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theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

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cosmo questions

# ? Jul 14, 2014 20:01

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:33

RickoniX: Dec 4, 2005; A human or elf?

NO NOT A BADGER YOU GOON

I give it like 60% odds Princess of a Kingdom, 30% odds Disaster Master, 10% odds Lord English

# ? Jul 14, 2014 22:20

CuddlyZombie: Nov 6, 2005; I wuv your brains.

RickoniX posted:

I give it like 60% odds Princess of a Kingdom, 30% odds Disaster Master, 10% odds Lord English

This isn't an emptyquote.

# ? Jul 14, 2014 22:37

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

I got

riding on "just a really weird kid who is really in to science and has little regard for ~~human~~ bunny life"

# ? Jul 14, 2014 22:50

RabidWeasel: Aug 4, 2007; Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

More works of fiction need to include Lord British so I'm hitching my wagon on that 10%.

# ? Jul 14, 2014 23:15

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

No, Lord English is a different character.

# ? Jul 14, 2014 23:31

Kikas: Oct 30, 2012

Obviously you guys mean Lord British
:goonsay:

My money is on the robot tho.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 00:39

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

RickoniX posted:

I give it like 60% odds Princess of a Kingdom, 30% odds Disaster Master, 10% odds Lord English

You can never truly count him out. :tinfoil:

# ? Jul 15, 2014 01:50

Oz: Sep 10, 2003; Minion Of Relin

RickoniX posted:

I give it like 60% odds Princess of a Kingdom, 30% odds Disaster Master, 10% odds Lord English

I'm hoping that 10% is a little smaller. I hate Homestuck so much. It's gotten so convoluted and dumb.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:19

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

You fool, you've started the Homestuck derail!

# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:36

Potsticker: Jan 14, 2006

Hey does anyone else think that ~~Cosmo~~this thread is turning evil???

# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:39

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

Potsticker posted:

Hey does anyone else think that ~~Cosmo~~this thread is turning evil???

It would make sense, since this thread is ACTUALLY LORD ENGLISH.

(reminder that one of the requisites to free dark gigi from the well is to obtain the Eye of Homestuck)

Blackheart fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Jul 16, 2014

# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:41

Waffleman_: Jan 20, 2011; I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The next Disaster Master is us. Goonmaster.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:42

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

Oz posted:

I'm hoping that 10% is a little smaller. I hate Homestuck so much. It's gotten so convoluted and dumb.

You don't know why you are wasting time on that website. It is for little children who poop hard in their baby rear end diapers.

Also you don't understand what the hell is going on or who all these characters are. It's all a lot of nonsense.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:44

Oz: Sep 10, 2003; Minion Of Relin

Regy Rusty posted:

You don't know why you are wasting time on that website. It is for little children who poop hard in their baby rear end diapers.

Also you don't understand what the hell is going on or who all these characters are. It's all a lot of nonsense.

Oh I stopped reading it quite a while ago, before it started being one of Tumblr's main fandoms. The only reason I got into Homestuck at the start was I enjoyed Problem Sleuth and it started out promising. But now it seems that Hussie has gone off the deep end.

Anyway, end of Homestuck rant.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:47

Potsticker: Jan 14, 2006

Blackheart posted:

It would make sense, since this thread is ACTUALLY LORD ENGLISH.

I haven't kept up with the Homestucks for a long while, but it's humorous to see the stuff spilling out is unchanged.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 00:50

Triskelli: Sep 27, 2011; I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS

Potsticker posted:

I haven't kept up with the Homestucks for a long while, but it's humorous to see the stuff spilling out is unchanged.

Well. it's been pretty consistent because there hasn't been an update since last October (Jesus christ has it been that long) and when the next update comes it'll be the last.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 01:40

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

What, really? I might actually wade into it once it wraps up for good. It's the endless pointless teasing that turned me off but a conclusion would be nice.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:19

Pyroi: Aug 17, 2013; gay elf noises

So, how about them weatherbunnies?

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:52

SatansBestBuddy: Sep 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Chard posted:

What, really? I might actually wade into it once it wraps up for good. It's the endless pointless teasing that turned me off but a conclusion would be nice.

It had a really decent conclusion already. Then the (actually pretty good) plot twist that it wasn't the conclusion happened. Then Act 6 happened. We've all been waiting for it to die it's slow death for years now, and we've been doing it without updates for months.

In Cucumber Quest related posting, I am looking forward to What's This Kid Deal's deal being revealed.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 05:52

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

theshim posted:

My guess is s/he just wants to get their stuuuuupid sister Dee Dee out of their laboratory.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 08:57

VideoWitch: Oct 9, 2012

Gigi has updated the Cucumber Quest Store

Cucumber Dressed is already sold out though.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 04:29

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Devil Ed posted:

Gigi has updated the Cucumber Quest Store

Cucumber Dressed is already sold out though.

The rule is, Cucumber Dressed to-morrow, Cucumber Dressed yesterday, but never Cucumber Dressed to-day!

# ? Jul 17, 2014 04:32

Popo: Apr 24, 2008; Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/chapter-2-bonus-3/

Today is a good day, FOR SMASH!

I love everything about the second part and the first part was already solid.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 10:58

boredsatellite: Dec 7, 2013

2nd part was just adorable as hell

# ? Jul 17, 2014 11:47

graybook: Oct 10, 2011; pinya~

Cuke-man! aah^aahaah
Fighter of the Nightman! aah^aahaah
Eaten by the sun! aah^aahaah
You're a master of magic and common sense for everyone!

# ? Jul 17, 2014 12:00

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

I really hope the disaster masters + Nightmare Knight end up getting revived and taken out of the endless cycle of reincarnation and defeat they're trapped in so they can all live normal(ish) lives.

Picture it: Noisemaster and mutemaster can be DJ's, Glitchmaster can open her own game development studio, Nightmare knight can eat pretzels, and Splashmaster can smash.

He can smash everything and everyone :3:

# ? Jul 17, 2014 12:28

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

graybook posted:

Cuke-man! aah^aahaah
Fighter of the Nightman! aah^aahaah
Eaten by the sun! aah^aahaah
You're a master of magic and common sense for everyone!

That's seriously all I could think of whenever I read "Nightman"

# ? Jul 17, 2014 15:13

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

Indeed, any day is a good day for SMASH...

BROTHERS, for the 3ds and WiiU.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 17:39

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Cordelia and Peridot continue to be the best sister-team.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 17:55

theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Oh my god that Lucina/Kirby pic :swoon:

# ? Jul 17, 2014 18:04

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

Single King might make a decent avatar.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 18:15

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Cordelia has good taste in sandwiches.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 18:59

Double May Care: Mar 28, 2012; We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

Chard posted:

Single King might make a decent avatar.

Maybe.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 21:11

Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

Popo posted:

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/chapter-2-bonus-3/

Today is a good day, FOR SMASH!

I love everything about the second part and the first part was already solid.

The more of these sketches I see the more I think Peridot is literally just Almond with different hair

e/ that's not a bad thing.

# ? Jul 17, 2014 21:28