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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Chuck Tanner posted:

what is it with hillbillies and pickup trucks

they are easy to work on, and low slung passenger cars fare poorly on unmaintained southern roads.

dont be fooled though, in the south for every redneck you see driving a truck, there are four poorer rednecks driving poo poo like old Sunfires or maybe if tehyre lucky a 2002 grand prix with 3 of the 4 wheels matching and only a little body damage and the trunk gets held shut with a bungee

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Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Chuck Tanner posted:

what is it with hillbillies and pickup trucks

People in the south tend to do things against their own best interest, like owning vehicles that get 10mpg and voting Republican.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


four freebie goon customers and he has to close shop for orders, but he can afford to roll on dubs

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Fallows posted:

plum ruined that truck

what colour was it before he painted it?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

what colour was it before he painted it?

hahah

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Cyks posted:

People in the south tend to do things against their own best interest, like owning vehicles that get 10mpg and voting Republican.

and living in the south.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

should have skipped the failed business part and go straight for the rims

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT
He has his own business, family and isn't 400 lbs.

Doobie is still doing much better than most goons.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

FanofPortals posted:

He has his own business, family and isn't 400 lbs.

Doobie is still doing much better than most goons.

I'd be rooting for doobie, if he hadn't pulled the utterly classless move of not honoring his KS promises, then talking down to and insulting backers when they complained.

Also, it's uncertain whether that's his kid or not.

Radbot
Aug 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Reginald P. Doobster

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

I forgot I liked his truck pic and was confused when I saw my name there(Roger)

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Fallows posted:

I forgot I liked his truck pic and was confused when I saw my name there(Roger)

now everybody knows who you are stupid

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


i want to say that putting rims on that truck is one of the more pitiful things but i've seen spinners on a ford pinto

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I hope he spends more on some hydraulics and ni oxide injectors.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Shugojin posted:

i want to say that putting rims on that truck is one of the more pitiful things but i've seen spinners on a ford pinto

But that's funny

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Drunk Nerds posted:

Also, it's uncertain whether that's his kid or not.
ooo tell this one :allears:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


ZombieParts posted:

But that's funny

i know the guy and i'm pretty sure it was unironic

so it's still funny but in a different way

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
doobie should take a dump on a piping hot industrial grill and forge his magnum opus

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
what kind of gay rear end loving thread about rims doesnt have donks



lets get this rolling

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)


the funny part is he probably still has a bigger dick than you

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
dont worry you can donk up a car that costs more than $800 too

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
want sum fuk

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

1gnoirents posted:

dont worry you can donk up a car that costs more than $800 too



old and obvious photoshop nice 1

Sierra Nevadan
Nov 1, 2010

Why would someone call themselves doobie? I knew a kid in school, last name Dube, and he hated it.

But it makes since since I'd prolly only eat that poo poo dog stoned.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Chinatown posted:

old and obvious photoshop nice 1

God dammit, man, you're right

The original http://i.imgur.com/P3913kw.jpg :(

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

1gnoirents posted:

God dammit, man, you're right

The original http://i.imgur.com/P3913kw.jpg :(

:drat:

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

1gnoirents posted:

God dammit, man, you're right

The original http://i.imgur.com/P3913kw.jpg :(

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Chuck Tanner posted:

what is it with hillbillies and pickup trucks

haha this guy doesn't know, guess how many women you can fit in the back of a ram 1500



have a hydraulic bed lift? even better

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

1gnoirents posted:

dont worry you can donk up a car that costs more than $800 too



step out of the car and get serious burns from the exhaust pipe

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Of all the things to get doobs. Seriously he gets rims for a 1970 truck. I mean, he could have put that money into his son's college educa. hahahaha yeah right that kids gonna end up running the hot dog shack 2.0 on kick starter in 10 years.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i just remember that due who donated their familys christmas to doob and i sharply grinned to myself to the point of my throat slihgtly swelling up but then i thought of the rest of the goons family and now i am miserable once again



U motherfucker, ur a bad man but u still pulled (albeit unintentially, because ur quite obviously an ignorant shitheaded southerner) a pretty good one over some of the finest posters of SA forums and for that i really cant find it in my wide open heart to actually hate u.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Hmm, which is the best choice? Buying a soda fountain for my hot dog shack to increase profits or rims for the oldest pickup truck in Hazzard County?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Hmm, which is the best choice? Buying a soda fountain for my hot dog shack to increase profits or rims for the oldest pickup truck in Hazzard County?

TO be fair for being as old as it is. It looks in decent shape. Those rims make it look only older though...

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

1gnoirents posted:

what kind of gay rear end loving thread about rims doesnt have donks



lets get this rolling

i already mentioned donks

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Hmm, which is the best choice? Buying a soda fountain for my hot dog shack to increase profits or rims for the oldest pickup truck in Hazzard County?

No need for a soda fountain. When people see the prices Doobie is charging, they leave and go next door to Subway.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Was that story of some goon donating his children's Christmas money true?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hobohemian posted:

Was that story of some goon donating his children's Christmas money true?

No

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Hobohemian posted:

Was that story of some goon donating his children's Christmas money true?
He donated $500 and then later doubled it to $1000. When people called him out on it he deflected the criticism by trying to state that to him and his family it wasn't exactly a sizable sum of money, and they would simply forgo Christmas gifts if they needed to make up the difference.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

doobs truck would be pretty dope if it were a stepside and just bought some simple, classic, 'american racing' rims from costco and instead used his savings towards purchasing free napkins for his guests. a compromise would be no rims at all, a light blue exterior paint job spray from "Maaco", and napkins for the customers

prob a 305 in there too :milk:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Jul 11, 2014

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RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

yea he ended up buying xmas presents anyway

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