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> turn into Chris Hansen. Tell him to "have a seat over there" .
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cock hero flux posted:flush do this but before you do say a really witty one liner
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cock hero flux posted:flush
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cock hero flux posted:flush
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cock hero flux posted:flush Alexzandvar posted:do this but before you do say a really witty one liner
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> piss in toilet, smirk, say "sorry but you're canned!", then flush
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poo poo in toilet thencock hero flux posted:flush don't wipe
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Say witty one liner as you flush. Summon Batman to high five you.
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cock hero flux posted:flush
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cock hero flux posted:flush Alexzandvar posted:do this but before you do say a really witty one liner make sure it includes the phrase "hey bendyman, get bent!"
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Jul 9, 2014 04:03
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eat all the poo poo in the room and have a super poo poo.
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>leave a double decker in the top of the toilet, say a witty one liner, flush
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actually, changing mine to: > Just walk the gently caress away from the gross toilet dude, he doesn't look very fast so you should probably just leave rather than try and talk to a dude coming out of a toilet
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Alexzandvar posted:do this but before you do say a really witty one liner
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Idiot Syncratic posted:>leave a double decker in the top of the toilet, say a witty one liner, flush > The one liner is: You're not my real dad!
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cock hero flux posted:flush Alexzandvar posted:do this but before you do say a really witty one liner  As the extreme fear courses through your body, a funny thought pops into your mind. You laugh in spite of yourself, and walk over to the flush knob. "Hey Bendy," "Yesssssss......?" You make a statement so sharp, so curt and biting that somehow sums up everything that has led to this point. It's as if the universe conspired to create this one moment where this one phrase could be spoken at the most perfect time possible. "Get bent!" The closest thing that the Bendyman has for eyes slowly roll in their sockets. As you push the flush knob, a horrifying screech tears through the air. The pipes shake violently as Bendyman's body is sucked nastily back into whence it came, bones popping and snapping as it is forced through the drain. As his form disappears, the ring on your finger feels a little less heavy. Whispers in your ear speak of unimaginable things opening larger than you could think possible. "Myy ssssoonnnn..." a calm voice echoes in the air. "I had.... ssssuch higggh hopeesssss for yooouuuu..."  Putrid filth pours forth from the decrepit toilet. It begins to fill the area slowly. You try to escape via travelling through the Internet, but it seems as if your abilities have been stymied. The stench is worse than death. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZJGM4gSon4
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>enter toilet
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>We can't leave just yet. Stretch a portal into existence, and then stretch open the portal. Free the children, the many victims of Bendyman. > Switch to Billy. Watch as a portal is slowly stretch open. Hop out with the other kids you have meet in this horrible place, and say thank you to the mysterious man who saved you.
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> Realize how badly you have to poop and expel your bowels into the putrid filth. No one is going to notice anyways. > Wave to the kids watching over the stream.
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do anything as long as it involve the ring and stretching
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>furiously masturbate as you bask in the success of your one-liner
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Bregor posted:>furiously masturbate as you bask in the success of your one-liner >while entering toilet
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>use goatse powers to open a portal to the real world and escape
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Demon of the East posted:>use goatse powers to open a portal to the real world and escape
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Save, then Jiggle the handle to see if that will stop the flooding. Whether it works or not, masterbate with poo poo lube.
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>the power of the goatman flows from the ring into you. reaching back you wrench your anal cavity open creating a portal to the real world. headfirst you escape into your own rear end like an obscene ouroboros.
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>scoop the poop all up and shovel it into goatse
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> Call a plumber.
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Vengeful Turtle posted:>the power of the goatman flows from the ring into you. reaching back you wrench your anal cavity open creating a portal to the real world. headfirst you escape into your own rear end like an obscene ouroboros.
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Consume bendyman with your prolapsed anus.
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Use the last of your internet powers to change the Facebook profile photo of the officer you left back at the crime scene to a picture of the toilet
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>build a goku out of what is at hand
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Use the last of your internet powers to change the Facebook profile photo of the officer you left back at the crime scene to a picture of the toilet
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Use the last of your internet powers to change the Facebook profile photo of the officer you left back at the crime scene to a picture of the toilet
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Use the last of your internet powers to change the Facebook profile photo of the officer you left back at the crime scene to a picture of the toilet
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Use the last of your internet powers to change the Facebook profile photo of the officer you left back at the crime scene to a picture of the toilet 4
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mr.capps posted:>We can't leave just yet. Stretch a portal into existence, and then stretch open the portal. Free the children, the many victims of Bendyman.
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mr.capps posted:>We can't leave just yet. Stretch a portal into existence, and then stretch open the portal. Free the children, the many victims of Bendyman. Atma posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZJGM4gSon4 Over the end credits, this should show the kids escaping in their own space ship, if memory serves. LiterallyATomato fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Jul 9, 2014 |
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>USE THE POWER OF THE RING TO STRETCH YOUR ANUS AROUND THE TOILET, CONSUMING THE TOILET AND BENDYMAN'S ONLY PORTAL INTO THE INTERNET REALM
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Use the last of your internet powers to change the Facebook profile photo of the officer you left back at the crime scene to a picture of the toilet
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