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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Hello mackintosh, I see you lurkin'. It's OK to post.

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josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Thirteenth Step posted:

i tried to trim my newly aquired beard but i put the trimmer on the wrong setting (which was a setting of 1) and now i look like a literal child

13th step acquired his beard by shaving the pubes from tetsmans hosed up wang and gluing them to his face with gorilla glue

this is the hot new meme of summer 2014

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Bape Culture posted:

good thing belge is banned

lmao

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Is it true 13th step acquired his beard by shaving the pubes from tetsmans hosed up wang and gluing them on his face with gorilla glue? That's pretty digusting

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
in the uk they call gorilla glue chuggo glue

another meme of summer 2014

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Hegay posted:

Is it true 13th step acquired his beard by shaving the pubes from tetsmans hosed up wang and gluing them on his face with gorilla glue? That's pretty digusting

i heard he got them off spangly a's dog idk

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hegay posted:

Is it true 13th step acquired his beard by shaving the pubes from tetsmans hosed up wang and gluing them on his face with gorilla glue? That's pretty digusting

oh that's paper

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Hegay posted:

Is it true 13th step acquired his beard by shaving the pubes from tetsmans hosed up wang and gluing them on his face with gorilla glue? That's pretty digusting

this is also 100% true

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


I'm more of a scruff kinda guy

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ffs she speaks too fast and whispers everything. That bloke has been waiting for decades for Moore to pop his clogs and now he has to share the spotlight with this Muppet.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

josip broz tifo posted:

this is also 100% true

He used some of kwaggas beard softener to make the pubes less scratchy

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Hegay posted:

Hello mackintosh, I see you lurkin'. It's OK to post.

He can't imo, he made a stand. If you don't stand for something then you'll fall for anything »

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Ffs she speaks too fast and whispers everything. That bloke has been waiting for decades for Moore to pop his clogs and now he has to share the spotlight with this Muppet.

ok

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Bovril Delight posted:

Beards rule I love my beard

They do op, they do.

Every man should grow a full-on terrorbeard at least once in his life.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
my beard is in bed i mean growing nicely on my face

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Hegay posted:

He used some of kwaggas beard softener to make the pubes less scratchy

drat. nice moves from 13th step. but still it is a makeshift pubebeard

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
I'm glad someone made a stand when gerg left, I wasn't man enough to do it

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Hegay posted:

Hello mackintosh, I see you lurkin'. It's OK to post.

haha

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

im not sure i like this new meme

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
if we'd have had a tff mod or some oval office like that iw ould def not post itf but we got gd so fuggedabahtit

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



DickEmery posted:

They do op, they do.

Every man should grow a full-on terrorbeard at least once in his life.

Mine is maybe 3 inches long now, much like my penis

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Thirteenth Step posted:

im not sure i like this new meme

im not sure i like your pubebeard but you dont see me being rude about it

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

stickyfngrdboy posted:

if we'd have had a tff mod or some oval office like that iw ould def not post itf but we got gd so fuggedabahtit

mackintosh hates gd cause he made a screendoor on a submarine joke a few months back

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

African AIDS cum posted:

mackintosh hates gd cause he made a screendoor on a submarine joke a few months back

lol

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




African AIDS cum posted:

mackintosh hates gd cause he made a screendoor on a submarine joke a few months back

raising arizona is indeed a good film

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Bovril Delight posted:

Mine is maybe 3 inches long now, much like my penis

I'd like to say I look like Marx, but it's probably more Hagrid at this point in time.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Hegay posted:

That's really cool of him... and the driftworks guy :newlol:

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



look at all these fresh posts i love it

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

this is an irl amazon review

quote:

I am a fat and ugly 43 year-old guy who has been listening to Judas Priest since 1984 when I was a skinny pale virgin prowling the the mall trying to pick-up skinny rocker chicks who looked sleazy. Not much has changed over the past 30 years; only now, I am fat, balding and wear glasses, but I still live in my mom's basement that I call "The Matrix", where I still listen to Judas Priest with my 3 cats; Neo, Trinity and Morpheus, and I still prowl the mall and Walmart with Viagra in my pocket, looking for old sexy sleazy petite rocker meth chics who live in trailers, because they are so uninhibited and nasty in the bedroom! They rock my world just like Judas Priest's new slab of metal "Redeemer Of Souls", which is similar to "Painkiller", in many ways, only with a slight restrained feel. In fact, I would say that "Painkiller" would be the closest prior Judas Priest release that it resembles, mixed with elements of earlier classics like "British Steel" and "Stained Class". I've seen Judas Priest live 26 times, from my first concert at the Spectrum, growing-up in the ghetto in Philadelphia, to here in the sweltering desert of Tucson, Arizona. If there was a prize for "Biggest Judas Priest Fan", I believe I would be nominated! Although my taste in metal has gotten heavier over the years, listening to more Thrash and Melodic Death (The Very End, early In Flames, But We Try It, Testament, One Man Army And The Undead Quartet, Overkill, Children Of Bodom, Witchery and Heaven Shall Burn), Judas Priest will forever remain a favorite of mine, as this English group sparked my love for metal and has consistently released top-notch Heavy Metal over the past 40 years.

lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Thirteenth Step posted:

this is an irl amazon review


lol

He gets slizz + free room and board

He's living the life

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

why does everyone in sas and tff have autism

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

straight up brolic posted:

why does everyone in sas and tff have autism

Cup tied

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

straight up brolic posted:

why does everyone in sas and tff have autism

cup tied

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
ffs lmao

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
well i guess its time to make some onion rings and a cheese steak and play some biotruths shock infinite

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

josip broz tifo posted:

well i guess its time to make some onion rings and a cheese steak and play some biotruths shock infinite

sounds good

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


straight up brolic posted:

why does everyone in sas and tff have autism
wow

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



josip broz tifo posted:

well i guess its time to make some onion rings and a cheese steak and play some biotruths shock infinite

That game was underwhelming

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good

Bovril Delight posted:

That game was underwhelming

hello nerd, i liked that bideo gaem and its hosed up story

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

welcome to the future http://www.twitch.tv/yuuie

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