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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Also the goose's head and organs. since generally speaking you just don't toss a carcass into the oven. (Man, that is dark.)
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Wanamingo posted:Zachary Nixon Johnson I know I rip on ZNJ for not making sense frequently, but seriously WTF is going on here? Didn't the mom just die without a backup available? Didn't that naked dude threaten to kill all of them, why did they just punch him in the face and then let him run away? Who is the bad guy? Why is the city falling? ARGH
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:22 |
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I can't understand your accent.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 04:28 |
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Wanamingo posted:Andertoons Now I've got Bittersweet Motel stuck in my head. Dammit.
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Helicity posted:I know I rip on ZNJ for not making sense frequently, but seriously WTF is going on here? Didn't the mom just die without a backup available? Didn't that naked dude threaten to kill all of them, why did they just punch him in the face and then let him run away? Who is the bad guy? Why is the city falling? ARGH I think that they uploaded the house computer into a clone instead of the real thing (hence naked). There was some allusion to a decoy clone earlier. And yes, dead. Though the surviving daughter is her sole heir, so I guess there's that. Presumably now that he's in a body, he's only as dangerous as any other naked human, so not much of a threat anymore. And the city is falling because the computer isn't running it anymore or something. God dammit, this is taking up valuable storage space in my brain that could be going to something useful, instead of the Adventures of the Lumpy Faced Future People.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 05:35 |
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Couldn't solve that one. As an American, all I know is that Goose sits behind Maverick.GorfZaplen posted:Mandrake the Magician MANDRAKE: Next week: Mandrake! And Geech is covered in boo-boos.
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Zereth posted:He's setting it in the 1920s. He cut out a few things, but made sure to leave in the bits of dialogue identifying Juliet as 13. Because in the 1920s you really had to get married before you entered junior high.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 07:49 |
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F Minus Mary Worth "Or is it...DR KELRAST?" Rex Morgan MD Even Rex seems to be getting sick of his family just getting whatever they want all the time.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 08:17 |
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 08:56 |
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To be honest, it's the only way I can see their reaction making any sense. Bet he makes the same lame joke to all his patients. why yes i did spend way too long making this why do you ask
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 09:50 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Rex Morgan MD
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 10:05 |
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Tina's Groove Family Circus Rose is Rose One Big Happy Mother Goose & Grimm Foob Compu-Toon Bizarro Dilbert Foxtrot
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 11:30 |
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Mr. Squishy posted:The answer to those, and all other questions of missing strips, is that posting a strip every day is boring and unrewarding. Gil Around here you have seven-year-old girls in charge of watching their baby siblings and stuff. Yeah... Retail Retail basically spent the past month on boring customers suck gags so no one really missed anything, not that the inventory storyline wasn't already extremely boring. That said, I agree with Marla here. Forget store policy, anyone who's committed a crime on the job in say, the past six months should be fired and arrested. This store's long overdue for some house cleaning. Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog I'm not sure what Karl's pissed about in panel one but he sure is pissed. Dustin I think this comic would be better if it was about how terrible of a person Ed is regardless of looks instead of how old and fat he is. On the Fastrack Tempted to get a phablet myself and I have small girly hands. Heaven's Love Thrift Shop Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Jul 13, 2014 |
# ? Jul 13, 2014 12:15 |
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Midnight Moth posted:Gil Gil, why are you complaining? This kid is your ticket to a lot of awesome poo poo.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:35 |
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If you dislike posting strips, don't post. It's not like someone won't pick up the strips you post if they're worthwhile anyway. I'd like to note that no one picked up Gill, Bleeker, or any other holbrook pieces of poo poo during their blissful hiatus. But, here they are again. Oh joy. Cul-de-sac
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:39 |
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Ok, I guess. Heavenly Nostrils No, it's pronounced "foab", just like the first syllable of Mars' moon. You're welcome. 9 Chickweed Lane 7/13/2003 Of course you just had to include a bra, didn't you, Brooke. Anyway, whatever, that is a drat fine drawing, as usual, of Solange. Zits That's definitely a Brooke-sized mouth there. This is hosed up on so many levels. "Kill of the day"? Would the prey, then, be from the camp across the lake? A cafeteria for each stomach? How would one directly feed, say, stomach #3? Why are the carnivores the only ones to have "arts and crafts"? And, the "free kill zone"... so is that where anything can kill anything else?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 15:44 |
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"Milking Station" "Free Ice Cream"
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:47 |
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The implications of Kevin and Kell are always horrifying.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:53 |
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Shugojin posted:The implications of Kevin and Kell are always horrifying. Mostly for what it implies about Holbrook.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 16:57 |
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The Dinette Set
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:01 |
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Isn't that a camp for children?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:15 |
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:This is hosed up on so many levels. "Kill of the day"? Would the prey, then, be from the camp across the lake? A cafeteria for each stomach? How would one directly feed, say, stomach #3? Why are the carnivores the only ones to have "arts and crafts"? And, the "free kill zone"... so is that where anything can kill anything else? All the utterly horrifying things aside, I took Stomach #1-4 to be in the vein of saying Tables #1-4, and thought it was kind of clever and cute.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:18 |
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goatface posted:Isn't that a camp for children? For children who are learning to kill other children (who may be their friends), yes.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:29 |
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I get that bit, it's the "milking station" part that is worrying me.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:34 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:The Dinette Set I get that these people are supposed to be frumpy and gross, but holy poo poo that woman.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:43 |
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Cow and Boy Sherman's Lagoon Ah, the classic "despite all the animals acting like humans in costumes, let's act mystified by humanity's behavior" strip.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:49 |
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Why don't the predators get a deer tick removal station? That's what's wrong with our healthcare system today: unequal access to basic services purely based on the diet of a particular zoographic.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 17:58 |
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goatface posted:I get that bit, it's the "milking station" part that is worrying me. Yeah, that was what threw me too. That and the implication that everyone's welcome to a nice frozen cone of their friends' lactation.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 18:15 |
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Cricken_Nigfops posted:If you dislike posting strips, don't post. It's not like someone won't pick up the strips you post if they're worthwhile anyway. Wow man. Thats a pretty mean thing to say about Kevin Franck.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 18:31 |
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:And, the "free kill zone"... so is that where anything can kill anything else? Nah, one of the things that Holbrook's pretty consistent about is that it's morally reprehensible and outright illegal for the prey to fight back.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 18:35 |
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This is actually the third "summer camp" story Kevin and Kell has done. They're just as hosed up as you'd imagine. Bobulus fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Jul 13, 2014 |
# ? Jul 13, 2014 18:43 |
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What the gently caress is wrong with Bill Holbrook?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 18:45 |
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Bobulus posted:This is actually the third "summer camp" story Kevin and Kell has done. They're just as hosed up as you'd imagine. I just noticed on today's comic he date stamped it 6/29, so maybe it's a rerun from a previous "Death Camp For Herbivores" story arc?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 18:49 |
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Coney's new name will be "lunch".
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 18:50 |
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Kevin and Kell actually owns. Just roll w/ it is my motto
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 18:53 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:What the gently caress is wrong with Bill Holbrook? a lot Mister Kingdom posted:Coney's new name will be "lunch". Don't worry, they've already got the paperwork in place! Bobulus fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Jul 13, 2014 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:What the gently caress is wrong with Bill Holbrook? He gets off on domination and disempowerment. It's a major aspect of all his comics. K&K has extra murder and weird animal things, but Safe Havens has all the transformation stuff (not to mention things like what happened to that one "criminal" (i.e. guy who picked up a thing he found)) and even Fastrack has Dethany's control over the very being of the computer characters.
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 18:55 |
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Peanuts gives us "youthful hopes dashed on the jagged rocks". For your amusement. (July 16, 1967) Funky Winkerbean MAIDEN! Not in this century, buddy. Holly Budd Winkerbean later used her shrewd people skills (and, of course, emotional blackmail) to get two hours in the ball pit at DashCon! She barely got infected at all! Looks like she made a new friend, too. Classic Popeye Sunday takes y'all to school. (c. 1942, and yeah, this one came to me in the smaller size. Not a lot to do about it at this point) Pogo disposes of holiday leftovers. (July 6, 1969) First-Gen Blondie resorts to psychological torture. Yes, again. (c. 1942) Out Our Way (April 13-14, 1925)
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy Fritzi likes classic R&B music, right?
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# ? Jul 13, 2014 19:42 |
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Wait a second... an animal has characteristic joke... and they're camping... You maniacs! This is a Kevin and Kell strip! drat you! God drat you all to hell!
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