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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Ninjasaurus posted:

That is an amazing set of Freep quotes. They've reached peak paranoia and it's beautiful.
Everything from Obama's boy prostitutes, Obama being disease-ridden and deranged, importing disease, Muslim child trafficking, liberals hoarding oil as an economic foundation to their empire...it's all just so magical :allears:

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Freepers: *foams at mouth, collapses, convulsing violently"

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

quote:

This reminds me of the time they rounded up Japanese citizens and put them in camps.

What is happening to our country. Obama is using children to further his agenda and Congress is going along with it.

Oh, please. You know if freepers were around in the 1940's they'd have loved Japanese internment camps.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Yeah but Japanese are one of the good ones so it's totally different.

Man how do you go on living if you live in that paranoid of a fantasy? If you truly thought things were that bad wouldn't you do something desperate or put a bullet in your head?

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Haven't seen "Boobama" before, that's a new one.

quote:

This reminds me of the time they rounded up Japanese citizens and put them in camps.

What is happening to our country. Obama is using children to further his agenda and Congress is going along with it.
1 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 8:26:28 AM by FR_addict

Yes, because letting children take refuge in our country is exactly like rounding up citizens and putting them in prison camps? :psyduck:

quote:

To: Responsibility2nd
“This article and many more are positioning the sheeple to feel bad (awww!) about those poor children.”

I feel real bad about the poor children. That's why I'd like to see Obama tried for “crimes against humanity”.

Most of these children after being processed could be sent home, not roaming our streets in gangs or falling prey to child sex traffickers.
15 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 8:44:31 AM by FR_addict

Being kind to immigrants...a crime against humanity according to Freep (because only whites are human).


Ninjasaurus posted:

That is an amazing set of Freep quotes. They've reached peak paranoia and it's beautiful.

INVAR especially seems to have gone off the deep end. The worst part though is that even when the elections this year and in 2016 have passed, Freep will simply believe that either the true Americans scared Obama and his cronies into submission, or that this is all part of his plan and he's just trying to fool the American people. Like I don't know, in 20 years we're going to have a Republican president and then Obama will jump out from behind the curtains in the Oval Office and go "SURPRISE! I never conceded the presidency in 2016 so I'M STILL PRESIDENT!"

EDIT:

quote:

Yeah but Japanese are one of the good ones so it's totally different.

They're one of the good ones now. If Freepers were somehow living in WWII America right now though the Japanese would be yellow-skinned squinty-eyed buck-toothed traitors and drat right they should be rounded up and placed in camps, you can't trust those Japs. They'd be watching those old racist Bugs Bunny cartoons and nodding at the truth behind it. The only reason they're okay with Japanese now and think that the internment camps are bad is because we're no longer at war with Japan.

Twelve by Pies fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jul 7, 2014

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Twelve by Pies posted:

Like I don't know, in 20 years we're going to have a Republican president and then Obama will jump out from behind the curtains in the Oval Office and go "SURPRISE! I never conceded the presidency in 2016 so I'M STILL PRESIDENT!"

I giggled, because I imagined him doing this with jazz hands.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Twelve by Pies posted:


Yes, because letting children take refuge in our country is exactly like rounding up citizens and putting them in prison camps? :psyduck:


Being kind to immigrants...a crime against humanity according to Freep (because only whites are human).

They're accusing him of rounding them up into camps to do...something. Because it's impossible that a government entity would do anything benevolent, especially this one.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

RagnarokAngel posted:

They're accusing him of rounding them up into camps to do...something. Because it's impossible that a government entity would do anything benevolent, especially this one.

No my favorite part was where the one guy said "Wait hold on this whole conspiracy theory doesn't make sense" and another poster goes "Yeah because they're dumb! But it's gonna happen, trust me!"

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Acquilae posted:

Everything from Obama's boy prostitutes, Obama being disease-ridden and deranged, importing disease, Muslim child trafficking, liberals hoarding oil as an economic foundation to their empire...it's all just so magical :allears:

The liberals hoarding oil for empire one is probably my favorite from there. If only because I've never seen it before. This whole time I thought I was supposed to be fighting a war on coal/oil. drat you Soros!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

RagnarokAngel posted:

Yeah but Japanese are one of the good ones so it's totally different.

Man how do you go on living if you live in that paranoid of a fantasy? If you truly thought things were that bad wouldn't you do something desperate or put a bullet in your head?

If they really believed their fantasy, sure. But their delusion isn't that they think they live in the Obamapocalypse, it's that they wish they did. That's why every time someone does something that would seem to logically follow actually believing the poo poo they post all day (i.e. the Vegas spree shooters) they immediately call false flag on it. They know they don't actually live in a world where we're a month away from FEMA death camps and Civil War part 2, but they're masochistic fucks who are so desperate to be lazy martyrs and freedom fighters so they just mentally jack off about it all day.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Twelve by Pies posted:


They're one of the good ones now. If Freepers were somehow living in WWII America right now though the Japanese would be yellow-skinned squinty-eyed buck-toothed traitors and drat right they should be rounded up and placed in camps, you can't trust those Japs. They'd be watching those old racist Bugs Bunny cartoons and nodding at the truth behind it. The only reason they're okay with Japanese now and think that the internment camps are bad is because we're no longer at war with Japan.

Counterpoint: FDR was a democrat.

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
I've been wanting to compile a list of all the childish names they've called Obama over the years. Boobamba is some kind of new low.

Said list would probably cause some sort of database error in Excel.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

robotsinmyhead posted:

I've been wanting to compile a list of all the childish names they've called Obama over the years. Boobamba is some kind of new low.

Said list would probably cause some sort of database error in Excel.

My favorite is still Obama Wan Nairobi

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Nintendo Kid posted:

That's actually rather excessive. I prefer the way most states do it, by hooking up any at all recent cars to have all the stuff read off the engine computer and simple gunning the engine in neutral to double-verify emissions output. And while they're doing that it's easy to wlak around the car to look for visiibly dangerous tire wear, suspension defects, and all that.

I've got too many friends that are mechanics and I've been helping fix friends' cars for twenty years, so I don't agree, but I also don't think that going to such an inspection regime is remotely feasible outside of California (where it is done rather stupidly) so would say that you're correct in that it's as good as we're going to get. Just sucks when some nitwit that hasn't bothered to notice their tires are practically slicks and hydroplanes into me at a stop light.


When Did Barack Obama Stop Beating His Wife?

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jul 7, 2014

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

To: Responsibility2nd

It’s called “engorge the lumpenproletariat”.

Read post-colonial African Marxist tracts from the 60’s, and you will see the plan as it is unfolding.

30 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 10:04:58 AM by P.O.E. (Pray for America)

Freepers: engorge the lumpenproletariat

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Swan Oat posted:

Freepers: engorge the lumpenproletariat

What in the gently caress is that?

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

silvergoose posted:

What in the gently caress is that?

You clearly need to read more post-colonial African Marxist tracts from the 60s, like most freepers do.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
According to wikipedia it's "a term that was originally coined by Karl Marx to describe that layer of the working class that is unlikely ever to achieve class consciousness and is therefore lost to socially useful production, of no use to the revolutionary struggle, and perhaps even an impediment to the realization of a classless society.[1] The word is derived from the German word Lumpenproletarier, a word literally meaning "miscreant" as well as "rag"."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumpenproletariat

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

RagnarokAngel posted:

Counterpoint: FDR was a democrat.

Freepers would have been hardcore democrats at the time though, in spite of what they'd say.


Intel&Sebastian posted:

My favorite is still Obama Wan Nairobi

My favorite is always going to be Odingo because there's not even a hint of an attempt to make it clever.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Twelve by Pies posted:

Freepers would have been hardcore democrats at the time though, in spite of what they'd say.


Just so we're absolutely clear on this I'm not actually serious.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Twelve by Pies posted:

Freepers would have been hardcore democrats at the time though, in spite of what they'd say.


My favorite is always going to be Odingo because there's not even a hint of an attempt to make it clever.

The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers remains my favorite thing to ever come out of Freep. It's so clever that I actually have trouble believing those troglodytes thought of it.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




"Noble Islamic Gentleman"


Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
"real thinking Conservative"

The most oxymoronic thing.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Alter Ego posted:

The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers remains my favorite thing to ever come out of Freep. It's so clever that I actually have trouble believing those troglodytes thought of it.

They didn't, they got it from Limbaugh.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
For those of you wondering if Freepers would be OK with Japanese camps in WW2:

Replace Japanese with Muslim.
Compare that to other quotes.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

mllaneza posted:

"Noble Islamic Gentleman"


Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I was wondering why he capitalized it but I figured it out.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Sir Tonk posted:


When Did Barack Obama Stop Beating His Wife?

Trick question. She is so manly, she beats HIM.

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
Sorry, but nothing can beat B-rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama

Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Alter Ego posted:

Freepers: *foams at mouth, collapses, convulsing violently"

This is really the ultimate Freepers thread title.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


unwantedplatypus posted:

Sorry, but nothing can beat B-rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama

Best nickname, yeah, but it wasn't a freep invention.

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012

ReidRansom posted:

Best nickname, yeah, but it wasn't a freep invention.

Really? Where is it from?

Nyarai
Jul 19, 2012

Jenn here.

unwantedplatypus posted:

Really? Where is it from?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


There's nothing about that image that doesn't amuse me endlessly.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Live Feed: Arrival of Immigrant Families in Ca.

quote:

To: kristinn

Obama knows the GOP and no one else is going to stop him from flooding this country. He has systematically taken this country down and nothing has been done to stop him.

3 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:04:09 PM by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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:getin:

quote:

To: GeronL

Obama and the Dems know this is their last chance at everlasting power..they get these illegals in this country and they will vote Democrat in November, 2016 and beyond..they will have the progressive utopia they always envisioned, with the GOP no longer having any say in what happens

5 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:05:14 PM by Sarah Barracuda

quote:

To: Sarah Barracuda

I don’t think we will ever be able to undo the damage that has already been done, much less what is happening now and for the next 3 years.

7 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:07:13 PM by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)

quote:

To: kristinn
That's a pretty convenient set up they have there. Limited access road with 15 ft barrier towards the public, lines made to handle the illegals like cattle.

There's no protestors whatsoevah.
11 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:08:44 PM by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)

quote:

To: GeronL

Here comes more of your replacements America...

13 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:10:04 PM by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)

quote:

To: Zuben Elgenubi

Amazing. The Feds are directly involved in supporting illegal immigration. This is tyranny.

17 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:11:55 PM by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)

quote:

To: kristinn

They do not appear to be children, more like teens. They’ll be voting by November, right on schedule.

19 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:13:00 PM by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)

quote:

To: kristinn
Did the folks from Oathkeepers arrive? What about those who said they would be there to defend Murrietta? How many patriots would you say have arrived to stand with Murrieta?
20 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:13:21 PM by itssme

quote:

To: kristinn

Where are the protestors? The illegals are currently being processed!

Opinion: Obemba is deliberately doing this with the hope of a confrontation between citizens and fedthugs so that he can proclaim marital law.

24 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:16:36 PM by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I do?)

quote:

To: kristinn

noting that the people who are examining the invaders are not changing gloves - so anything that can be spread will be spread from person to person as they move through the line and across the nation.

25 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:18:33 PM by Sioux-san

quote:

To: PATRIOT1876

These people are on the payroll, they’ll do what they’re told for the money and their lucrative government pensions...

28 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:18:48 PM by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)

quote:

To: Zuben Elgenubi
I believe that is the primary goal of this operation, to bolster Democrat votes in November.

Also, think about what Obama has gotten away with and how he continues to be more and more brazen. Releasing 5 GITMO Taliban commanders then this, among other things.. Ordering agents go door to door in America confiscating guns is just around the corner. Apparently, Americans are very tolerant of treason so far..
29 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:22:13 PM by CivilWarBrewing



quote:

To: CivilWarBrewing

Come on. The DH”S” escorted the “children” in
KNOWING that some were terrorists, some were
narcoterrorists, some were mules carrying
tuberculosis and swine flu and worse
(hence gagging the docs)
and some were to be sold to brothels or as
sex slaves.

How much of the money goes to DH”S”, DO”J”,
the EXEMPT US Congress (indirectly, of course)
and al Qaeda, will be known ... but not too soon.

39 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:32:59 PM by Diogenesis

quote:

To: kristinn

Hussein’s throngs of MOONBATS have no comment about this huh?
Unbelievable....

40 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:33:41 PM by mowowie

quote:

To: Bitsy

America is already headed down for a freefall..the Dems want to finish it off..all they care about is having the votes..these illegals will be given everything they want, welfare, food stamps, free health care, housing, etc..it took how many years for people to figure out that Communism was NOT the answer..maybe that is what needs to happen here, people need to feel Communism for what it really is to see how really bad it is, then they might wake up

43 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:35:43 PM by Sarah Barracuda

quote:

To: kristinn

Don’t believe that this only happens in border states. Here in SC, they arrive by the bus load and are dispersed throughout the Latino community. We boycott any and all non English speaking business. We can’t verify their workers are not illegal. No local Mexican restaurants, no local lawn services, etc. I will not have these people spreading diseases at my house! Get smart people! They are coming to your town too!!

51 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:52:40 PM by 4everontheRight (And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")

US: ‘Gay Blood Drive Day’ to call for end of gay blood ban
There are other great quotes in that thread, but I just wanted to post one:

quote:

To: Citizen Zed

OMG, I do wish they could climb out of their own heads once in a while. Do none of them work? I am so sick of this everyone who was famous and died was gay. All Gay all the time. Gads I am sick of them. GO BACK IN THE CLOSET!

4 posted on Monday, July 07, 2014 1:27:42 PM by defconw (parties have clearly lost their minds on this.)

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

US: ‘Gay Blood Drive Day’ to call for end of gay blood ban

GAY BLOOD

quote:

To: Citizen Zed
This is just as bad as a Prostitute blood drive. Add all the disease that goes along with it.
Homosexuals are the most promiscuous brand of sexual deviants in the world.
They will have sex with everything and anything and do not have any morals about doing it.

And their Blood is cursed with the evil they represent.
3 posted on 7/7/2014, 11:26:36 AM by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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quote:

To: Citizen Zed

OMG, I do wish they could climb out of their own heads once in a while. Do none of them work? I am so sick of this everyone who was famous and died was gay. All Gay all the time. Gads I am sick of them. GO BACK IN THE CLOSET!

4 posted on 7/7/2014, 11:27:42 AM by defconw (parties have clearly lost their minds on this.)
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quote:

To: Citizen Zed

contaminate America

as if the flood of illegals wasn’t enough

5 posted on 7/7/2014, 11:27:45 AM by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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quote:

To: Citizen Zed

Who would honestly want AIDS blood. I mean, maybe if you were suicidal, but no normal person would want it. And why would you fight and shout so you can donate diseased blood? What benefit do you gain other than to rub people’s faces in your sickness?

10 posted on 7/7/2014, 11:30:32 AM by Viennacon (Rebuke the Repuke!)
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quote:

To: MrB

Why do they want to donate blood?

Because not being able to points out the “not normal” aspect of their lifestyle.

So everyone will be infected with the HIV / GAY virus...

13 posted on 7/7/2014, 11:33:25 AM by jsanders2001
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quote:

To: Oldexpat

And I bet those illegal immigrants flooding over the border will soon be in the blood supply

21 posted on 7/7/2014, 11:36:28 AM by Viennacon (Rebuke the Repuke!)
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quote:

To: DemforBush

Obama will soon be pushing to allow infected homosexuals to donate their blood out of “fairness”.

24 posted on 7/7/2014, 11:37:02 AM by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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quote:

To: Citizen Zed

This should be good. Ask a homosexual what type of blood transfusion he/she wants - gay or non-gay blood. I’ll bet dollars to donuts that they’ll ask for the safer non-gay blood.

37 posted on 7/7/2014, 11:48:16 AM by Hoodat (Proverbs 29:2)
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quote:

To: Citizen Zed

Not that I am a Jehovah’s Witness or a Christian Scientist... but if something happens and in order to live I need to be injected with blood or plasma... I think I may as well die.

As it is, I refuse to be a part of the government/medical industrial complex... and will not seek out a doctor for any reason... so long as my medical records may be digitized and perused by anyone that wants to take away my 2A rights.

39 posted on 7/7/2014, 11:51:10 AM by Rodamala
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quote:

To: Citizen Zed

I can understand this, the more people infected with AIDS, the more powerful the sexual deviants’ agenda will become. Especially once the “openly gay” homosexuals and “bisexuals” start pumping their blood into “the children”.

45 posted on 7/7/2014, 12:17:42 PM by FlingWingFlyer (The future must not belong to those who slander bacon.)
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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Lesbians have the lowest HIV infection rate, can I request that?

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

I always forget what the gay agenda is. I mean, aside from infecting every man, woman and child with AIDS, obviously.

Cape Cod Crab Chip
Feb 20, 2011

Now you don't have to suck meat from an exoskeleton!
Hahahahahahahaha they literally think Obama is using illegal immigrants as human biological warheads, this is incredible.

amishbuttermaster
Apr 28, 2009

Cape Cod Crab Chip posted:

Hahahahahahahaha they literally think Obama is using illegal immigrants as human biological warheads, this is incredible.

Also that children and refugees will be able to vote in November thereby destroying the GOP/right for all eternity. Oh if only that could be for real.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

amishbuttermaster posted:

Also that children and refugees will be able to vote in November thereby destroying the GOP/right for all eternity. Oh if only that could be for real.

Well break out the chips son, it might as well be. Their freakouts over "illegals" voting is one of my favorite GOP features. They fight this non-problem like their political lives depend on it, meanwhile millions of perfectly legal latino's take offense to every aspect of it and vote in numbers that would dwarf any real attempt at illegal immigrants voting. It's like black vote suppression but with an even bigger backlash since a completely negligible number of fraud votes are going to get stopped. At least with your garden variety vote suppression there's a chance your new rules tip the scales and a pissed off turnout doesn't show up. Mexican/CentrAm bashing is non-stop and there's no upshot other than goosing racists and assholes.

I mean poo poo after 2012 and the Cochran run-off I'm half expecting Dems in areas without any sort of vote suppression going on to start telling Latino's and blacks the tea party is going to be skulking around polling places trying to get your vote invalidated.

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jul 7, 2014

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