepers would have been hardcore democrats at the time though, in spite of what they'd say. Just so we're absolutely clear on this I'm not actually serious.
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Twelve by Pies posted:Freepers would have been hardcore democrats at the time though, in spite of what they'd say. The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers remains my favorite thing to ever come out of Freep. It's so clever that I actually have trouble believing those troglodytes thought of it.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 19:07 |
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"Noble Islamic Gentleman" Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 19:08 |
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"real thinking Conservative" The most oxymoronic thing.
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Alter Ego posted:The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers remains my favorite thing to ever come out of Freep. It's so clever that I actually have trouble believing those troglodytes thought of it. They didn't, they got it from Limbaugh.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 19:13 |
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For those of you wondering if Freepers would be OK with Japanese camps in WW2: Replace Japanese with Muslim. Compare that to other quotes.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 19:48 |
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mllaneza posted:"Noble Islamic Gentleman" I was wondering why he capitalized it but I figured it out.
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Sir Tonk posted:
Trick question. She is so manly, she beats HIM.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 20:02 |
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Sorry, but nothing can beat B-rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 20:25 |
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Alter Ego posted:Freepers: *foams at mouth, collapses, convulsing violently" This is really the ultimate Freepers thread title.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 20:27 |
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unwantedplatypus posted:Sorry, but nothing can beat B-rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama Best nickname, yeah, but it wasn't a freep invention.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 20:28 |
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ReidRansom posted:Best nickname, yeah, but it wasn't a freep invention. Really? Where is it from?
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unwantedplatypus posted:Really? Where is it from?
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 20:31 |
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There's nothing about that image that doesn't amuse me endlessly.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 20:36 |
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Live Feed: Arrival of Immigrant Families in Ca.quote:To: kristinn quote:To: GeronL quote:To: Sarah Barracuda quote:To: kristinn quote:To: GeronL quote:To: Zuben Elgenubi quote:To: kristinn quote:To: kristinn quote:To: kristinn quote:To: kristinn quote:To: PATRIOT1876 quote:To: Zuben Elgenubi quote:To: CivilWarBrewing quote:To: kristinn quote:To: Bitsy quote:To: kristinn US: ‘Gay Blood Drive Day’ to call for end of gay blood ban There are other great quotes in that thread, but I just wanted to post one: quote:To: Citizen Zed
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US: ‘Gay Blood Drive Day’ to call for end of gay blood ban GAY BLOOD quote:To: Citizen Zed quote:To: Citizen Zed quote:To: Citizen Zed quote:To: Citizen Zed quote:To: MrB quote:To: Oldexpat quote:To: DemforBush quote:To: Citizen Zed quote:To: Citizen Zed quote:To: Citizen Zed
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 20:44 |
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Lesbians have the lowest HIV infection rate, can I request that?
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 20:57 |
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I always forget what the gay agenda is. I mean, aside from infecting every man, woman and child with AIDS, obviously.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 21:02 |
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Hahahahahahahaha they literally think Obama is using illegal immigrants as human biological warheads, this is incredible.
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Cape Cod Crab Chip posted:Hahahahahahahaha they literally think Obama is using illegal immigrants as human biological warheads, this is incredible. Also that children and refugees will be able to vote in November thereby destroying the GOP/right for all eternity. Oh if only that could be for real.
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# ? Jul 7, 2014 21:09 |
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amishbuttermaster posted:Also that children and refugees will be able to vote in November thereby destroying the GOP/right for all eternity. Oh if only that could be for real. Well break out the chips son, it might as well be. Their freakouts over "illegals" voting is one of my favorite GOP features. They fight this non-problem like their political lives depend on it, meanwhile millions of perfectly legal latino's take offense to every aspect of it and vote in numbers that would dwarf any real attempt at illegal immigrants voting. It's like black vote suppression but with an even bigger backlash since a completely negligible number of fraud votes are going to get stopped. At least with your garden variety vote suppression there's a chance your new rules tip the scales and a pissed off turnout doesn't show up. Mexican/CentrAm bashing is non-stop and there's no upshot other than goosing racists and assholes. I mean poo poo after 2012 and the Cochran run-off I'm half expecting Dems in areas without any sort of vote suppression going on to start telling Latino's and blacks the tea party is going to be skulking around polling places trying to get your vote invalidated. Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jul 7, 2014 |
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