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Just remembered one of my friends on Facebook had a kid recently. Poor guy's name is North Hellion.
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 07:32 |
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stubblyhead posted:Just remembered one of my friends on Facebook had a kid recently. Poor guy's name is North Hellion. That kid's gonna be an action hero.
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 07:50 |
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razorrozar posted:That kid's gonna be an action hero. That kid's gonna be a meth addict who goes to prison for trying to hold up a convenience store with a banana.
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 08:11 |
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Airwickka. How the hell do you slaughter Erica that badly? Also, I grew up in a school district that bordered on the hood, so living in the midwest is odd. There are all these old white ladies with names like Dontrelle and Sha'nice and Latoya. I hear someone say that they're waiting on Dontrelle and then Dontrelle show up and she a 50 year old with a bad perm whose pale as hell. You grow up associating a name with a certain ethnicity to see someone the polar opposite of that with the same name is odd. It's like meeting a pale Suraj Patel. Dr Jankenstein has a new favorite as of 11:51 on Jul 10, 2014 |
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AA is for Quitters posted:Airwickka. I can only assume that her parents were fond of these little bad boys: (And I mean bad. They always manage to make the room smell vaguely of a minicab.)
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 14:52 |
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Istari posted:The son and the 3 babies who died were all given the same name. I am given to understand that back when child mortality was a lot higher, this was a fairly common practice. I know it happened a few generations back in my family, where there were several kids all given the same name because they kept dying. It's like people wanted to troll future genealogists or something.
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# ? Jul 10, 2014 17:50 |
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Axiem posted:I am given to understand that back when child mortality was a lot higher, this was a fairly common practice. I know it happened a few generations back in my family, where there were several kids all given the same name because they kept dying. It's like people wanted to troll future genealogists or something. I know that there are a few of these in my family tree, too. But I always thought it was one of those practices that had died out because it's morbid.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 03:00 |
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AA is for Quitters posted:Airwickka.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 04:03 |
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Another one I should have posted ages ago. My roommate is adopted and his middle name is Trevathan, which I've never seen anywhere else. He goes by Trevor.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 04:16 |
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razorrozar posted:Another one I should have posted ages ago. My roommate is adopted and his middle name is Trevathan, which I've never seen anywhere else. He goes by Trevor. I like this because it's a portmanteau of my name and the name I would have been saddled with had it been up to my dad.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 23:55 |
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At softball there was a guy Spenty.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 02:42 |
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razorrozar posted:Another one I should have posted ages ago. My roommate is adopted and his middle name is Trevathan, which I've never seen anywhere else. He goes by Trevor. I think that's actually a surname that originated in Cornwall.
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# ? Jul 12, 2014 09:19 |
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From the same site: Shainyss Mayloo Lwiza Klaidy Chence Gwir-Eliz Christ-Brythoon Melwan Menehould Thinzo Gabirel (the poster's comment on this one is "typo?") Martiguy Shine Stelio Timoléon Tigann I could carry on for a very long time, but I'll spare you. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 13:34 on Jul 13, 2014 |
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"Mikaylie." Bonus point for Mikaylie's mother not knowing how to pronounce Isla. LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 04:05 on Jul 14, 2014 |
# ? Jul 13, 2014 19:50 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
I'm wondering how Mikaylie could possibly be pronounced if it isn't mi-kay-lee.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 03:51 |
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Istari posted:I'm wondering how Mikaylie could possibly be pronounced if it isn't mi-kay-lee. My-kee-lie?
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 03:56 |
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Istari posted:I'm wondering how Mikaylie could possibly be pronounced if it isn't mi-kay-lee. C-A-L-L-C-P-S
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 05:09 |
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Is it just a mess of an attempt at the name Michaela?
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 09:40 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
Virginia's a long way from "Long Iss-land" when you don't have a car. Apparently one of the Jersey Shore idiots now has a kid named Meilani. This annoyed me until I realized I was reading celebrity "news" and, well, I have only myself to blame for that.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 13:08 |
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I know a girl who is of Italian heritage who named her kid "Laciana " First, it's not even a real Italian name. Second, she pronounces it "lay-see-AH-nuh," when (if it even was an Italian name) it should be pronounced "lah-chee-AH-nuh." Third, it sounds like a porn name. Funny thing is, her mom is an attorney and is actually pretty intelligent otherwise.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 15:18 |
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Istari posted:I'm wondering how Mikaylie could possibly be pronounced if it isn't mi-kay-lee. Mi-ky-lee
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 16:00 |
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Istari posted:I'm wondering how Mikaylie could possibly be pronounced if it isn't mi-kay-lee. my-KAY-lee or MIKE-ay-lee or HOR
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 17:45 |
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I vaguely recall in elementary school that we had some class thing where we were supposed to ask our parents what our names mean, where they come from and/or why did we get those names. For us this was easy, since everyone was named John, Michael, Jennifer, Anna and so forth and all we needed to say was "I was named after my grandma" or "This name is hebrew for 'stone'" or whatever and that was that. What are kids with these names going to say for that sort of thing?
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 18:38 |
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"My name means my mother's a barely-literate jackass."
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 18:42 |
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My mother said that I was pretty like a ruby, but she didn't want me to have a name like all the other kids, so she made it Rubi instead.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 19:36 |
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flakeloaf posted:"My name means my mother's a barely-literate jackass." It'd be more fun to bullshit something.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 19:41 |
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MiLady. Pronounced M'Lady.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 19:46 |
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MooCowlian posted:My mother said that I was pretty like a ruby, but she didn't want me to have a name like all the other kids, so she made it Rubi instead. Is Ruby a popular name where you live? I can't say that's really something I would have thought would be a concern, too many other Ruby's.
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# ? Jul 14, 2014 20:54 |
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AA is for Quitters posted:Airwickka. Groda has a new favorite as of 21:20 on Jul 14, 2014 |
# ? Jul 14, 2014 21:18 |
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Met a kid at the park: Skorpdyn
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 03:27 |
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jojoinnit posted:Is Ruby a popular name where you live? I can't say that's really something I would have thought would be a concern, too many other Ruby's. There were 3 Rubys in my preschool class of about 24 kids. To avoid confusion, we knew them by Ruby [Middle name]. One of them was Ruby Silver.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 05:00 |
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 07:31 |
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Some names seem to be built to accommodate as many nicknames as possible.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 14:45 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Some names seem to be built to accommodate as many nicknames as possible. What use could you possibly have for more than 1 nickname when the beginning of your name is literally Shark ?
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 15:28 |
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Istari posted:What use could you possibly have for more than 1 nickname when the beginning of your name is literally Shark ? Chompers, Bruce, Jaws, Jaws 2, Jaws 3D, Jaws 4 the Revenge, Jaws 5 Angry Jaws. The list goes on.
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# ? Jul 15, 2014 16:56 |
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Passed a sign today advertising real estate agent Dick Manners.
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# ? Jul 16, 2014 03:41 |
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Dick Parry (saxophonist). Dick, as in penis. Parry, as in a fencing manoeuvre.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 11:43 |
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At the church I teach classes at, there's a classroom for "Epistles of John" taught by Johnny Johnson.
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# ? Jul 17, 2014 19:25 |
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Lotish posted:At the church I teach classes at, there's a classroom for "Epistles of John" taught by Johnny Johnson. If that class was in a bathroom instead, I wonder if the universe would fold into itself and collapse.
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