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leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
That thing is going to have a baby

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Stimulus
Mar 25, 2005
They should have given him a mini hat to put on the hematoma too

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Psh he's fine, rub some dirt on it.



Actually, no. Please don't do that.

Hexum
Jul 23, 2003

Rick Story fights always rule

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I can't remember anything about Macarrão other than he stinks.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

1st AD posted:

I can't remember anything about Macarrão other than he stinks.

It looks like he weighed in at 165.5 for a welterweight bout, which is pretty weird and typically indicative of a guy who needs to be fighting at 155.

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011
I'm currently unable to sleep after taking sleeping pills and keep hearing the guys name as Mothra.

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

turntabler posted:

I'm currently unable to sleep after taking sleeping pills and keep hearing the guys name as Mothra.

Just watch story's uninteresting G&P and you should fall asleep

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
That brown belt in BJJ is working out for him on the ground there

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Mothra's homework for the weekend: takedown defense.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

1st AD posted:

I can't remember anything about Macarrão other than he stinks.

I haven't watched a second of TUF Brazil but I agree with your assessment after watching that

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

A Brazilian with the worse BJJ... Well I never

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Story owns, TUF Brazil fighter sucks.

I wonder if Stann had flashbacks to the Chael fight there.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Mothra was thoroughly outclasses. How did he get that fight in the first place?

Hexum
Jul 23, 2003

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

Mothra was thoroughly outclasses. How did he get that fight in the first place?

john howard got injured and had to drop out

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I still want to see Story/Howard, that's a good fight.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

PARTY PEOPLE GET YOUR HANDS UP

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I can't remember the last time we had a card where every fight owned. and I doubt the next 2 will be bad

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Franklin Edgar, former UFC Featherweight Champion

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Hexum posted:

john howard got injured and had to drop out

Aha, did not know that. Makes a little more sense then.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Edson Barboza vs a wrestling should be funny

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
Lol Rick Story.

How badly do i need to see the other fights? Theres been what, 2 decisions so far?

Hexum
Jul 23, 2003

SquirrelGrip posted:

Lol Rick Story.

How badly do i need to see the other fights? Theres been what, 2 decisions so far?

they were all good, great card so far

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

SquirrelGrip posted:

Lol Rick Story.

How badly do i need to see the other fights? Theres been what, 2 decisions so far?

Imagine how badly you'd want a shower if Tim Sylvia shat on you. That badly.

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

SquirrelGrip posted:

Lol Rick Story.

How badly do i need to see the other fights? Theres been what, 2 decisions so far?

It stinks that this card probably won't get the attention it deserves. It's been really good poo poo.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
Bear talk: Depends how i got Tim's poo poo on me?

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

SquirrelGrip posted:

Bear talk: Depends how i got Tim's poo poo on me?

Fighting him probably.









vvv That's exactly what I was thinking.

Hexum
Jul 23, 2003

edson barboza sounds like an rear end in a top hat

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
Commentary chat about Barboza having trouble finding sparring partners because he injured seven guys in a row with leg kicks.

He injured seven guys in sparring? What an rear end in a top hat, I hope he loses really badly.

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Holy balls.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Barboza owns so loving much

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Liver death kill!

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Holy poo poo that kick

Another year
Oct 13, 2011

the mermaid
see
a movie?
Barboza is scary

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Welp

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Thats the solar plexus brian

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
His toes dug right at the inside of his ribs.

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

Barboza is all offense.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
A bad night for livers.


e: although:

Dangersim posted:

Thats the solar plexus brian

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leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Great card

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