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Bolow
Feb 27, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubZE29cOgvc&t=85s

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Gross poo poo.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Neil Blumpkin does some crazy loving gore

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

too bad elysium was poo poo except for the part where poo poo was getting blown up or shot at

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbt6aZl0l6E

Welp, looks like we're done here.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Are you dead in a drainage ditch yet or not?
fyi gonna be disappointed if it's the latter

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Drinking in a bar alone reading these gay forums because I'm sick of my girlfriends poo poo, how you guys tonight?

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slim Pickens posted:

Drinking in a bar alone reading these gay forums because I'm sick of my girlfriends poo poo, how you guys tonight?

im p swell

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Im doing ok. Watched a bunch of the Evo tournament and had fun yelling at my tv.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Obama Africanus posted:

My buddy just got a mail order bride.

Ayup.

:stare:

Did he get one of those half off specials?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I still say Kruger is the real hero of Elysium. Bunch of morons want to make poors near-immortal on a massively overpopulated planet. Kruger kills poors who do not understand why this is a bad idea. And how can you hate a guy who loves his job? Dude's pushing two centuries and still doing mercenary work.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Dead Reckoning posted:

Are you dead in a drainage ditch yet or not?
fyi gonna be disappointed if it's the latter

Sry bro, I'm alive

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I still say Kruger is the real hero of Elysium. Bunch of morons want to make poors near-immortal on a massively overpopulated planet. Kruger kills poors who do not understand why this is a bad idea. And how can you hate a guy who loves his job? Dude's pushing two centuries and still doing mercenary work.

Kruger is the Hound from Game of Thrones but in space. So of course he's the best character

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

spangebob got that desperate huh? weird

I had an uncle of some sort (grandmother's brother or something) that did the eastern european bride thing. Honestly, even I do a lot better than that old gently caress ever did. I guess I do give the vibe of the mail-order bride patron though, even my favorite uncles (dad's bros) thought I'd bring me home a little asian woman to scrub my under-roos and make my fat rear end some sammiches.

But really....

Chubbies. Chubbies are where it's at.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

it's saturday time for a facial and a cookout bruh



OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I can't be the only person watching Jewish CNN in Hebrew that's just getting baked and savoring the Browns and undesirables slaying.. This beats soccer any goddamn day, they've got live action coverage of brown slaughtering down to a fine art that would bring a tear to himmlers (pbuh) eyes.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
What the gently caress are these gifs from. :stare:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Godholio posted:

What the gently caress are these gifs from. :stare:

Elysium, a good movie in terms of action and gore. A bad movie because its preachy as gently caress.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008



:kimchi:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

ElMaligno posted:

Elysium, a good movie because there's one badass south african loving merc who loving kills everything and gives no fucks.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Sharlto Copley is a legit good actor :allears:



This too

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

Sharlto Copley is a legit good actor :allears:

Shame he only acts in turds.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Elysium would've been a genre classic had it not been for the hammer-subtle classism issues.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

holocaust bloopers posted:

Elysium would've been a genre classic had it not been for the hammer-subtle classism issues.

GUYS RICH PEOPLE ARE MEAN TO THE POOR! GUYS! RICH PEOPLE! THEYRE BAD!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

gleep gloop posted:

GUYS RICH PEOPLE ARE MEAN TO THE POOR! GUYS! RICH PEOPLE! THEYRE BAD!

Hollywood really panders to the DnD market.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
yeah elysium is fairly loving epic

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I started watching it but they were speaking spanish or something and there weren't any subtitles.

Tried a different torrent and the same thing happened.

Every movie is garbage.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
some pretty good fights too in elysium despite the political nonsense

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

ArfJason posted:

some pretty good fights too in elysium despite the political nonsense



wat happen to your dumb av :mrgw:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

wat happen to your dumb av :mrgw:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=179334 :laugh:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Victor Vermis posted:

I started watching it but they were speaking spanish or something and there weren't any subtitles.

Tried a different torrent and the same thing happened.

Every movie is garbage.

Just deal with it they only do that for like the first two minutes

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

I started watching it but they were speaking spanish or something and there weren't any subtitles.

Tried a different torrent and the same thing happened.

Every movie is garbage.

More social commentary. English isn't going away.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
some pretty cool special effects on elysium, too

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I was going to criticize the film for casting generic white guy to play the hero of the impoverished dirt people or whatever but then I remembered it was a sci-fi film and actual poor people don't give a poo poo about sci-fi because it hurts their brains.

Transformers doesn't count because it's basically huffing glue for your eyes.

edit: Also transformers is about CARS and jesus christ pop a hood if you want 8 hours of entertainment in an apartment complex parking lot.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

wat happen to your dumb av :mrgw:

i dunno, garbage day knows where its hosted, ask him

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Elysium would've been a genre classic had it not been for the hammer-subtle classism issues.

The hammer subtle classism issues are the reason it was made, though. It only had the SFX and gore because no one went to see Rendition, that one where GW gets assassinated, or the other 3 or 4 super-preachy anti-Iraq movies

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hey cool you're spamming the anime suicide in other images now

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
AB what's your new av, reverse GIS is failing me

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Snowdens Secret posted:

The hammer subtle classism issues are the reason it was made, though. It only had the SFX and gore because no one went to see Rendition, that one where GW gets assassinated, or the other 3 or 4 super-preachy anti-Iraq movies

wasnt his previous film district 9 which was a thinly veiled metaphor for apartheid if we were to assume thinly veiled meant a veil made of translucent silk with the consistency of papier mache

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
despite his stupid metaphors some of the tech in it is super cool like the skeleton thing they use to enhance their battle ready fighting ability power



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