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Think not sexy thoughts, think not sexy thoughts...
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Jul 11, 2014 00:08
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Jul 11, 2014 00:27
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Jul 11, 2014 00:44
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One fella came close once. Went by the name of Homer, he did. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. His arms were like tree trunks. He had a shock of hair, red, like the fires of hell.
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Jul 11, 2014 00:45
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Demoxinyl!
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Jul 11, 2014 01:02
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Jul 11, 2014 01:15
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Did you go to hollywood upstairs medical college too?
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Jul 11, 2014 01:33
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MondayHotDog posted:Needs more dog. You promised me dog or betta!
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Jul 11, 2014 01:33
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gingerberger posted:You promised me dog or betta! 
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Jul 11, 2014 01:46
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Couldn't hurt... unless the monkeys start hurting people. Which they almost certainly would.
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Jul 11, 2014 02:02
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Jul 11, 2014 02:09
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Whenever you notice something like that... a wizard did it.
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Jul 11, 2014 02:12
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Kids who don't get to take music and art are ten percent more likely to become chronically unemployed and appear in one of my movies. He robbed the school of Tito! 
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Jul 11, 2014 03:09
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See. My. Vest!
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Jul 11, 2014 03:27
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The gag I would give a D+. As for the workmanship on the hand...
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Jul 11, 2014 03:30
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IMJack posted:He robbed the school of Tito! HE'S CAUSING US ALL TO YELL!
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Jul 11, 2014 03:44
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MondayHotDog posted:Whenever you notice something like that... a wizard did it. Yeah... that must be it  
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Jul 11, 2014 03:45
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah... that must be it Free Masons run the country!
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Jul 11, 2014 04:03
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And here's to Sgt. Pepper, who's growing out the middle of your back!
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Jul 11, 2014 04:05
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Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation? Good, assemble the aluminum J channel using self-furring screws. Install. After applying brushable coating to the panels, you'll need some corrosion-resistant metal stucco lathe. If you can't find metal stucco lathe, use carbon fiber stucco laugh! Now barge the lathe!
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Jul 11, 2014 04:13
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mind the walrus posted:Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation? 
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Jul 11, 2014 04:20
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Did you mess up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus? 
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Jul 11, 2014 04:41
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mind the walrus posted:Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation? Hand me my patching trowel boy... 
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Jul 11, 2014 06:08
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Writer Cath posted:Free Masons run the country! 1st of all they're called stone cutters 2nd shuuuuut uuuuuup...
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Jul 11, 2014 06:11
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gingerberger posted:1st of all they're called stone cutters I have two questions: 1: Where's the fife? And... 2: Give me the fife.
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Jul 11, 2014 07:43
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I have two questions: I just have 2 questions: How much and give it to me.
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Jul 11, 2014 08:20
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I have two questions: Also drink man, it takes 2 to lie: 1 to lie and 1 to listen
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Jul 11, 2014 08:21
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gingerberger posted:Also drink man, it takes 2 to lie: 1 to lie and 1 to listen I gotta go. My drat wiener kids are listening.
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Jul 11, 2014 08:24
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I gotta go. My drat wiener kids are listening. I said I don't want any drat vegetables!
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Jul 11, 2014 09:00
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Luigi Thirty posted:I said I don't want any drat vegetables! I stretch your father's meatloaf with sawdust!
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Jul 11, 2014 09:22
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gingerberger posted:I just have 2 questions: How much and give it to me. No deal gingerberger, that moon money is mine!
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Jul 11, 2014 11:04
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Luigi Thirty posted:I said I don't want any drat vegetables! Try the papayas. They are juicy and full of papayian! Makes you strong like Popeye! Popeye, papayian! Popeye, papayian! See? Same thing, same... ah.. forget it.
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Jul 11, 2014 15:36
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Try the papayas. They are juicy and full of papayian! Makes you strong like Popeye! Popeye, papayian! Popeye, papayian! See? Same thing, same... ah.. forget it. If you're watching this then you've got pretzel fever, and not the kind that attacked my small intestine years ago. ahahaha.
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Jul 11, 2014 16:26
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gingerberger posted:If you're watching this then you've got pretzel fever, and not the kind that attacked my small intestine years ago. ahahaha. Now you're ready to make pretzels. Open your bag of ingredients. Check for millipedes.... eughh.
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Jul 11, 2014 16:49
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If you've been good, Pizza. If you've been bad... poison.
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Jul 11, 2014 16:59
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Now you're ready to make pretzels. Open your bag of ingredients. Check for millipedes.... eughh. Always use fresh macaroni. If the box rattles, throw it away!
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Jul 11, 2014 17:28
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gingerberger posted:If you've been good, Pizza. If you've been bad... poison. Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! There is a poison one, isn't there, IMJack?
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Jul 11, 2014 18:22
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TMMadman posted:Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! Er, TMMadman, that wasn't the metal one, that was a regular Krusty-O.
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Jul 11, 2014 18:35
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IMJack posted:Always use fresh macaroni. If the box rattles, throw it away! This isn't something you can just wipe away, like the bathroom counter. It's something that absorbs everything, like the bathroom rug.
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Jul 11, 2014 23:30
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