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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
We need to standardize country names. It is 2014

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Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

African AIDS cum posted:

We need to standardize country names. It is 2014

Are you suggesting that all countries should be united under a single banner, a german one perhaps?

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Teron D Amun posted:

Are you suggesting that all countries should be united under a single banner, a german one perhaps?

Fußball über Alles mein Freund, wir schreiten jetzt zusammen in eine glorreiche Zukunft wo jeder Mensch das beste macht für seine Mannschaft.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I just told a bunch of wives about this thread.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Rihanna got a big as forehead

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

hmmmmm, yes, i have definitely noticed her forehead and as such would NOT be having sex with Rihanna

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

reposting these babes before this thread dies...drat they're gorgeous, imagine a bed with white linens, these two hotties completely naked under them and frolicking around, suddenly they realize i'm in the room but they don't mind, they signal me to approach them and i'm so ready, they take off my pants and all of a sudden start laughing, they can't believe how hosed up my tiny dick is....Don't tell my wife *in pissflaps voice*

Mean Bean Machine fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jul 14, 2014

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Lol

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Olewithmilk posted:

hmmmmm, yes, i have definitely noticed her forehead and as such would NOT be having sex with Rihanna

Imo the best part about having sex with Rihanna would be how tolerant you'd feel during the act. Getting me excited just thinking about it.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

African AIDS cum posted:

Imo the best part about having sex with Rihanna would be how tolerant you'd feel during the act. Getting me excited just thinking about it.

Could you imagine if she and kompany had a kid.

The forehead would be crazy

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Soulex posted:

Could you imagine if she and kompany had a kid.

The forehead would be crazy

Good, I love a big target for the facial haha just kidding Don't Cum on a girl's face that's really disrespectful....loving soulex

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Mean Bean Machine posted:

disrespectful loving soulex

Now I know how my wife feels...

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
I'd like to have a child with rihanna

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Do you have a big forehead too?

It'd be huge!

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

fat greasy puto posted:

I'd like to have a child with rihanna

not when Chris Brown beats you to it

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
id like to roast her about her forehead and hairline i think if i did it for enough years i could bring her self esteem low enough to have sex with me, which would be the end game

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

id like to roast her about her forehead and hairline i think if i did it for enough years i could bring her self esteem low enough to have sex with me, which would be the end game

*Fires up twitter with a grin and a mission*

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
@rihanna Bitch your hairline fleeing from your eyebrows like it owes them child support

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Hegay posted:

Denmark, Norway and Sweden I think.

Even better the y is pronounced like a u

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Skeesix posted:

Even better the y is pronounced like a u

no its not

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Maybe those fuckers in Sweden do but everyone hates them and pray for Russia to invade the place

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

Hegay posted:

Maybe those fuckers in Sweden do but everyone hates them and pray for Russia to invade the place

Norway is the superior scandinavian nation. Taste the ownage.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Carrier posted:

Norway is the superior scandinavian nation. Taste the ownage.

Everything in Norway, such as their capital, was actually build by proud Danes

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
*starts playing aerosmith - i don't want to miss a thing*






















more to friggin come

Enigma89
Jan 2, 2007

by CVG

:stare:

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.






















I'm numb and gay now

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Mean Bean Machine posted:

*starts playing aerosmith - i don't want to miss a thing*






















more to friggin come

americong
May 29, 2013


Mean Bean Machine posted:

*starts playing aerosmith - i don't want to miss a thing*






















more to friggin come


Mean Bean Machine posted:























I'm numb and gay now

good slores op

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!
Titties and lips!

I so need to get some fresh air...

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

This was the best world cup

and hell, i didnt watch any of the matches

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747


Love

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
is that the same girl as the boat boner one

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
My wife seems a bit grumpy this evening. Did somebody talk to her?

americong
May 29, 2013


Pissflaps posted:

My wife seems a bit grumpy this evening. Did somebody talk to her?

If you'll check back a few pages, there was an image of your wife, being told.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Pissflaps posted:

My wife seems a bit grumpy this evening. Did somebody talk to her?

Sorry flaps, I ratted you out.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I asked you people not to tell her.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Pissflaps posted:

I asked you people not to tell her.

You trusted a den of trolls.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Your wife should be happy that your getting horny looking at these pics and then making moves on her Pissflaps.

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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ying-night.html

Recommended reading.

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