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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Someone better be getting ban hammered for hell dumping my OKcupid profile.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Sorry guys. I had to read a few chapters of a book titled Ethics of Sexual Difference written by a feminist philosopher. I think it broke me in some deep, scarring way.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Is it too late? Has anyone made the "that's my OKC profile" joke yet?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
The OKC thing is obviously fake.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

he's pretending he's sheldon from big bang.

goons are the worst. kill us all.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



Autodidact. Means he flunked out of high school and can't pass the GED test.

I did have to google red pill theory. Don't do this.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

those kids have awesome parents

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005



I found where this is from, http://vimeo.com/31392211

Now we just need a version of a dirty male EM doing this in his berthing.

SPACE HOMOS fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Jul 16, 2014

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Alison Brie is Jewish. After everything Shim has said, this is frightening to me.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

F-sim Space Shuttle landing sim: get it for your phones. It loving owns.

Got it, it's cool as hell

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
That she devil is just waiting to grind away your will to live with an unusually fertile womb, vociferous appetite for your freedom, and an extended family that just refuses to die. You'll be wearing coke bottle glasses looking like Marvin from Office Space muttering prayers and rocking back and forth wishing for the sweet release of death- and that's when people will mistake you for an orthodox jew instead of a broken man who got trapped in the crazy crazy semetic pussy game.

And she's probably still going to leave you for a dentist if you don't get her an Audi. Today.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Got it, it's cool as hell

Yep its fun as hell. Tough too.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


holocaust bloopers posted:

Yep its fun as hell. Tough too.

Just get the Challenger version.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Obama Africanus posted:

That she devil is just waiting to grind away your will to live with an unusually fertile womb, vociferous appetite for your freedom, and an extended family that just refuses to die. You'll be wearing coke bottle glasses looking like Marvin from Office Space muttering prayers and rocking back and forth wishing for the sweet release of death- and that's when people will mistake you for an orthodox jew instead of a broken man who got trapped in the crazy crazy semetic pussy game.

And she's probably still going to leave you for a dentist if you don't get her an Audi. Today.

Yeah, but still

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Genocide Tendency posted:

Just get the Columbia version.

ftfy

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Saw this on my facebook feed today. Not popular enough to shed school friends through snarky Facebook comments so I'm going to drop this here in the hugbox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oIuw3yIyhI

The room erupts in laughter when she says people complain, "Well my 5 year old wants to be a dog- should I let them?"

Your 5 year old son convinced you that he is actually a girl because he is mystified by his own weiner.. Maybe you should ease off on the transpuppy hate, you disgusting bigot.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I would be proud of my transpuppy child.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

p. sure your child is a drat furry then

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Take some time today to recall that 45 years ago America embarked on a journey that proved once and for all that are awesome and the rest of you are poo poo covered subhuman scum banging rocks together in a cave.

http://www.firstmenonthemoon.com/



bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Take some time today to recall that 45 years ago America embarked on a journey that proved once and for all that are awesome and the rest of you are poo poo covered subhuman scum banging rocks together in a cave.

http://www.firstmenonthemoon.com/





Drunk thread 2014: it's now the space thread.

gently caress the ocean.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Take some time today to recall that 45 years ago America embarked on a journey that proved once and for all that are awesome and the rest of you are poo poo covered subhuman scum banging rocks together in a cave.

http://www.firstmenonthemoon.com/





Watched it again now, loving owns

I think it's gonna be a From the Earth to the Moon night tonight

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon and will knock you the gently caress out

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

Drunk thread 2014: it's now the space thread.

gently caress the ocean.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Seemed to work out pretty well for Eva for a while there, but I question whether she and the 'dolf ever sealed the deal.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:tipsfedora:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj-zfdNBVDs

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/46CvLdI.gif :nws:

Because of snail-tits

Also, this is the saddest thing Ive ever read


Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jul 17, 2014

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

well that's the first time I've seen someone unironically advocating for people reading/quoting chaucer

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Ok, fess up, I know it was someone here.

Man breaks into Kennedy compound, 'looking for Katy Perry'

CNN posted:

A man wearing a Captain America T-shirt and camouflage shorts broke into the Kennedy compound in Barnstable, Massachusetts, on Tuesday, police said. When officers asked him what he was doing there, he replied: "Looking for Katy Perry."

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Goons make even non goony poo poo, goony.

God dammit.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


poor chris-chan

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

opera, shakespeare, and dwarf fortress

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

what the gently caress brought back fedoras anyways besides mad men

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

what the gently caress brought back fedoras anyways besides mad men

Mad men.

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