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gingerberger posted:Madman a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt drink mix man than someone who's ivory supply is low Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to.... hurt.... drink mix.... man..... 
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Jerusalem posted:Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to.... hurt.... drink mix.... man..... I'm off to Jeru's Fix-It Shop. To fix Jeru.
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Jul 15, 2014 05:58
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IMJack posted:I'm off to Jeru's Fix-It Shop. To fix Jeru. Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman. Thank you. Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9." quote:I wish I was dead. Oy!
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Jul 15, 2014 06:30
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IMJack posted:I'm off to Jeru's Fix-It Shop. To fix Jeru. I'll KILL that Jerusalem! And, eh, wound that Mister Kingdom.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:40
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I'll KILL that Jerusalem! And, eh, wound that Mister Kingdom. Oh, the sweet kiss of hot lead, how I've missed you. I mean--I think I'm dying!
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Jul 15, 2014 06:48
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I have a caraway seed caught under my bridgework. Please excuse my handwriting. I busted whichever hand it is I write with. Signed, Mrs. Simpson.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:55
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Everything Counts posted:Oh, the sweet kiss of hot lead, how I've missed you. I mean--I think I'm dying! If you are being murdered or are calling from a rotary phone please stay on the line
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Jul 15, 2014 06:55
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gingerberger posted:If you are being murdered or are calling from a rotary phone please stay on the line You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.
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Jul 15, 2014 07:32
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Do over Ham posted:You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one. If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants, and start shoving you around!
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Jul 15, 2014 07:38
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants, and start shoving you around! Charlie a gun is a tool like a butcher knife or a harpoon or... An alligator
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Jul 15, 2014 07:48
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gingerberger posted:Charlie a gun is a tool like a butcher knife or a harpoon or... An alligator If I had my gun, I'd shoot you.
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Jul 15, 2014 07:58
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Do over Ham posted:You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one. The fingers you have used to dial are to fat. To order a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now
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Jul 15, 2014 08:08
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Elfface posted:If I had my gun, I'd shoot you. I'll mace you good! 
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Jul 15, 2014 08:14
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Do over Ham posted:I'll mace you good! One squirt and you're south of the border! 
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Jul 15, 2014 08:16
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gingerberger posted:The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. You. negligent. monster.
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Jul 15, 2014 08:23
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:One squirt and you're south of the border! CharlieFoxtrot, the Internet is more than a global pornography network.
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Jul 15, 2014 08:49
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Luigi Thirty posted:CharlieFoxtrot, the Internet is more than a global pornography network. I hear they have the internet on computers now
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Jul 15, 2014 08:57
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Luigi Thirty posted:CharlieFoxtrot, the Internet is more than a global pornography network. Now who's being naive, Luigi Thirty?
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Jul 15, 2014 11:22
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gingerberger posted:Charlie a gun is a tool like a butcher knife or a harpoon or... An alligator It's been corked. This was only a warning gator.
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Jul 15, 2014 12:34
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jscolon2.0 posted:It's been corked. This was only a warning gator. Don't know about any big parties. But I do remember something about a religious ceremony early in the year. Marty's... Something...
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Do over Ham posted:Now who's being naive, Luigi Thirty? You know nothing about
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Jul 15, 2014 15:30
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Elfface posted:If I had my gun, I'd shoot you. Yeah, well, ya don't!
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Jul 15, 2014 16:31
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TMMadman posted:You know nothing about My only friends are grown up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than me!
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Jul 15, 2014 16:50
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TMMadman posted:You know nothing about You know who would love this? Men! 
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Jul 15, 2014 17:43
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:You know who would love this? Cast of characters: Viceroy Fizzlebottom, a hearty cherub of a man...
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Jul 15, 2014 18:07
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Skeesix posted:Don't know about any big parties. But I do remember something about a religious ceremony early in the year. Marty's... Something... Skeesix, Jesus didn't have wheels.
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Jul 15, 2014 18:39
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jscolon2.0 posted:My only friends are grown up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than me! Jscolon, I think he prefers the company of men...
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Jul 15, 2014 20:25
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PT6A posted:Jscolon, I think he prefers the company of men... What is the "real deal" with mr burns' assistant Smithers?
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Jul 15, 2014 20:38
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PT6A posted:Jscolon, I think he prefers the company of men... You kissed a girl! That is SO gay!
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Jul 15, 2014 20:39
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You kissed a girl! That is SO gay! Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn!
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Jul 15, 2014 20:41
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You kissed a girl! That is SO gay! And what will you be doing tonight? Something gay, no doubt.
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Jul 15, 2014 20:41
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PT6A posted:And what will you be doing tonight? Something gay, no doubt. Dad why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?
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Jul 15, 2014 20:50
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gingerberger posted:Dad why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill? Uh, actually, sir, picture taking is not allowed at this particular resort.
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Jul 15, 2014 20:54
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Luigi Thirty posted:Uh, actually, sir, picture taking is not allowed at this particular resort. Hey mouse...say cheese.
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Jul 15, 2014 21:04
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mrfart posted:Hey mouse...say cheese. Did bad robots die! With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero
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Jul 15, 2014 21:07
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mrfart posted:Hey mouse...say cheese. Mmmmmmmm..... 64 slices of American cheese.
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Jul 15, 2014 21:12
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TMMadman posted:Mmmmmmmm..... 64 slices of American cheese. It passed the first test: I didn't go blind.
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Jul 15, 2014 21:27
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Luigi Thirty posted:CharlieFoxtrot, the Internet is more than a global pornography network. It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
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Crackerman posted:It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography. Ah getting drunk at the ole flower shoppe
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Crackerman posted:It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography. If you two hens are finished clucking, I would like to buy the latest issue of 'Jugs and Ammo'.
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