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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Machinegunboyo posted:

Yeah this, fascism brings us all together. It's definitely some win.
it is

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fat Lowtax posted:

A famine of goals

No GoT spoilers please.

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG
Today, penalty kicks are a subtle way to tell two teams that they are boring and forcing them to do something entertaining.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Quest For Glory II posted:

instead of penalties do an actual literal penalty contest

whoever commits the best coolest penalty wins

this is what i do in fifa so i'm down

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
I bet Robben will miss.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

FiftySeven posted:

All you non UK posters. This is the bullshit we have to put up with during our ad breaks on ITV. FML

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jx4z2sTgrQ

except this is literally the one good thing itv have done all tournament

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
code:
ARG - - - - -
NED - - - - -

R.S. Gumby
Jul 26, 2007

Utterly useless.
In extra time, each team has to send off a player every 5 minutes. Golden goal rules apply.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
this is going to own because whoever loses is going to want to kill themselves almost as bad as brazil do for getting so close and losing on PKs.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
Hell, the falklands belongs to the british and i dont care who knows it

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




the most dangerous score in football

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
Follow @FiveThirtyEight, where we'll be tweeting penalty shootout odds for #ARG-#NED. http://53eig.ht/1qNVW2G

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

stickyfngrdboy posted:

except this is literally the one good thing itv have done all tournament

Look at how wrong you are. gently caress that stupid loving song.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

mackintosh posted:

mixing vodka is gay

counterpoint: grasovka with apple juice

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
mascherano should have a statue built for him

also lol at messi being constantly hounded by two or three guys at almost all times they knew not to let him do poo poo (not that i think he would have done much given how hes been playing these past matches)

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Dirk Pitt posted:

Too bad Van Gaal cont do something classically Van GAal and sub the keeper.

i loved hearing about what a tactical genius he was for getting past costa rica on penalties

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Incorporate the players genitalia somehow, like, last one to get hard loses, just spitballing here,

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


R.S. Gumby posted:

In extra time, each team has to send off a player every 5 minutes. Golden goal rules apply.

Golden goal sucks

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

king k rul on the bench, let's do this

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

R.S. Gumby posted:

In extra time, each team has to send off a player every 5 minutes. Golden goal rules apply.

shut up

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

Machinegunboyo posted:

Hell, the falklands belongs to the british and i dont care who knows it

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

splifyphus posted:




a nonsensical value judgement barely articulated in mispelled pidgin english. please stop posting.

backseat modding, where's your football? chill out and enjoy the match or enjoy your ban.

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry

vyelkin posted:

golden goal is horrible, teams just play ultra defensively to not lose

Ah.

Well in that case I say if they every tie, Blatter just comes on the field and executes both teams for spoiling his perfect sport.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
come on UEFA!

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

move the goals closer and closer after extra time, until the keepers get to take shots on goal

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Torrannor posted:

I bet Robben will miss.

I wish, but he won't, that drug addled gently caress.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Machinegunboyo posted:

Hell, the falklands belongs to the british and i dont care who knows it

Les malouines sont françaises

Bobo the Red
Aug 14, 2004
Lay off the marmot
Please god, Messi miss for a Dutch win

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

FiftySeven posted:

All you non UK posters. This is the bullshit we have to put up with during our ad breaks on ITV. FML

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jx4z2sTgrQ

Sounds brilliant to me lad

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


finally some goals!!

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

cant wait for some goals

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


goalkeepers patted each other on the rear end, we can start

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

FiftySeven posted:

Look at how wrong you are. gently caress that stupid loving song.

you realise that posting that first sentence doesn't make you right, don't you?


Argies gonna be terrified of this keeper that van gaal took off cos he's so poo poo at penos

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

they look gassed

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
X

R.S. Gumby
Jul 26, 2007

Utterly useless.
Instead of penalties, the ref team gets to hold a popular vote of which team is declared the winner. Bribes allowed. Cash in hand only.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

the xx

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

ephex posted:

counterpoint: grasovka with apple juice

i have never mixed vodka, i can't imagine drinking it mixed, but i'll take your word for it

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Quest For Glory II posted:

move the goals closer and closer after extra time, until the keepers get to take shots on goal

I've got it!

in extra time, keepers can't use hands.

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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
God I want Argentina to win this

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