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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





it's a new form of xenon

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Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

Dutch defender said "i bet you can't count all the blades of grass in the center circle" and really has thrown messi off his game

yeah, messi doesn't like being spoken to

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

vyelkin posted:

huntelaar is good at penalties whereas rvp is a garbageman
i thought rvp was good at penos

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Remember when Maradona did those outrageous and iconic things in a World Cup but Messi didn't and never will because he's a boring little twat.

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

vyelkin posted:

huntelaar is good at penalties whereas rvp is a garbageman

Huntelaar is also good on the field. Maxi is a garbageman.

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

eviljelly posted:

am i just not paying attention or has messi just been kind of a non factor for most of the game?

African AIDS cum posted:

Dutch defender said "i bet you can't count all the blades of grass in the center circle" and really has thrown messi off his game

hth

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

kill me

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

FiftySeven posted:

Does anyone have the advanced stats on if we might see another Tim Krul sub at the last minute when this inevitably goes to penalties?

my advanced stats say that holland have used 3 substitutes

Dinictus
Nov 26, 2005

May our CoX spray white sticky fluid at our enemies forever!
HAIL ARACHNOS!
Soiled Meat
loving SHIRT GRABBING

ugh

LOOK I AM A TURTLE
May 22, 2003

"I'm actually a tortoise."
Grimey Drawer
why is kuyt still playing for holland? i mean in general

Bobo the Red
Aug 14, 2004
Lay off the marmot
Ref seems p bad

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

LOOK I AM A TURTLE posted:

why is kuyt still playing for holland? i mean in general

workrate

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




CaptainRightful posted:

Huntelaar is also good on the field. Maxi is a garbageman.

maxi used to be good, now he just shits it up for ņuls

Funky Britches
Aug 22, 2009

lmao messi is such a little bitch

FAT BATMAN
Dec 12, 2009

As a very amateur viewer of soccer this is been actually pretty darn entertaining... Like I can tell both sides are really hustling and there's lots of cool footwork. Also I appreciate how even though there's lots of clashes it seems like both teams are really friendly to each other, they're not out for blood.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


this will end ugly with penalty kicks

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Messi is already planning which countries to annex in his next paradox games gaming sesh that he does on PC in a popular lets play found at twotch.tv/Catalan_Gamer69

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

LOOK I AM A TURTLE posted:

why is kuyt still playing for holland? i mean in general

because he owns and never ages

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
Negative things about this match:
*it is boring
*The Argentinian team
*it is poo poo

Positive things in this match:
*CONCRETE Ron Vlaar
*That hot dutch girl from the first half
*It will likely go to penos
*The Argentinian players

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

vyelkin posted:

my advanced stats say that holland have used 3 substitutes

Oh they did? I must have missed them. I only saw RVP go off.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






LOOK I AM A TURTLE posted:

why is kuyt still playing for holland? i mean in general

Dude has crazy stamina

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Bobo the Red posted:

Ref seems p bad

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

spankmeister posted:

Dude has crazy stamina

'stamina'

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The dutch are cunts

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

loving homo teams THIS SUCKS rear end we won't break the 98 goal record

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
This game may be the stuff of Mourinho's dreams, but at least we will get an all UEFA final in Brazil.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
So this is the future of Manchester United

Dinictus
Nov 26, 2005

May our CoX spray white sticky fluid at our enemies forever!
HAIL ARACHNOS!
Soiled Meat
gently caress this referee.

BIMSTAR
Sep 6, 2005

going up up up bouncy hop high hop
Hello I am Dirk Kuyt. I run a lot and when I get the ball, I stop, freeze the game and pass backwards. Or, every now and then, I'll make a bad long pass. Here's my friend Sneijder, he's like me but runs less.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
haha huntelaar is a moron

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

FiftySeven posted:

Oh they did? I must have missed them. I only saw RVP go off.

huntelaar, clasie, and someone else have all come on i think

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Urgh

EDIT: URGH

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




that was some sexy hand gesturing from Huntelaar at Cakir

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I've always liked Huntelaar because he looks like David Bowie

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

BIMSTAR posted:

Hello I am Dirk Kuyt. I run a lot and when I get the ball, I stop, freeze the game and pass backwards. Or, every now and then, I'll make a bad long pass. Here's my friend Sneijder, he's like me but runs less.

hello

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

Dinictus posted:

gently caress this referee.

R.S. Gumby
Jul 26, 2007

Utterly useless.

eviljelly posted:

am i just not paying attention or has messi just been kind of a non factor for most of the game?

Holland have played very defensively and has had a guy with the sole task of marking Messi the whole game. It's like they knew he'd be the only threat.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







'high altitude training' :getin:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


fisting taking place on the field

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T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Kuyt may look like a slightly less deformed Sloth from The Goonies but the man can loving do the business.

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