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Is German scat porn actually a thing?
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Jul 9, 2014 18:24
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Sponges are used when a woman is on her period and still wants to work. It's a common thing in the whole industry.
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Jul 9, 2014 18:50
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I've been reading "sideways vagina" ever since I've been on the net, and I still don't know what it means 
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Jul 9, 2014 20:00
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Jedit posted:Why? Are you a harmonica player? I'll have you know vagina harmonica playing is a rapidly growing category of dirty triple-x porno. By which I mean putting the harmonica in the woman's fun hole and playing it, not having a woman play the harmonica using her ham wallet, which is gross. Exioce posted:I've been reading "sideways vagina" ever since I've been on the net, and I still don't know what it means Think a regular up and down whispering eye, and then imagine it sideways. Like how all asians have slanted eyes. But with their coochies. Livewire42 fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Jul 9, 2014 |
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Jul 9, 2014 20:50
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Exioce posted:I've been reading "sideways vagina" ever since I've been on the net, and I still don't know what it means Take a picture of a pussy. Now rotate it 90 degrees. You see, it's funny because Asian women have slanty eyes so it stands to reason their vaginas are "sideways". Ha Ha. Hilarious, huh? Or stupid. edit: beaten
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Jul 9, 2014 22:15
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darkpriest posted:
You're killing me man. No one's pulled a april fools prank you can post? Next time you do a shoot ask a performer for a funny story to tell us. Leave it to a goon to have no fun with a bunch of naked people around. A real question: You posted in the OP that you're a video gamer. Have you shot anything that has incorporated video games? I'm not really sure how that would work but it would be pretty cool if you could bring your interests together somehow.
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Jul 10, 2014 06:37
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darkpriest posted:is that I don't like people joking around on set. I've never found porn funny. Some people like the idea of porn bloopers and that fat dude drinking a can of corn but it seems disrespectful in a way that even degrading porn will never be
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Jul 10, 2014 07:18
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echinopsis posted:I've never found porn funny. Some people like the idea of porn bloopers and that fat dude drinking a can of corn but it seems disrespectful in a way that even degrading porn will never be I think it's mostly contextual. Fat dude drinking corn was exceptionally degrading and gross, but if someone says something silly and everyone on set breaks down laughing it's probably more in the "good, clean humor" category. I mean have you never had funny sex? Everyone probably has had the experience of all parties involved breaking down in laughter when something makes a funny noise, or if someone says something which is supposed to sound sexy, but actually sounds silly.
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Jul 10, 2014 19:47
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PlesantDilemma posted:A real question: You posted in the OP that you're a video gamer. Have you shot anything that has incorporated video games? I'm not really sure how that would work but it would be pretty cool if you could bring your interests together somehow. I think he shot a coupe of movies called "First Person Shooter", so yes.
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Jul 10, 2014 20:33
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Landsknecht posted:I mean have you never had funny sex? Hmm very rarely.. I've been hanging with people who look at porn and find it hilarious, laughing at everything and etc but it just makes no sense to me. Although tbf Evan Stone in Pirates (or anything for that matter) is pretty funny I guess.. although it's not really my bag
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Jul 10, 2014 20:38
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echinopsis posted:I've never found porn funny. Some people like the idea of porn bloopers and that fat dude drinking a can of corn but it seems disrespectful in a way that even degrading porn will never be Uh, what did I just read?
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Jul 10, 2014 21:16
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lol mate congrats on being an internet noob
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Jul 10, 2014 21:21
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Some porn is supposed to be funny. I forget the name, but I saw a porn musical a few years back that was goddamned hilarious in a self-aware B-movie kind of way. It was cheesy as all gently caress, and the cast knew it, and still swung for the loving bleachers on that one. Sex isn't all serious business all the time.
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Jul 11, 2014 11:42
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Yeah but to me it's like defending a south park cartoon when I saw I like my TV to be engaging. Sex doesn't have to be serious business but I don't like it when they make it a joke. Welp
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Jul 11, 2014 21:00
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PlesantDilemma posted:I get asked that probably the most. I can never think of anything ever funny. Part of the issue, which I have explained before, is that I don't like people joking around on set. I don't think you can get a good sex scene from people joking around too much. You end up with people not taking it seriously if you horse around. I don't know what most other sets are like. I'm personally just not big on joking around, but I have been told before that I can be a bit intense so maybe that is why. You're killing me man. No one's pulled a april fools prank you can post? Next time you do a shoot ask a performer for a funny story to tell us. Leave it to a goon to have no fun with a bunch of naked people around. [/quote] OK, bear with me, because I also want funny porn stories, but I came up with sort of a "theoretical" reason for why OP has none. Maybe the belief that there *must be* funny porn stories is just a version of/extension of the porn fantasy itself. Probably 90% of all porn is pretty disappointing, or something you regret watching after you've watched it, or not as good as you thought it would be, or exciting at first and then endlessly dull. But you (we) keep going back, right? "This video will be extremely hot, and I'm so excited that it's 25 minutes of just this super hot girl going all out....oh, wait, 25 minutes is a really long time, what this is only minute 3?" And so on. Porn always promises to be giving you EVERYTHING, but of course nothing can give you everything, so your disappointed when your expectations aren't met. I think this carries over into talking about porn, especially when people want to talk about how things in the industry must be really funny, or dangerous, or dysfunctional. Everyone is naked and loving, which is as real as it gets, so those everyday "it happened at work" stories must be EXTRA funny or hosed up. But then they're not. As the industry people always say, "it's just a job," because it is. I also think that there's a genre problem for "funny at work" with respect to porn, again because the structure of the stories themselves would weirdly fold back into the structure of the medium. What kinds of funny stories about work do people tell? "This person is very incompetent"; "This person got hurt in this not dangerous but quite painful accidental way"; "This person got told off/told someone else off"; "This person thought he/she was supposed to do this one thing but actually was supposed to do something completely different." Think about how those stories end up looking if you put them in the porn text "He was supposed to come at this time, but couldn't even get it up, and that happens every day"; "She didn't realize he was going to come in her face and then she got pinkeye"; "She's always late and finally she was late to a 3-way and the producer told her never to come back to any set he's working on"; "It was only supposed to be a vaginal intercourse scene, but then he started doing some really hard anal pounding..." As voyeuristic non-industry people, we would/could find these things "funny" because it is really interesting to think about having to deal with them, but they would also make us aware of how physically exposed and vulnerable everyone is in the job, and how any "problems" that occur when you're in that state are not actually very funny--they just end up seeming like bad porn. And I imagine that industry people, who must be very aware of how intently they're being scrutinized by all non-industry people, are really conscious of how you'll just end up finding their mundane "funny at work" stories a little depressing. So they say "There aren't a lot of funny stories," and it's true.
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Jul 11, 2014 21:49
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I'm looking for some extremely normal porn. Nothing weird at all. Are there any companies that specialize in this type of pornography? Do you think it'll ever be anything more than a niche market?
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Jul 12, 2014 17:06
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dogcrash truther posted:I'm looking for some extremely normal porn. Nothing weird at all. Are there any companies that specialize in this type of pornography? Do you think it'll ever be anything more than a niche market? What, exactly, is your idea of what "normal" porn is? 
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Jul 12, 2014 19:21
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Missionary, in a bed partially covered by the sheets/blanket.
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Jul 12, 2014 19:34
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dogcrash truther posted:I'm looking for some extremely normal porn. Nothing weird at all. Are there any companies that specialize in this type of pornography? Do you think it'll ever be anything more than a niche market? I don't know about you, but when I think "normal", I don't think "niche". Do they still have edited videos on the premium cable channels? That might be something you want.
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Jul 12, 2014 21:02
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Normal = softcore?
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Jul 12, 2014 21:39
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normal means gaping anus, but no prolapse
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Jul 12, 2014 22:10
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But where does anal fisting fit in? Is that softcore now?
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Jul 12, 2014 22:18
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I remember watching some PassionHD clip and the first two minutes of it had this killer saxophone bit playing on top of it. Who creates/is responsible for the music in (artsy) porn? Do they hire a studio musician or do studios have someone in-house that does it? Does the music earn royalties? Sexophone 
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Jul 13, 2014 04:26
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DOOP posted:I remember watching some PassionHD clip and the first two minutes of it had this killer saxophone bit playing on top of it. Who creates/is responsible for the music in (artsy) porn? Do they hire a studio musician or do studios have someone in-house that does it? Does the music earn royalties? Porn needs the same cheesy sax of the 70s and 80s.
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Jul 14, 2014 04:16
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dogcrash truther posted:I'm looking for some extremely normal porn. Nothing weird at all. Are there any companies that specialize in this type of pornography? Do you think it'll ever be anything more than a niche market? Do you mean normal porn like you see on the internet and DVDs and in pay-per-view channels in hotels, or do you mean normal couples sex like people have at home? Or do you mean real real sex where the guy awkwardly prods the girl until she lets him have sex with her, he then cums to fast and she rolls her eyes, sighs and yells at him for making a mess?
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Jul 14, 2014 13:38
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evobatman posted:Do you mean normal porn like you see on the internet and DVDs and in pay-per-view channels in hotels, or do you mean normal couples sex like people have at home? Normal couples sex. But most of that is by amateurs, which is not normal. I want normal sex by normal people that don't like other people to watch them do it. Nothing weird.
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Jul 15, 2014 02:38
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dogcrash truther posted:Normal couples sex. But most of that is by amateurs, which is not normal. I want normal sex by normal people that don't like other people to watch them do it. Nothing weird. Porn of people who don't want to be doing porn? That seems either super sketchy or fake. I suppose those "revenge porn" sites might have video that wasn't originally intended for others to see, but that is loving creepy as hell. Maybe educational sex videos with the soundtrack off?
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Jul 15, 2014 05:06
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I'm normally opposed to kink-shaming, but your Kink is hella lame. That's why no one makes porn for your.
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Jul 15, 2014 15:38
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Sounds like he wants voyeur porn, where the camera is outside a room or house looking in on people having sex.
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Jul 15, 2014 15:55
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AlbieQuirky posted:Porn of people who don't want to be doing porn? That seems either super sketchy or fake. I suppose those "revenge porn" sites might have video that wasn't originally intended for others to see, but that is loving creepy as hell. Sorry. I'm not being clear. I want porn made by normal people depicting normal sex, not weird stuff normal people wouldn't do. Voyeurism is super weird and would not get me off.
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Jul 15, 2014 23:06
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I Shot Myself / I Feel Myself has some couples. The text is artsy bullshit but whatever. The videos I've seen are pretty real-life, vanilla, sometimes romantic-ish.
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Jul 15, 2014 23:16
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i like nice words
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I want more porn of people watching porn
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Jul 16, 2014 00:03
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Can't we have some nice porn where they go out to dinner, maybe get to know each other a bit. Why does pornography always have to be about sex?
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Jul 16, 2014 00:13
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That's just called a rom com, you dweeb.
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Jul 16, 2014 00:41
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echinopsis posted:I want more porn of people watching porn Recently I saw a video of lesbians watching "lesbian porn". They weren't having sex or even naked, but the reactions were hilarious.
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Jul 16, 2014 01:12
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dogcrash truther posted:Sorry. I'm not being clear. I want porn made by normal people depicting normal sex, not weird stuff normal people wouldn't do. Voyeurism is super weird and would not get me off. I'm not sure what you mean by "normal stuff" or "normal people." Well, I am, but I want to hear (see) you spell it out for us. What are normal things/people? Do they... do they hold hands. \/\/\/ I want to hear him say it. CAPT. Rainbowbeard fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jul 16, 2014 |
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Jul 16, 2014 02:19
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By "normal" meaning awkward and clumsy before, during, and afterward with a dash of repressed guilt thrown in for good measure?
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Jul 16, 2014 02:40
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What I've generally gathered is that when people say they want more porn with "real sex" in it, what they usually mean is that they want sex scenes that are acted and filmed like they are in mainstream Hollywood films, except longer and with more on-screen genitals.
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Jul 16, 2014 02:48
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Mister Kingdom posted:Recently I saw a video of lesbians watching "lesbian porn". They weren't having sex or even naked, but the reactions were hilarious. I know I read an article in Slate or Vice or something about Lesbian aimed Lesbian porn and it pretty much ended up with the conclusion that Lesbians have varied tastes so one person might be turned on by Tribadism while another may not.
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Jul 16, 2014 08:08
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Xelkelvos posted:I know I read an article in Slate or Vice or something about Lesbian aimed Lesbian porn and it pretty much ended up with the conclusion that Lesbians have varied tastes so one person might be turned on by Tribadism while another may not. But, if that were true, that would mean that lesbians are individuals, and as such, could not be categorized simply by their sexual orientation. Then that means...ALL THESE NOTES ARE WORTHLESS! *Throws years of research notes into trashcan*
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