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Mac Tonight: aw yeah tahts it man

No matter what happens from here on out, this belongs in the goldmine

# ? Jul 16, 2014 17:29

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 20:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Salmiakki posted:

So, I'm guessing you have really hairy arms?

Mac Tonight posted:

No matter what happens from here on out, this belongs in the goldmine

# ? Jul 16, 2014 17:32

Salmiakki

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I'm guessing you have really hairy arms?

yes!

# ? Jul 16, 2014 17:39

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Salmiakki posted:

yes!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfunneh

# ? Jul 16, 2014 18:09

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Siluvayne posted:

I've an idea for some fun, cruft decided
salamander, you draw for the rhymes I've provided
the thread will be fantastic! and good! and great!
it will keep us real busy, we'll stay up real late

so they rhymed and they drew
and made some nice 'toons
to share with the posters
who call themselves goons

Salmiakki posted:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 18:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Peanut and the Gang posted:

same

# ? Jul 16, 2014 18:33

I Dunno

Salmiakki posted:

omg!!!

# ? Jul 16, 2014 18:45

google THIS

Salmiakki posted:

poo poo why didnt i make the thread title mothergoons

# ? Jul 16, 2014 19:05

Salmiakki

# ? Jul 16, 2014 19:05

pogi

I'm in love with this thread

# ? Jul 16, 2014 19:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

DrSanchez posted:

I'm in love with this thread

# ? Jul 16, 2014 19:24

Captain No-mates

DrSanchez posted:

I'm in love with this thread

# ? Jul 16, 2014 19:26

saboten

Salmiakki posted:

hahah aaaaww :swoon:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 19:54

Salmiakki

# ? Jul 16, 2014 21:59

FartGhost

I love you guys :3:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 22:03

Saranya

Salmiakki posted:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 22:11

Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.

WHY Isn't this thread stickied???

A curious bee, who stopped to see, such a good thread! But where was he?

But he didn't mind, for this thread was pure heaven, to BYOB poster Kayle7

# ? Jul 16, 2014 22:46

WindmillSlayer

Sleepy Owl posted:

5 but make one for windmill slayer

# ? Jul 16, 2014 22:51

Salmiakki

Kayle7 posted:

WHY Isn't this thread stickied???

A curious bee, who stopped to see, such a good thread! But where was he?

But he didn't mind, for this thread was pure heaven, to BYOB poster Kayle7

yea how come it was unstickied? i dont mind, just wanna know why

# ? Jul 16, 2014 22:52

Captain No-mates

Salmiakki posted:

yea how come it was unstickied? i dont mind, just wanna know why

btw threads are only stickied for a certain time period. just ask arnie to restick it

# ? Jul 16, 2014 23:02

Salmiakki

Captain No-mates posted:

btw threads are only stickied for a certain time period. just ask arnie to restick it

ah okay

he doesnt have to if he doesnt want to though! i really dont mind

# ? Jul 16, 2014 23:03

google THIS

Captain No-mates posted:

btw threads are only stickied for a certain time period. just ask arnie to restick it

they can be stickied indefinitely but arnie doesn't like to do that for some reason. they can just be manually unstickied once they've run their course

# ? Jul 16, 2014 23:17

pig slut lisa: irl is good

pig slut lisa posted:

do no-mates
do no-mates
do no-mates

no-mates is funny posters and rhymes with words for your good artpoems

yay you did it :yayclod:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 23:28

Salmiakki

# ? Jul 16, 2014 23:29

Crap

he goes by sid
he is a friend
you should draw his
before he self-bans again

# ? Jul 16, 2014 23:31

alnilam

Some call me scary book head man
When they see me, people scram
But I'm chill and good
Just misunderstood
They call me alnilam

# ? Jul 16, 2014 23:55

Salmiakki

im postin this one earlier than usual bc i think it turned out really cute

# ? Jul 17, 2014 00:12

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

better do me next

# ? Jul 17, 2014 00:28

Salmiakki

Slaapaav posted:

better do me next

cruft doesnt have a poem for you yet

# ? Jul 17, 2014 00:31

alnilam

Salmiakki posted:

im postin this one earlier than usual bc i think it turned out really cute

# ? Jul 17, 2014 00:32

shin42k

One day maybe I'll be famous enough to have my own rhyme

# ? Jul 17, 2014 00:32

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

i posted something in the first thread cruft posted in but i cant loving remember what i posted

# ? Jul 17, 2014 00:34

Dotcom Jillionaire: Social distortion

get back to the rhyme mines

gotta mine those rhymes for good times

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:04

Salmiakki

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:07

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Salmiakki posted:

!!!!

# ? Jul 17, 2014 01:31

Kayle7: Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.