drunk thread 14: a really chill place to look at gay men's asses and dead muslims

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Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqisq2_sara-jean-underwood-naked-yoga_redband :nws:

My bad here ya go

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:44

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 12:34

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Mike-o posted:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqisq2_sara-jean-underwood-naked-yoga_redband

My bad here ya go

WELP. If you'll uh.. excuse me..

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:46

Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

there is no excuse for you

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:48

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

....and the gifs i didn't upload

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/Z7twoY7.gif
http://i.imgur.com/X3Qtz4a.gif
http://i.imgur.com/gwhjVgC.gif
:nws:

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:53

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

The carpet matches the drapes.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:54

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

I never knew she did the naked yoga thang :eyepop:

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:54

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

drunk military

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jul 8, 2014

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:56

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

thank u for ur service

# ? Jul 8, 2014 04:58

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Do you have any idea how long I had those tables

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:05

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Those tables belonged to his great grandmother

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:06

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

drat kids these days, I tell ya. No respect.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:08

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

when i got back from my tour of duty i went to the capital (buenos aires) and entered my favourite bar, Bar San Cayetano, they had almost everything in there and I treated myself and my mate to the best drinks we could, this was our selection:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Jul 8, 2014

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:12

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Stop breaking the tables and hotlinking, Arf.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:15

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

YEAH, ARF

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:15

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Stop breaking the tables and hotlinking, Arf.

ah poo poo sorry, ill put stuff in timg tags now, didnt realize. apologies.

now, this thing with factoids about beers is p own

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:21

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

The more I read about Detroit the more I want to buy a couple of blocks, and start my own barter town / enclave somewhere in the midst of all that ruin. Plus, who wouldn't want a chance to rule over their own little post apocalyptic hellscape for a while? How hilarious would it be to get the fed gov to give me money to give minority excons jobs on my organic hand picked farms.

It's all heroin and meth addicts stealing copper, which means Lions fans. It's loving amazing. How much of their economy is based on Jahvid Best smuggling black tar for NFL players? My conservative estimate is like 400 to 900 percent.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:25

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I wish we lived in a Fallout-type world in which Shim was the leader of Caesar's Legion.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:30

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

Obama Africanus posted:

The more I read about Detroit the more I want to buy a couple of blocks, and start my own barter town / enclave somewhere in the midst of all that ruin. Plus, who wouldn't want a chance to rule over their own little post apocalyptic hellscape for a while? How hilarious would it be to get the fed gov to give me money to give minority excons jobs on my organic hand picked farms.

It's all heroin and meth addicts stealing copper, which means Lions fans. It's loving amazing. How much of their economy is based on Jahvid Best smuggling black tar for NFL players? My conservative estimate is like 400 to 900 percent.

Goon project :megaman:

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:31

Carteret: Nov 10, 2012

I'd be a slumlord in shim's empire.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:32

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

quote:

The national media, no doubt conditioned by the exorbitant cost of living on the two coasts, loves tales of houses in flyover country selling for the price of a crappy used car and the plucky urban homesteaders who buy them. So does the public. A recent BuzzFeed story by Drew Philip about his Herculean efforts to restore a $500 house in Detroit attracted more than 1.4 million views. �The city is filled with these structures, houses whose yellowy eyes seem to follow you,� Philip wrote. �It would be only one house out of thousands, but I wanted to prove it could be done, prove that this American vision of torment could be built back into a home.�

Commendable? You bet. Inspiring? Absolutely. But Philip�s reclamation project should also serve as a warning for anyone who has ever fantasized about snapping up a house on eBay for three figures in a Rust Belt city like Cleveland, Youngstown, or Saginaw. It�s easy to envision yourself in a pair of Carhartts and a flannel shirt sanding hardwood floors, modernizing the kitchen, and planting apple trees in the front yard. But as Philip illustrates, you should also be prepared for the less savory tasks, like spending frigid winters without heat, removing every imaginable form of debris (including �literal piles of human poo poo�), buying a shotgun, and being prepared to use it.

http://beltmag.com/attention-urban-homesteaders-think-buy/

We can call it COP Schneider, because that sounds just like an Afghan mansion I lived in, down to removing debris (and poop) from an unfinished bathroom to create a one-man bedroom.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:45

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Honestly you can get everything you need for a decent FOB, including land, utilities and enough money to keep some coked out Nigerian child soldiers on security in Detroit for less than you can make turning just a few tear downs into whore houses / webcam nests for girls willing to work for roof and meth.

You figure you make yourself law of the first 4 blocks you take, then expand out until you've become Detroits own new Baby Doc.

You can probably get everything for a FOB or FEMA camp on a GSA sale for cheap.

Once your ready to make big money you start running your whores out west to the oil shales to service the man camps, and just launder the money through the 24 hour open air flea market at barter town square.

How do I get myself in front of the secret cabal of Jews really running the show so I can pitch my empire plans Shark Tank style.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 05:50

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Obama Africanus posted:

How do I get myself in front of the secret cabal of Jews really running the show so I can pitch my empire plans Shark Tank style.

Gotta pitch it as a reality show to the hollywood sect

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:04

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Obama Africanus posted:

The more I read about Detroit the more I want to buy a couple of blocks, and start my own barter town / enclave somewhere in the midst of all that ruin. Plus, who wouldn't want a chance to rule over their own little post apocalyptic hellscape for a while? How hilarious would it be to get the fed gov to give me money to give minority excons jobs on my organic hand picked farms.

It's all heroin and meth addicts stealing copper, which means Lions fans. It's loving amazing. How much of their economy is based on Jahvid Best smuggling black tar for NFL players? My conservative estimate is like 400 to 900 percent.

A couple of my college buddies had this idea, only instead of a FOB it was going to be a straight-up medieval castle with the locals hired cheap to man the ramparts in full period gear, and occasionally siege each other for our entertainment. The idea breaks down when you realize how much the city expects to get in back taxes, at which point you realize why you can buy property for the price of a decent dinner and still no one wants it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:37

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

that's the most accurate description of Cleveland i've ever seen

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:49

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Detroit loving sucks and having Shim as some sort of retard ruler of the city would be a definite improvement.

If you've never been, imagine the worst parts of where ever your from. Places you don't go there at night and try to avoid during the day. Then imagine an entire city like that. Getting off the highway on 7 Mile Rd(some dichead at work asked for sandwiches from a deli there) reminded me of stepping off the helos in Iraq/Afghanistan. Same sort of general fear/uncertainty but without 140 other dudes that want to brutally murder thousands of brown people with grenades and machineguns. I didn't even go to the really bad parts of Detroit.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 06:53

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

analogy6 posted:

+-----+
| tekno|
+-----+

tekno was invented by kraftwerk in germany. they had dolls play their music for them. they made a record called autobahn about driving on the autobahn. then BLACKS in detroit made gay breakdancing hipster poo poo from it

+-------+
| HOUSE|
+-------+

okay DJs at a club called the Music Box started incorporating drum machines and bass synthesizers into their mixes and doing poppers and suckin each others dicks

white kids in england took ecstasy on vacation in europe and danced to the human being chicago music then brought it back with them to england and took more ecstasy

20,000 inbred chavs showed up at the clubs and the party had to go outside and eventually awful neopagan filthy shamans living in the moors and practicing druidic magic figured they could have a suitcase full of money if they sold tickets and dope

that's how raves happened

+--------------+
+drums and bass+
+--------------+

ghetto carribean gangsters in england started making their own acid house but also ruining their record players by speeding up james brown records to play spastic tambourine noises over smooth jazz cocksucker music

also ecstasy started coming from amsterdam and in rotterdam they played the same kind of music except they'd beat the poo poo out of each other and killed jews and palestinians and burned the city down when their soccer team won and acted like adhd white trash brats on jerry springer except the whole time it's just like "BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BAHBAHBOW"

+------------------+
| GAY TRANCE SUX|
+------------------+

finally italians and mainland europeans wearing reflective sunglasses and drinking fine wine and driving cars with ridiculous doors started producing slowed down smoothed out bullshit that was supposed to like make a tear come to your eye by the lilting melodies and like inspire you to say out loud "god I've never been so high before"

MEANWHILE...

# ? Jul 8, 2014 07:38

discount cathouse: Mar 25, 2009

have a whore

# ? Jul 8, 2014 09:12

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Sittin on a plane beside some dude who definitely shouldn't be in the middle and probably should have bought 2 seat. It's only 8:45 but Jesus Christ when does liquor service start.

# ? Jul 8, 2014 12:18

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Sittin on a plane beside some dude who definitely shouldn't be in the middle and probably should have bought 2 seat. It's only 8:45 but Jesus Christ when does liquor service start.

20 min later than it should obviously

# ? Jul 8, 2014 13:41