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doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

just turning this on... interesting

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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


zooted heh posted:

how does kuyt keep getting minutes?

they have a rembrandt living portrait quota to fill on the ol' dutch team

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

African AIDS cum posted:

Instead of penalties, Replace the defense with filipino rent boys and instead of playing soccer they try to do hosed up poo poo to em, pornograhpic as hell. Thoughts??

I could get behind this

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Someone said Argentina have never lost a semi, so goodbye Holland, enjoy your 4th place.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

solution: have two balls on the field

next extra time half: three balls

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Cillesen has apparently never saved a pen

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Aren't we all glad now that we get to witness PKs between argentina and netherlands to go to a world cup loving final?

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
Pique

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Cancelbot posted:

Germany have already won the World Cup.

they, in fact, have not

Saoritficis
Apr 23, 2008

doomisland posted:

just turning this on... interesting

The word "interesting" has no buisness being anywhere near this match.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I hate this loving advert so much

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Teron D Amun posted:

only Hartzer do this disgrace to rum

pissflaps also drinks vodka with fanta zero and calls it his signature drink

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

German commentator: "it was a horrid, piss-poor, woeful match so far"

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Friggin Wondo. USA could have played for penalties against these guys as poor as they were today.

KFTPM time, woo

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
the albiceleste.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

vintagepurple posted:

TBH all the interesting teams from round of 16 on were on the germany side of the bracket. gently caress these teams, France-Colombia semifinal.

I'm ok with that.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Hegay posted:

Cillesen has apparently never saved a pen

Too bad Van Gaal cont do something classically Van GAal and sub the keeper.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

TheModernAmerican posted:

Why not just go back to golden goal after extras? No one's fond of penalties.

At least in the knockout rounds, just let em play forever.

As it is 30 extra minutes can kill a team for their next game maybe in the final but definitely not before then.

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster

Frankston posted:

I hate this loving advert so much

Is this fair?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

T Bowl posted:

Aren't we all glad now that we get to witness PKs between argentina and netherlands to go to a world cup loving final?

only if messi fucks up

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

yesterday 8 goals
today 8 goals (give or take)
what's the problem

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
instead of penalties force all the players to watch the human centipede movies back to back and whoever throws up first loses

Cancelbot
Nov 22, 2006

Canceling spam since 1928

Go you chicken fat go!

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

the dutch love penalties, they can't advance without them. they call them negerschieten, hosed up but true.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Messi 1

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

my butt is ready for penalties

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
jesus that was bad

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Zythrst posted:

They did something sort of like that in the NASL in the late 70's/early 80's.

It ruled, RULED, I TELL YOU YOU KIDS HAVE NO IDEA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJEnwi7otu0

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

ephex posted:

pissflaps also drinks vodka with fanta zero and calls it his signature drink

mixing vodka is gay

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

straight up brolic posted:

they, in fact, have not

this





who's got the XO charts ready

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Frankston posted:

I hate this loving advert so much

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

mods rename me friggin wondo

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


dutch gonna win this

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Hegay posted:

Thank you fellow fan of fascism. We all love fascism in TRP.

Yeah this, fascism brings us all together. It's definitely some win.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

instead of penalties do an actual literal penalty contest

whoever commits the best coolest penalty wins

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
All you non UK posters. This is the bullshit we have to put up with during our ad breaks on ITV. FML

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jx4z2sTgrQ

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Imagine one of these teams lifting the cup instead of the Krauts

emTme3
Nov 7, 2012

by Hand Knit

spankmeister posted:

Nope, they do that in Gaelic football and what happens is that many games are tied (like statistically significant) so that they can do a rematch and sell more tickets

an informative, useful post that creates a dialogue.

how me a frog posted:

This is the dumbest thing anyone has ever said about competetive soccer.

a nonsensical value judgement barely articulated in mispelled pidgin english. please stop posting.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

T Bowl posted:

Aren't we all glad now that we get to witness PKs between argentina and netherlands to go to a world cup loving final?

Give the argies their goal back and you wouldn't have to see the scary penos

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quiet enjoyment
May 11, 2009
tim krul is a helluva drug

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