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ReindeerF posted:Add Cal-Mex in here too. Basically, please just stop loving trying to fusion-ise every Goddamn food, California. What's californizing food? Do they just futilely try to shove avocado and other poo poo that doesn't belong into food that's perfectly fine without it?
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send me a dozen roti paratha please
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Jul 13, 2014 22:12
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Joementum posted:California pizza is an abomination that must be brought to an end. California Pizza Kitchen is bad. One of the best pizzas I've ever had was in California. It had sheep cheese and honey on it.
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Jul 13, 2014 22:15
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I thought 'Sicilian' style pizza was supposed to be the pizza abomination. But then I like California Pizza Kitchen so I'm probably just ignorant. 
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Jul 13, 2014 22:25
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To anyone who thinks California pizza is bad, you've obviously never had Japanese pizza. Whole lotta things that have no business being together to begin with, much less on a pizza.
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Jul 13, 2014 22:37
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ReidRansom posted:To anyone who thinks California pizza is bad, you've obviously never had Japanese pizza. Whole lotta things that have no business being together to begin with, much less on a pizza. How about Sushi Pizza from a now-closed Japanese restaurant
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Jul 13, 2014 22:39
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Sushi on pizza sounds like something that would work okay as a concept, though. I mean it's fish meat, so it shouldn't be that different from tuna on a pizza.
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Jul 13, 2014 22:46
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XyloJW posted:How's the pizza in Thailand?  DemeaninDemon posted:What's californizing food? Do they just futilely try to shove avocado and other poo poo that doesn't belong into food that's perfectly fine without it? ReidRansom posted:To anyone who thinks California pizza is bad, you've obviously never had Japanese pizza. Whole lotta things that have no business being together to begin with, much less on a pizza. EDIT: That photo is for their new Cambodian branches, but it's a Thai company and that specific """"pizza"""" is a seasonal thing they started offering here. Looks like the loving thing that lifts out of the ocean at the end of The Abyss
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Jul 13, 2014 22:53
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Can we get the Cornish to make a stargazy pizza pie so we can finally establish once and for all the Worst Pizza? TIA
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Jul 13, 2014 22:54
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ReindeerF posted:
I definitely don't want to eat that pizza. Asians should probably stop inventing pizzas. otoh a curry pizza... hmmm e: When even the waitress says something is vile ReidRansom fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jul 13, 2014 |
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Jul 13, 2014 23:10
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Asian food has a rich and amazing history but for some reason when like every Asian country saw pizza they just lost their mind and we have poo poo like korean mayo pizzas and that shrimp seafood abortion and poo poo. From looking at poo poo that gets posted online and all they never had that happen with stuff like fast food burgers aside from doing things like making huge ones or using squid ink to make black buns or something, but for some reason pizza made like half the Asian chefs that saw it go "WAIT WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS"
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Jul 13, 2014 23:20
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Tatum Girlparts posted:mayo pizzas Oh god, why would someone do this.
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Jul 13, 2014 23:22
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Got a homemade pizza in the oven right now, can't wait to eat it.
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Jul 13, 2014 23:25
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nutranurse posted:Oh god, why would someone do this. Thankfully, this place opened in the last couple of years and is basically the first 100% legit good pizza in Bangkok: http://www.palapizzabangkok.com/ EDIT: Also, Thai domestic pizza all comes with ketchup packets and Thai people, generally speaking, douse the poo poo out of the ridiculous pizza they order with ketchup. It's all tragicomic to watch. EDIT EDIT: And their ketchup produced for domestic consumption has - wait for it - tons of sugar added. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Thai pizza is basically a crime against humanity and should result in some sort of Truth & Reconciliation Commission at minimum. That is all. Back to work. ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Jul 13, 2014 |
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Jul 13, 2014 23:27
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nutranurse posted:Oh god, why would someone do this. That's what confuses me! Like, I can kinda see how a seafood gangbang pizza happens, you're a dude who makes seafood, you think of pizza as a big 'oh yea I can put whatever on top right' thing, bam that happens. But who looks at a pizza and goes 'I should put nasty rear end mayo on this'?
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Jul 13, 2014 23:29
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There is an Indian pizza shop in Houston and it's good. Saag paneer pizza is mighty tasty.
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Jul 13, 2014 23:30
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Swan Oat posted:There is an Indian pizza shop in Houston and it's good. Saag paneer pizza is mighty tasty. Bombay Pizza Co. right? The Slumdog is my jam over there. See that's how you do this stuff right. It's great, it has a unique sauce, on unique bread (not sure if it's naan proper or what), with a blend of toppings that reflects the chef's home, but it's still pizza, when I look at it and eat it I still go 'gently caress this pizza rules'.
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Jul 13, 2014 23:32
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There's a "Pizza and Curry" place in my hometown which I'm given to believe is pretty good; I guess tandoori chicken would work on a pizza, but I never bothered since there was a really good Indo-Pak restaurant a few blocks down. http://www.pizzaandcurry.com/category/gourmet-desi-indian-pizzas/Tatum Girlparts posted:Asian food has a rich and amazing history but for some reason when like every Asian country saw pizza they just lost their mind and we have poo poo like korean mayo pizzas and that shrimp seafood abortion and poo poo. From looking at poo poo that gets posted online and all they never had that happen with stuff like fast food burgers aside from doing things like making huge ones or using squid ink to make black buns or something, but for some reason pizza made like half the Asian chefs that saw it go "WAIT WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS" I know this video's a spoof on crazy Korean nationalists who think that Korea invented everythig, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLA6Bk_ivs
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ReidRansom posted:otoh a curry pizza... hmmm
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Jul 13, 2014 23:33
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My (Vietnamese) mom used to make these omelet type things of egg, shrimp, onions, mushrooms, and cilantro. No bread anywhere, and you dipped in fish sauce. She called it pizza. Don't get me wrong it was good but I'm pretty sure the English translation of banh xeo is not pizza
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ReindeerF posted:As bad as it sounds, here's how it gets even worse - at least in Thailand. Mayo here is not mayo as we think of it, it's more like British style salad cream, but with a shitload of sugar added. Now imagine that as the sauce on your pizza. Not to distract from the  of the rest of your post, and from that shrimp pizza ad, but Heinz has a bunch of added sugar as well. Unless, their ketchup remains sugary even in comparison?DemeaninDemon posted:What's californizing food? Do they just futilely try to shove avocado and other poo poo that doesn't belong into food that's perfectly fine without it? Avocados are wonderful, you hush up
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Jul 13, 2014 23:36
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Asian food has a rich and amazing history but for some reason when like every Asian country saw pizza they just lost their mind and we have poo poo like korean mayo pizzas and that shrimp seafood abortion and poo poo. From looking at poo poo that gets posted online and all they never had that happen with stuff like fast food burgers aside from doing things like making huge ones or using squid ink to make black buns or something, but for some reason pizza made like half the Asian chefs that saw it go "WAIT WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS" The burgers can get pretty weird too. MOS Burger definitely stretches the definition of what you and I might consider a burger, but at least some of them are pretty good.
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Asian pizza is the West's just desserts* for poo poo like General Tso's Chicken. *don't post dessert pizzas here, I just ate (not pizza)
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Jul 13, 2014 23:39
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You Romans, you make a dessert and call it pizza.
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also I can't remember when was the last time I ever ate Panda Express but I remember getting very mild heartburn from it
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Also it's hard to get mad about other countries ruining the great gift of pizza when here in the US I can order a cheeseburger pizza (cheese, beef, onions, ketchup, mustard) from a local place or go to Subway and get a "flatizza." E: I should clarify that yeah there's nothing wrong with beef and onions on a pizza but ketchup and mustard just do not work.
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Hedera Helix posted:Avocados are wonderful, you hush up I never said that! I'm just confused why some people like to put them on dishes that have no business having avocados on them.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Bombay Pizza Co. right? The Slumdog is my jam over there. Yeah the Slumdog is legit too. gently caress I think I might eat there later this week.
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Jul 13, 2014 23:51
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paranoid randroid posted:You Romans, you make a dessert and call it pizza. 
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Jul 13, 2014 23:56
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I've been sitting on that pun for years. I've still got "hellafied gangsta lien" queued up for the day snoop dogg goes into banking.
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Jul 13, 2014 23:58
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Thanks to this thread (and my wife seeing it over my shoulder), we had to order pizza instead of eating pastrami sandwiches. You monsters!
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Guy Montag posted:Thanks to this thread (and my wife seeing it over my shoulder), we had to order pizza instead of eating pastrami sandwiches. Shoulda gotten pastrami on your pizza boom problem solved.
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Jul 14, 2014 00:10
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My local pizza place makes great pastrami sandwiches actually. Go figure.
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Jul 14, 2014 00:13
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Shoulda gotten pastrami on your pizza boom problem solved. I probably would if I could. I live in West 'by-God' Virginia. 
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Chantilly Say posted:*don't post dessert pizzas here, I just ate (not pizza) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umVKXfcutA
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ReindeerF posted:Add Cal-Mex in here too. Basically, please just stop loving trying to fusion-ise every Goddamn food, California. You are a bastard for this.
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Jul 14, 2014 03:34
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I'm practically living on lovely frozen pizza right now because my local Wal-Mart has Tostito's for $1 each, I'm poor, and it's better than ramen...I have to get canned fruit and veg so I don't get scurvy or something.
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Jul 14, 2014 03:39
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I used to like California Pizza Kitchen's pizza but every time I order it now it seems to come out ever so slightly worse so I don't bother anymore.
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Jul 14, 2014 03:40
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Wow, I thought having an Indian/Italian restaurant in my area was some sort of unique thing but I guess it isn't. I can get pizza anywhere, but I can't get a giant bowl of take-out chicken vindaloo anywhere else. They do have a chicken curry pizza that I had once and was okay.
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You know what's good if you haven't had it? Japanese tonkatsu curry rice. I never saw it until I lived in Asia and now it's one of my favorites (the Cocoichibanya super-spicy variety is crack rock - and I never feel this way about chain food).
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