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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Agrajag posted:

would, orange, orange

wood, leather, leather?

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...hs-9599738.html

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

tom's perfect woman...

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
living in america, this thread depresses me. I'm moving to...

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW

Mean Bean Machine posted:

tom's perfect woman...

His perfect woman is an HIV positive man from Huntington Beach who likes lifting and Lagunitas IPA but she's probably a close second.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


Because Rihanna noticed her too we now have a name attached to that

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/09/found-the-really-hot-colombian-fan-who-caught-rihannas-eye-at-the-world-cup-4792505/

https://twitter.com/nataliabetanc4

http://instagram.com/nataliabetancurh4

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-eFBD4lBNc

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Please dont tell my wife.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Pissflaps posted:

Please dont tell my wife.

What shouldn't we tell your wife?

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Pissflaps posted:

Please dont tell my wife.

your heavily pregnant wife

the mam to your child


lol that belge girl lost her modelling deal post slores to guide us through this difficult time

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Please dont tell my wife.

what is posted in trp stays in trp pissflaps




for Sunday:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/bf2SUbo.jpg :nws:


Teron D Amun fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jul 12, 2014

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
might wanna NWS the nipples there bud

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



the nipple one looks like pamela david to me

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/TYwnKZ1.jpg :nws:

i don't care that your team will get destroyed i would still put my penis into several of your orifices

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jul 12, 2014

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Phlegmish posted:

the nipple one looks like pamela david to me

i love her op

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

The Wife Teller

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Please dont do that.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
I will never reveal the horny pissflaps secret.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Imagine my wife coming home early and finding me with two or more of the beautiful women in this thread, standing naked in front of them as they all point and laugh at my useless cock and balls.

She'd be furious.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Would she be furious at you for being in such a situation, or furious at them for humiliating her darling husband about his admittedly tiny knob and bollocks?

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Imagine my wife coming home early and finding me with two or more of the beautiful women in this thread, standing naked in front of them as they all point and laugh at my useless cock and balls.

She'd be furious.

What if seeing you like that would turn her on?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I think the whole situation would enrage her.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Pissflaps sexual fantasy is to have Lucy Lawless humiliate him like in the movie Euro Trip.

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

I am curious how Mrs. Pissflaps became pregnant if his cock and balls are useless.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Big Black Dick posted:

I am curious how Mrs. Pissflaps became pregnant if his cock and balls are useless.

Your username might provide a hint.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

hopterque posted:

Your username might provide a hint.

Actually Pissflaps' dick is brown, and I think we've established that it's also tiny and useless...unless you mean s-some other man's big black dick? It couldn't be...could it?

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Teron D Amun posted:

what is posted in trp stays in trp pissflaps

tell that to bhyo's cucked missus

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Olewithmilk posted:

Would she be furious at you for being in such a situation, or furious at them for humiliating her darling husband about his admittedly tiny knob and bollocks?

I've just learned what bollocks actually means

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


2 Girls No Cup

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010



2 girls one cup

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Teron D Amun posted:



2 girls one cup

As a gay man,


phwoar.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Speaking of Rihanna:








My fav came to say hi! Love this chick @AdrianaLima

She's also really into Football Manager.

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
If it weren't for Pogba also being into football manager I would probs go straight for her.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Hope we get some Rihanna vids with full penetration soon

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

i wonder if rihanna is going to be doing any FM let's plays

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

straight up brolic posted:

i wonder if rihanna is going to be doing any FM let's plays

would criticise her regens if you know what I mean

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

ephex posted:



2 Girls No Cup

in what kind of poverty unicorn-land is the acronym for Germany "TYS"?

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

FullLeatherJacket posted:

in what kind of poverty unicorn-land is the acronym for Germany "TYS"?

Tyskland is Germany in Swedish.
Tedesco is German in Italian.

It's not the craziest thing.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

FullLeatherJacket posted:

in what kind of poverty unicorn-land is the acronym for Germany "TYS"?

Denmark, Norway and Sweden I think.

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

that's disgusting and i hate it

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