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I Am Crake posted:I would commit murder for the privilege of having a store like that in my street. You'd commit murder to get a 7/11 opened up on your street?
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I Am Crake posted:I would commit murder for the privilege of having a store like that in my street. Take one of mine. There are so loving many near me and I'm not even in a city.
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WebDog posted:The latest Assassin's Creed game got flack for not including any female playable characters as Ubisoft said the development time of doing a whole new set of animations and costumes would just burn up too much development time. Just label one of the characters as a FtM transethnic otherkin. Problem solved, if any critics raise their voice about wanting more feminine characters ubisoft can just accuse them of transphobia.
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Top joke, bro
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Mulefisk posted:Just label one of the characters as a FtM transethnic otherkin. Problem solved, if any critics raise their voice about wanting more feminine characters ubisoft can just accuse them of transphobia. Epic win!  
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Mulefisk posted:Just label one of the characters as a FtM transethnic otherkin. Problem solved, if any critics raise their voice about wanting more feminine characters ubisoft can just accuse them of transphobia. For the record, FtM people aren't female. That's kind of the whole point, brocipher.
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Kajeesus posted:For the record, FtM people aren't female. That's kind of the whole point, brocipher. How dare you. What if she wants to be identified as a transgender woman? I'm being triggered so badly right now. (It was a typo, you putz.)
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What the hell is going on with her legs?
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She has yet to receive her bacon.
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CaptBushido posted:You'd commit murder to get a 7/11 opened up on your street? Yeah I guess. For some reason convenience stores aren't really a thing here. Everything closes at 9pm which is horse poo poo and the only store that's opened until 11pm is at the train station and like twice as expensive as a regular supermarket.
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That's really about the same as the convience store experience.
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I Am Crake posted:Yeah I guess. For some reason convenience stores aren't really a thing here. Everything closes at 9pm which is horse poo poo and the only store that's opened until 11pm is at the train station and like twice as expensive as a regular supermarket. Move to a city. At 4am I can walk half a mile and buy shampoo, a slice of pizza, swing into the 5am bar, and then walk into the urgent care after inevitably being stabbed.
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I Am Crake posted:Yeah I guess. For some reason convenience stores aren't really a thing here. Everything closes at 9pm which is horse poo poo and the only store that's opened until 11pm is at the train station and like twice as expensive as a regular supermarket. Convenience stores are more expensive than supermarkets. You pay more money in exchange for the convenience of going out at 3am and buying a soda, motor oil, jerkey, and cheese-stuffed doritos.
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veedubfreak posted:What the hell is going on with her legs? It looks like maybe someone needed to lengthen the sign when they shopped it, and stretched the entire bottom half of the image?
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cobalt impurity posted:Convenience stores are more expensive than supermarkets. You pay more money in exchange for the convenience of going out at 3am and buying a soda, motor oil, jerkey, and cheese-stuffed doritos. Wal-Mart is open 24/7. And it's really loving convenient at 3am since no one else is there.
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This is adorable but honestly gently caress that guy for reckless driving.
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Yeah gently caress that dude. And his little dog, too.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Yeah gently caress that dude. And his little dog, too. 
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veedubfreak posted:Wal-Mart is open 24/7. And it's really loving convenient at 3am since no one else is there. There are still places on this earth where walmarts are thin on the ground, and in those areas they tend to close like regular stores.
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veedubfreak posted:Wal-Mart is open 24/7. And it's really loving convenient at 3am since no one else is there. Hahah what kind of big new york style city are yall from? My wal mart closes at 9pm and opens at 8am. Everything else in town closes down at 7-8. Two gas stations close at 10 and Allsups is open 24/7. There is nothing better then a Allsups chimichanga at 3 in the morning.
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Darth Freddy posted:Hahah what kind of big new york style city are yall from? My wal mart closes at 9pm and opens at 8am. Everything else in town closes down at 7-8. Two gas stations close at 10 and Allsups is open 24/7. There is nothing better then a Allsups chimichanga at 3 in the morning. Denver? Hell, even the Wal-Mart in the podunk shithole of Huntsville, TX that I lived in before escaping TX was open 24/7. I just thought that's what they did.
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veedubfreak posted:Denver? Hell, even the Wal-Mart in the podunk shithole of Huntsville, TX that I lived in before escaping TX was open 24/7. I just thought that's what they did. It depends on the Wal-Mart (they aren't all super centers), and also on local culture. In Miami, the closest 24-hour Wal-Mart was over 20 minutes away from my home. Here in Vegas, I don't think it's possible to be more than ten minutes from a 24-hour Wal-Mart. Edit: vv It isn't so much that everything is open 24 hours per day, here. It's more that there's at least one place open all night for almost anything you want to do. 24-hour grocery shopping? Smiths or Wal-Mart. 24-hour pharmacy? Walgreens. 24-hour bingo? Arizona Charlie's. 24-hour sit-down restaurants? All over the place. 24-hour movie theater? You're hosed. Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 01:07 on Jul 17, 2014 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:It depends on the Wal-Mart (they aren't all super centers), and also on local culture. In Miami, the closest 24-hour Wal-Mart was over 20 minutes away from my home. Here in Vegas, I don't think it's possible to be more than ten minutes from a 24-hour Wal-Mart. A roommate of mine from Vegas said that basically everything was 24 hours. One night at 3 AM he was amazed and confused when we told him stuff was closed.
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I live in the Bermuda rectangle of Wal-marts and they are trying to build two more. All are open 24 hours a day and no one can figure out how they are still making money.
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VendaGoat posted:I live in the Bermuda rectangle of Wal-marts and they are trying to build two more. Reminds me of starbucks in the seattle area. In federal way you could stand in one starbucks and have line of sight to two others, and that's a relatively smaller suburb compared to the main bulk of downtown.
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Did you ever notice how a Starbucks Wal-Mart Target? Costco or Sam's Club, but often a Target. McDonald's was once, but beyond a Borders (LOL), every night a retail. Personal take on the Starbucks: a very
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nocal posted:Did you ever notice how a Starbucks Wal-Mart Target? Costco or Sam's Club, but often a Target. McDonald's was once, but beyond a Borders (LOL), every night a retail. I did not notice.
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nocal posted:Did you ever notice how a Starbucks Wal-Mart Target? Costco or Sam's Club, but often a Target. McDonald's was once, but beyond a Borders (LOL), every night a retail. I was very sorry to hear about your massive stroke, but it's good to see you've retained some few motor skills at least.
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It's admirable he can post at all really.
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mind the walrus posted:It's admirable he can post at all really. He's trying to update his Facebook and wondering why it's not working.
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nocal posted:Did you ever notice how a Starbucks Wal-Mart Target? Costco or Sam's Club, but often a Target. McDonald's was once, but beyond a Borders (LOL), every night a retail. Yes.
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nocal posted:Did you ever notice how a Starbucks Wal-Mart Target? Costco or Sam's Club, but often a Target. McDonald's was once, but beyond a Borders (LOL), every night a retail. How long have you been a Wal-mart Greeter?
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nocal posted:Did you ever notice how a Starbucks Wal-Mart Target? Costco or Sam's Club, but often a Target. McDonald's was once, but beyond a Borders (LOL), every night a retail. The best thing I've read all day. Jon Zyetta has a new favorite as of 01:28 on Jul 17, 2014 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) >PYF Walmart Hours My local Walmart super center is only open 24 hours a day in december. 
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Falcon2001 posted:Reminds me of starbucks in the seattle area. In federal way you could stand in one starbucks and have line of sight to two others, and that's a relatively smaller suburb compared to the main bulk of downtown. In Vegas we have Terrible's Chevrons. You can be standing at the intersection of two major roads, and three out of four corners will have Terrible's gas stations/convenience marts on them. nocal posted:Did you ever notice how a Starbucks Wal-Mart Target? Costco or Sam's Club, but often a Target. McDonald's was once, but beyond a Borders (LOL), every night a retail. Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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  nocal posted:Did you ever notice how a Starbucks Wal-Mart Target? Costco or Sam's Club, but often a Target. McDonald's was once, but beyond a Borders (LOL), every night a retail. A winner is you.
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nocal posted:Did you ever notice how a Starbucks Wal-Mart Target? Costco or Sam's Club, but often a Target. McDonald's was once, but beyond a Borders (LOL), every night a retail. So the big part of why is that they're always trying to be proving unlikely theories about the fact that for some reason they had no idea what to do next. And that's why they're here. Spoken like a true scientist. Or politician.
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Kheldarn posted:
ok maybe I'm dumb but is the joke here that tan lines exist?
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