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Garp Truther posted:I got a French Dip from the local diner but it ended up looking/tasting like a black woman's vagina. How many threads are going to make this comparison in? This is the second I have seen. (Other is PYF poo poo kids Say)
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Jul 8, 2014 03:02
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Couldn't finish it so I just ordered pizza later that evening.
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I got Chinese and my mongolian beef isn't as tasty as I'd hoped. It's still good, just not as good as I've had at other places. Also I have to wait four whole days until the second season of Hemlock Grove. I don't want to wait! I want to get my mind blown now!
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Jul 8, 2014 03:29
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:This is supposed to be a problem with it? Sure, women's vaginas aren't supposed to be black.
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Jul 8, 2014 18:24
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Garp Truther posted:I got a French Dip from the local diner but it ended up looking/tasting like a black woman's vagina. 
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Jul 8, 2014 22:56
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I decided our budget could use a boost so I am finally going to break out the change box I've been throwing my change in for a couple years. I'm super excited to find out how much is in there. But I actually have to sit down and count it because I'll be damned if I'm going to let a Coinstar machine take 10% of my money. It's going to be so tedious! Also money is dirty and smelly and I'll have to wash the poo poo out of my hands. 
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Jul 9, 2014 02:32
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When a friend mentions something she saw online and I laugh and reference a much more terrible thing, that to me is merely another terrible thing in a sea of horrifying bullshit...and her blank face reminds me that most people live casual, normal lives and don't encounter things on the internet. I have seen goatse. I don't even flinch anymore, why would I? I've seen far worse. Goatse is, well, it's goatse, hardly anything to get worked up about. My friends have never seen goatse, they wouldn't understand even the idea of the things I've seen. For every internet fable they spew, I have a hundred worse. I am Legion. I am terribly alone.
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Jul 9, 2014 05:10
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I can't decide if I want to cook a pizza or start cooking the chili I was going to make for dinner tonight. On one hand, the pizza would be ready in like 20 mins, but on the other hand, I really like chili. I'm just stuck, and that makes me sad.
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Jul 9, 2014 21:39
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empty sea posted:When a friend mentions something she saw online and I laugh and reference a much more terrible thing, that to me is merely another terrible thing in a sea of horrifying bullshit...and her blank face reminds me that most people live casual, normal lives and don't encounter things on the internet. This is like when my husband and I talk to one of our roommates. Fortunately he's pretty good natured about it and he's weird and hosed up in his own way (he works at a comic book store) so he puts up with us. Our other roommate is also a goon, so there's a 3:1 ratio of goons to non-goons in this house. I guess my fwp is I'm surrounded by poopsockers. Also, the front page of Youtube is always the exact same poo poo every day. No matter how many channels I've subscribed to, it's the same selection of videos from the same 3 channels every day, plus whatever garbage Youtube thinks I might like. I know I could click one button to see the latest uploads instead, but ugggh. That's what the front page should be for!
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Jul 10, 2014 02:09
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I can't decide if I want to cook a pizza or start cooking the chili I was going to make for dinner tonight. Do both. Eat the pizza tonight, save the chili for tomorrow. Keeping it in the fridge overnight will help the flavors meld together and your resulting meal will be even better for the wait.
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Jul 10, 2014 02:13
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I took a nap and made the chili way early in the am. It's currently in the freezer waiting on the day I need deliciousness in my life. Although, I think I stubbed my toe on the salt, and I didn't have a potato to try and cut the flavor  New FWP is that it's been years since I tried to download music or even use an mp3 player (old ipod mini was my last player) and now I dunno where to go to find music and I don't know what a good mp3 player is, and all those kids nowadays are gonna make fun of me if I actually BUY the music and plus these new fangled ipods what with the touch screens and all that, I don't wanna carry around an extra cell phone sized thing when I just want to listen to some music. I feel old 
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Jul 12, 2014 10:00
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I took a nap and made the chili way early in the am. It's currently in the freezer waiting on the day I need deliciousness in my life. Erm... use your cellphone to listen to music like everyone else?
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Jul 12, 2014 17:54
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I was looking forward to tonight all week. I was supposed to meet up with my buddies and go out to the beer festival two towns over, get drunk on fine craft beer, eat sausages and bacon and meat and whatnot, then get home in the wee hours of the morning and sleep in until 2 PM tomorrow. Lousy thunderstorm wrecked the festival and my plans with it 
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Jul 12, 2014 18:11
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dpack_1 posted:Erm... use your cellphone to listen to music like everyone else? That'd burn the battery down too quick
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Jul 12, 2014 18:42
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Today I woke up and had breakfast by the pool, then I went to my friends house and sat around his pool, then I left there and went to my other friends house and hung out in her pool and drank beer and ate pizza. I feel tired from all this relaxing
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Jul 13, 2014 01:58
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All the Taco Bell restaurants around me are closed for renovation, so I had to go to the local tex-mex place and have a really delicious, healthy burrito that was much more filling for about the same cost.
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Jul 13, 2014 03:28
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The animal rehabilitation centre I volunteer at uses homeopathy on the animals (for things like head injuries and bad lacerations) and I know they won't believe me if I tell them that it's a waste of money.
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Jul 13, 2014 21:42
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Due to an absolute disaster of scheduling, all my fallback plans fell through and I am forced to have dinner with people I don't know. I feel the exact opposite of social at the moment. All I want to do is smoke weed and lay in the grass reading, where instead I have to have civilized conversation, eat free ribs and drink free beer. Ugrughghgh.
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Jul 13, 2014 22:45
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:That'd burn the battery down too quick That isn't really true though - even streaming from Spotify or the like is fairly light on battery.
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Jul 13, 2014 23:07
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I'm having trouble downloading a trial version of 3d rendering software so I'm just gonna buy a physical copy of the drat thing and have it mailed to me. Ugh.
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Jul 16, 2014 06:52
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Celery Face posted:The animal rehabilitation centre I volunteer at uses homeopathy on the animals (for things like head injuries and bad lacerations) and I know they won't believe me if I tell them that it's a waste of money. If they're not providing proper care you may want to report them to the RSPCA/ASPCA/whatever for your location. If they're wasting some money alongside proper care, well, that sucks but whatever.
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Jul 16, 2014 07:09
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Mister Adequate posted:If they're not providing proper care you may want to report them to the RSPCA/ASPCA/whatever for your location. If they're wasting some money alongside proper care, well, that sucks but whatever.
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Jul 16, 2014 08:43
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My desk doesn't have enough leg room so I have to roll back a little to stretch my legs.
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Jul 16, 2014 16:30
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Comcast internet has been acting up for a day now but I cannot muster the energy to call them and be told by various different people to restart the modem, or worse sign up for warranty so I can get their problems fixed faster.
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Jul 20, 2014 16:17
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Every time I use my hedge trimmers I end up slicing up the extension cord.
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Jul 21, 2014 17:47
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Poldarn posted:Every time I use my hedge trimmers I end up slicing up the extension cord. Easy fixable: Just guide the extension cord over one of your shoulders.
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Jul 21, 2014 19:55
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I read the comments section of a news article.
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Jul 22, 2014 00:21
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Ensign Expendable posted:My desk doesn't have enough leg room so I have to roll back a little to stretch my legs. My desk is massive and when I roll back I bump into my drafting table.
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Jul 22, 2014 01:02
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Ate some iffy leftovers, now I'm posting from the shitter and it smells like burning plastic.
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Jul 25, 2014 02:27
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I made too little rice so now I have over 2 quarts of gumbo in the fridge that I know I'll take forever to eat because I won't want to be bothered with making more rice.
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Jul 25, 2014 02:33
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I have to get some oil and lube my garage door. I don't like the sound it makes when I hit the button on my garage door remote.
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Jul 25, 2014 03:25
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GBS is seeping into EN and what used to be amusing stuff about dumb goon problems mixed with some legitimate problems/advice/discussion is now a bunch of "sry ur mom died I had sex w her tho b4" or whatever.
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Jul 25, 2014 03:56
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cobalt impurity posted:I made too little rice so now I have over 2 quarts of gumbo in the fridge that I know I'll take forever to eat because I won't want to be bothered with making more rice. Where you at? Ill eat yo' gumbo
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Jul 25, 2014 04:43
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Bought a different brand of fish oil that I didn't notice was "lemon flavored" now I have terrible fake lemon flavoring burps.
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Jul 25, 2014 05:23
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Lost For Words posted:Bought a different brand of fish oil that I didn't notice was "lemon flavored" now I have terrible fake lemon flavoring burps. Whenever they add "lemon" scent into anything, like that makes it better. It just makes it smell like some dehydrated hobo pissed in it. I vastly prefer the smell of toxic cleaning chemical to toxic cleaning chemical PLUS LEMON PISS SCENT.
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Jul 25, 2014 05:31
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I did crappy on my math test, but I still have an A in the class. It just isn't as high of an A as before.
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Jul 25, 2014 06:53
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Lava Lamp Goddess posted:I did crappy on my math test, but I still have an A in the class. It just isn't as high of an A as before. My major requires me to study calculus. The more calculus I know when I graduate the better. Calculus is really, really hard.
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Jul 25, 2014 07:12
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I am covered in MOTHERFUCKING HIVES. Doctor doesn't know what it is, prescribed a 6-day regiment of Predinosane, after which they've come back with a vengeance. This is just one massvie hive plaque on my left arm. They're also on my right arm, legs, torso and...forehead. 
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Jul 25, 2014 21:09
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It's probably your laundry detergent or dryer sheets. Edit: ooooor bedbugs (it's not bedbugs)
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Jul 25, 2014 21:24
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Bhodi posted:It's probably your laundry detergent or dryer sheets. Used the same detergent and and dryer sheets long before this started happening. But now my doctor thinks it might be all the crap and mold in the air here, of which there is no escape.
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Jul 25, 2014 21:54
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I want to play video games with my Fiance but he doesn't feel like it right now.
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