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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Just remembered one of my friends on Facebook had a kid recently. Poor guy's name is North Hellion.

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razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

stubblyhead posted:

Just remembered one of my friends on Facebook had a kid recently. Poor guy's name is North Hellion.

That kid's gonna be an action hero.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

razorrozar posted:

That kid's gonna be an action hero.

That kid's gonna be a meth addict who goes to prison for trying to hold up a convenience store with a banana.

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
Airwickka.

How the hell do you slaughter Erica that badly?

Also, I grew up in a school district that bordered on the hood, so living in the midwest is odd. There are all these old white ladies with names like Dontrelle and Sha'nice and Latoya. I hear someone say that they're waiting on Dontrelle and then Dontrelle show up and she a 50 year old with a bad perm whose pale as hell. You grow up associating a name with a certain ethnicity to see someone the polar opposite of that with the same name is odd.

It's like meeting a pale Suraj Patel.

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

AA is for Quitters posted:

Airwickka.

How the hell do you slaughter Erica that badly?



I can only assume that her parents were fond of these little bad boys:



(And I mean bad. They always manage to make the room smell vaguely of a minicab.)

Axiem
Oct 19, 2005

I want to leave my mind blank, but I'm terrified of what will happen if I do

Istari posted:

The son and the 3 babies who died were all given the same name.

I am given to understand that back when child mortality was a lot higher, this was a fairly common practice. I know it happened a few generations back in my family, where there were several kids all given the same name because they kept dying. It's like people wanted to troll future genealogists or something.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Axiem posted:

I am given to understand that back when child mortality was a lot higher, this was a fairly common practice. I know it happened a few generations back in my family, where there were several kids all given the same name because they kept dying. It's like people wanted to troll future genealogists or something.

I know that there are a few of these in my family tree, too. But I always thought it was one of those practices that had died out because it's morbid.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

AA is for Quitters posted:

Airwickka.

How the hell do you slaughter Erica that badly?

Also, I grew up in a school district that bordered on the hood, so living in the midwest is odd. There are all these old white ladies with names like Dontrelle and Sha'nice and Latoya. I hear someone say that they're waiting on Dontrelle and then Dontrelle show up and she a 50 year old with a bad perm whose pale as hell. You grow up associating a name with a certain ethnicity to see someone the polar opposite of that with the same name is odd.

It's like meeting a pale Suraj Patel.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Another one I should have posted ages ago. My roommate is adopted and his middle name is Trevathan, which I've never seen anywhere else. He goes by Trevor.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

razorrozar posted:

Another one I should have posted ages ago. My roommate is adopted and his middle name is Trevathan, which I've never seen anywhere else. He goes by Trevor.

I like this because it's a portmanteau of my name and the name I would have been saddled with had it been up to my dad.

The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

At softball there was a guy Spenty.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

razorrozar posted:

Another one I should have posted ages ago. My roommate is adopted and his middle name is Trevathan, which I've never seen anywhere else. He goes by Trevor.

I think that's actually a surname that originated in Cornwall.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?


From the same site:

Shainyss
Mayloo
Lwiza
Klaidy
Chence
Gwir-Eliz
Christ-Brythoon
Melwan
Menehould
Thinzo
Gabirel (the poster's comment on this one is "typo?")
Martiguy
Shine
Stelio
Timoléon
Tigann

I could carry on for a very long time, but I'll spare you.

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 13:34 on Jul 13, 2014

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



"Mikaylie." Bonus point for Mikaylie's mother not knowing how to pronounce Isla.

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 04:05 on Jul 14, 2014

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



"Mikaylie." Bonus point for not Mikaylie's mother not knowing how to pronounce Isla.

I'm wondering how Mikaylie could possibly be pronounced if it isn't mi-kay-lee.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Istari posted:

I'm wondering how Mikaylie could possibly be pronounced if it isn't mi-kay-lee.

My-kee-lie?

:shepicide:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Istari posted:

I'm wondering how Mikaylie could possibly be pronounced if it isn't mi-kay-lee.

C-A-L-L-C-P-S

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Is it just a mess of an attempt at the name Michaela?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



"Mikaylie." Bonus point for Mikaylie's mother not knowing how to pronounce Isla.

Virginia's a long way from "Long Iss-land" when you don't have a car.

Apparently one of the Jersey Shore idiots now has a kid named Meilani. This annoyed me until I realized I was reading celebrity "news" and, well, I have only myself to blame for that.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

I know a girl who is of Italian heritage who named her kid "Laciana "

First, it's not even a real Italian name. Second, she pronounces it "lay-see-AH-nuh," when (if it even was an Italian name) it should be pronounced "lah-chee-AH-nuh." Third, it sounds like a porn name.

Funny thing is, her mom is an attorney and is actually pretty intelligent otherwise.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Istari posted:

I'm wondering how Mikaylie could possibly be pronounced if it isn't mi-kay-lee.

Mi-ky-lee

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Istari posted:

I'm wondering how Mikaylie could possibly be pronounced if it isn't mi-kay-lee.

my-KAY-lee or MIKE-ay-lee or HOR

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

I vaguely recall in elementary school that we had some class thing where we were supposed to ask our parents what our names mean, where they come from and/or why did we get those names. For us this was easy, since everyone was named John, Michael, Jennifer, Anna and so forth and all we needed to say was "I was named after my grandma" or "This name is hebrew for 'stone'" or whatever and that was that.

What are kids with these names going to say for that sort of thing?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

"My name means my mother's a barely-literate jackass."

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


My mother said that I was pretty like a ruby, but she didn't want me to have a name like all the other kids, so she made it Rubi instead.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

flakeloaf posted:

"My name means my mother's a barely-literate jackass."

It'd be more fun to bullshit something.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
MiLady. Pronounced M'Lady. :gonk:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

MooCowlian posted:

My mother said that I was pretty like a ruby, but she didn't want me to have a name like all the other kids, so she made it Rubi instead.

Is Ruby a popular name where you live? I can't say that's really something I would have thought would be a concern, too many other Ruby's.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

AA is for Quitters posted:

Airwickka.

How the hell do you slaughter Erica that badly?

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The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

Met a kid at the park: Skorpdyn

:stonk:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

jojoinnit posted:

Is Ruby a popular name where you live? I can't say that's really something I would have thought would be a concern, too many other Ruby's.

There were 3 Rubys in my preschool class of about 24 kids.
To avoid confusion, we knew them by Ruby [Middle name]. One of them was Ruby Silver.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Some names seem to be built to accommodate as many nicknames as possible.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

sweeperbravo posted:

Some names seem to be built to accommodate as many nicknames as possible.

What use could you possibly have for more than 1 nickname when the beginning of your name is literally Shark ?

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Istari posted:

What use could you possibly have for more than 1 nickname when the beginning of your name is literally Shark ?

Chompers, Bruce, Jaws, Jaws 2, Jaws 3D, Jaws 4 the Revenge, Jaws 5 Angry Jaws. The list goes on.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Passed a sign today advertising real estate agent Dick Manners.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Dick Parry (saxophonist). Dick, as in penis. Parry, as in a fencing manoeuvre.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

At the church I teach classes at, there's a classroom for "Epistles of John" taught by Johnny Johnson.

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Space Cob
Jan 24, 2006

a pilot on fire is not fit to fly

Lotish posted:

At the church I teach classes at, there's a classroom for "Epistles of John" taught by Johnny Johnson.

If that class was in a bathroom instead, I wonder if the universe would fold into itself and collapse.

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