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Two Worlds
Feb 3, 2009
An IMPOSTORE!

no picture of me. 0/5.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
i would probably watch yung lean mumble about n64 for an hour and a half live and in person

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008

het posted:

I wish I were as happy as they appear to be

Twenties Superstar
Oct 24, 2005

sugoi
me too

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008
i spent some time in the scientology centre in downtown toronto once because it meant sitting in a place with air conditioning for several minutes and they gave me a psychological exam and it obviously indicated that i was a terrible fuckup who was completely miserable and i think i said to the lady "you've given me a lot to think about" with a poo poo-eating grin on my face as i took a cookie and left

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
how did they see your smirk through the guy fawkes mask?

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008
they also gave me an e-meter reading but i forget literally everything about it except that the lady gave me an additional chart she printed from a regular computer printer and made like a real sad face as if she were a doctor letting me know that a close friend was going to have to get her leg amputated or something

JohnnyC
Jun 8, 2008

sector_corrector posted:

how did they see your smirk through the guy fawkes mask?

it wasnt so much that i saw through their ruse as that their ruse was both totally ridiculous and completely on the money at the same time

part of it is that they assess a bunch of like your basic qualities and then you get a bunch of negative results and go "oh" and then get a positive result and you say "that's good right?" and they tell you that actually it should be perfectly balanced, which is a tacit way of telling you that even the good parts in your brain are garbage, which i already knew going in, so i won and also i hate myself and want to be eaten alive by an anaconda or similar large animal

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

One time i was offered an e-meter reading and i accepted but sneezed a buncha boogers into my handas by accident and just rolled w. It and got boogers all over their e-meter.

Rugoberta Munchu
Jun 5, 2003

Do you want a hupyrolysege slcorpselong?
same

invisible jerk
Jul 29, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx6qRRkQTdE&t=156s

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008


never gets old

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

sector_corrector posted:

how did they see your smirk through the guy fawkes mask?

lol

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

sector_corrector posted:

i would probably watch yung lean mumble about n64 for an hour and a half live and in person

same

Stravinsky
May 31, 2011

sector_corrector posted:

how did they see your smirk through the guy fawkes mask?

drat

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005

JohnnyC posted:

it wasnt so much that i saw through their ruse as that their ruse was both totally ridiculous and completely on the money at the same time

part of it is that they assess a bunch of like your basic qualities and then you get a bunch of negative results and go "oh" and then get a positive result and you say "that's good right?" and they tell you that actually it should be perfectly balanced, which is a tacit way of telling you that even the good parts in your brain are garbage, which i already knew going in, so i won and also i hate myself and want to be eaten alive by an anaconda or similar large animal

your good parts are fine and lovable

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

JohnnyC posted:

it wasnt so much that i saw through their ruse as that their ruse was both totally ridiculous and completely on the money at the same time

part of it is that they assess a bunch of like your basic qualities and then you get a bunch of negative results and go "oh" and then get a positive result and you say "that's good right?" and they tell you that actually it should be perfectly balanced, which is a tacit way of telling you that even the good parts in your brain are garbage, which i already knew going in, so i won and also i hate myself and want to be eaten alive by an anaconda or similar large animal

That costs three thousand smackaroos.

ManoliIsFat
Oct 4, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s0AhWRnL6o

ManoliIsFat fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jul 11, 2014

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

:bape:

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:

your good parts are fine and lovable
Yours aren't :twisted:

Chill Callahan
Nov 14, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ApwKs3eU9g

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Sleep-Train-Amphitheatre-Concert-Mom-Baby-Kicked-Out-of-Pit-266787251.html

quote:

A mother with an infant strapped to her chest was kicked out of a San Diego concert venue after officers claimed she was in the pit area much too close to speakers amid a large crowd, endangering her baby.

The incident happened at a Brad Paisley country music concert Thursday night at Sleep Train Amphitheatre and was caught on video by the mother herself in this 10-minute YouTube clip. She identified herself as Megan Christopherson, 30.

Both the mother and Chula Vista Police Department (CVPD) officers have differing accounts of why she was booted from the venue.

According to the CVPD, concert security reported Christopherson in the pit area near the stage a mere feet away from the speakers. As seen in the mother’s YouTube video, a security officer approached the woman and asked her to move from the pit area due to possible danger to the baby.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzYomFiI2WM

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXSHDdlh_E

The March Hare
Oct 15, 2006

Je rêve d'un
Wayne's World 3
Buglord

sector_corrector posted:

i would probably watch yung lean mumble about n64 for an hour and a half live and in person

I did, they showed up a full hour late to their Brooklyn show and the venue never got up and said like 'hey we donno where the swedish dudes are at sorry' instead they did literally nothing, not even filler music for the first 30 or so minutes.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

The March Hare posted:

I did, they showed up a full hour late to their Brooklyn show and the venue never got up and said like 'hey we donno where the swedish dudes are at sorry' instead they did literally nothing, not even filler music for the first 30 or so minutes.

how was it, besides?

The March Hare
Oct 15, 2006

Je rêve d'un
Wayne's World 3
Buglord

sector_corrector posted:

how was it, besides?

It was p good, their stage energy was good and I didn't see any dudes wearing Pyrex shorts or any literal children. They were selling Arizona tallcans at the bar which was a cute nod.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkL6ncsCMCY

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ApwKs3eU9g

ManoliIsFat
Oct 4, 2002

Dadjacket
Jul 23, 2004

HIPSTER PITCHFORK CARDIGAN SCARF

lmao why is merrill garbus playing faintly in the back of this video

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Dadjacket posted:

lmao why is merrill garbus playing faintly in the back of this video

thats that gotye song

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

Dadjacket posted:

lmao why is merrill garbus playing faintly in the back of this video

gotye.cx

ManoliIsFat
Oct 4, 2002

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



slowdave
Jun 18, 2008

http://dashcon2014b.sched.org/

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

christ

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slowdave
Jun 18, 2008

lmao

someone on tumblr posted:

So the Dashcon story thus far is this, according to on-site witnesses:

A bunch of Tumblr kiddies all got rooms in the same pre-booked hotel, which the Dashcon staff supposedly had a verbal agreement with the staff of to pay them after the con, but the hotel contract said before. Thus, the Dashcon attendees and other various Tumblr sundries scraped seventeen thousand dollars together in like an hour (without any verification of whether or not the Dashcon staff actually needed the money or whether they were just scamming a bunch of kids), donated it to the hotel’s PayPal (which confused the gently caress out of the hotel staff), and are currently protesting in the hotel’s lobby by singing Les Miserables songs to a bunch of underpaid and exhausted hotel employees with no control over the situation.

Leave it to Tumblr users to conduct the single most embarrassing fan convention in world history

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